Flight Of The Pee-Pee Knees
Somehow Connie's friend ended up with the nickname "Pee Knees," and I think I speak for us all, Connie, when I say we don't need that back story.
Still, you know what's worse than being nicknamed "Pee Knees"?
When your baker rises to the occasion and bursts forth in gloriously misapplied phonics:
In her defense, it IS pretty hard.
To spell, I mean.
Pervs.
Hey Connie, were there also cake pops?
'Cuz I bet these would fit right in.
Signed,
Your Number One Fan:
...giving you the finger.
(Hang on, that was seriously for a one-year-old? WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!)
[Unintentional pun heyooooooo]
Thanks to Connie S., Darla S., & Jess H. for making my double entendres count.
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Reader Comments (10)
Oh, goodness! I know by now not to drink coffee while reading this blog. I've been a fan for years, but today's entries -- wow. Just, wow. I would say they take the cake, but with these, you WANT them taken!
The only thing I can say about the first cake is this - when have you ever backed down from a back story? You can't tell us that your curiosity isn't aroused.
The second cake - are those uniporns?
The third cake - maybe that's not his finger. It might be a gun and this little guy is going to end it all because the baker made him so horribly wrong.
I am guessing that the last one was supposed to be a thumbs up, but look what happens when you can't pipe. :/
Woooow...how do people...I mean...what were they...I mean...Oh dear...
Plus, the cake pops sure look like the picture was photoshopped. There is one where you can see the stick through the...erm...well...
I agree with Maureen S...WHEN have you ever backed down from a backstory? Come on Jen...we have known and loved you for the better part of 10 years here...we KNOW you want to find out. Whether or not you can publish it is another thing altogether! LOL.
LOVE YOU ALL! Keep up the hilarity.
My...
At least the 1-year-old won't have had a clue what was on the cake. Let's hope Grandma wasn't invited to the party.
Ok but we all need to know how Pee Pee Knees came to be be bees.
I want to say that some bakery departments and bakery shops should be shut down but then we wouldn't have Cake Wrecks. - Miss R.
My best guess is that those cake pops are supposed to be unicorns, but that means there's one unicorn that had its horn cut off and a smartphone shoved into its forehead as a replacement. And I'm not sure I'm prepared to accept that.
I am laughing super hard right now. I can't believe wreckerators cannot see what they are doing. If not they need to read Cake Wrecks lol.
Is this a new post?? Is Cakewrecks in a new season and out of reruns? Thank you!!