Thursday
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Death By Giant Ice Cream Cone And Other Life Goals
May 31, 2018
"MAN BISCUITS"
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I don't want to eat them; I just want to order a couple. Loudly.
"Steamrolled Minnie"
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Anyone else having Roger Rabbit flashbacks?
(On the plus side, now she qualifies for flat-rate shipping!)
[bah-dum-CHA.]
"When A Farewell Turns Curiously Personal"
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Wreck or no? Me, I could go either way.
Have you heard? "Death by Chocolate" is so last week.
The newest trend in desserts is "Death by Giant Ice Cream Cone."
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Now we just need a man biscuit topped with a chocolate piano.
"Mischief Managed"
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Best. Wedding display. Ever.
Reader Comments (13)
1) Someone needs a lesson in anatomy. Just sayin'.
2) Somebody slipped her a Mickey and that's why she looks so Goofy.
3) TMI!!!!!
4) Or is it death by giant, man-eating flower? Or maybe it's the newest trend in the Alien movies, where instead of the xenomorphs, ice cream cones and flowers burst out of their chests.
5) These are obviously the potential suitors rejected by the latest Bachelorette.
why are there 3 grooms on this cake?? all falling down..was this the brides 4th wedding???
I need to bake cookies for my Fire Dept. bake sale next week. Mind is made up. I'm making a batch of Man Biscuits. Just so someone can ask for them, OUT LOUD. "Oh, those look yummy. I would like a couple of MAN BISCUITS please!" Yes, even though this is the USA and we call them Cookies, not biscuits like they do in the United Kingdom, I'm still gonna label them Man Biscuits, cuz I can if I want to.
I LOVE the last one!! It could cover SOOO many situations.!
Looks like those grooms on the last cake fell head over heels for the bride.
The last one reminds me of that scene towards the end of Blazing Saddles..bwahahaha!
Since the price of the man biscuits is in pence I'm guessing they're
British - so in this country you could ask for Man cookies - which sounds even worse than man biscuits.
That third one would be the best coming out cake ever. It's so matter-of-fact, I love it.
You are one funny, twisted woman. Thank goodness you share your humor with us.
Lmao what happened to the bride on the last cake did the three grooms shove her off before they all tumbled down the stairs in one giant catastrophe? Lol the poor dead gingerbread men stood no chance against the flowers of doom and the huge cupcakes. Hilarious.
"Flat-rate Shipping"!! FTW!!! Bwa ha ha ha!
Also, poor Christopher Lloyd. I hope he had a stunt pancake.
Dizchick2,
You mean where Dom De luise was directing the musical number?
"a man biscuit topped with a chocolate piano"
Just be careful not to describe him as a "chocolate pianist".