Something Wrecky This Way Comes
April 17, 2018 (Warning: Naughty puns ahead. Hide your kids.)
Renee C. ordered this sandcastle cake for her beach-themed wedding:
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So you know what's coming, right?
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Heh. Aheh.
That's right: DIRTY PUNS ARE COMING.
The bride really got the shaft here, and it doesn't take a firm grip on reality to be testy over such a cock-up. Should she just suck it up and beat it? Is she nuts to take this blow so hard? Will nothing stop the erection of headstrong turrets?
No, that's a fallacy!*
Besides, I'm sure bakers will get the point in the end.
Aaand I'm done.
Thanks to Renee C. for the heads up!
Okay, okay. Now I'm done.
*'Cuz it's a phallus - see?
(OH COME ON THAT WAS GENIUS.)
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Reader Comments (25)
If I ever get married and have a cake, I want it to be made entirely out of cake dongs.
And I'm sure this cake violates some kind of penal code.
Two thoughts:
1) I'm glad the decision was not made to drizzle icing around in random spots.
2) I won't be showing this to my partner...he will want a little cape for his "turret", too. I know I'd never be able to convince him they're windows.
Ahhh I can always count on this site for much needed immature humor XD
Even the two lower turrets on the proper one are shocked!
I don't think I fully appreciate the range of emotions I go through on a daily basis looking at these posts. They usually involve a muttered "oh my god" gasp. Keep 'em coming.
Oh, I feel so sorry for Renee...That cake is definitely "cake wreck" material!
The puns made me laugh out loud! Thanks for the laugh. :-D
Men can still be kings
of fairytale sandcastles
when they're made of cake.
🤣🤣🤣these comments tho
. That is not a Kingdom. That is a Kingdong. Women have Castles, men have Kingdongs. (well, for those who like to brag anyway, hehehe).
This cake is going to be hard to beat.
Maybe they wanted a Little Mermaid theme
The groom feeds the bride, the groom feeds the bride, hi ho Dadario the groom feeds the bride.
There are a lot of fertility symbols associated with weddings, but this really takes the cake.
I hate to think what the seashells would have looked like if they had actually tried to make them out of fondant or frosting, instead of "cheating" with real shells. 😏
......and of all the colours that the baker could choose- suntan flesh, really??????
Puts a whole new spin on “Have fun storming the castle!”
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Every night my husbands asks me....what in the hell are you laughing at?? Actually I'm snorting but details, details.
April wins the internet with "turret capes." Now all I can picture are little superhero capes that you can buy on Dark Etsy somewhere...
I can't stop laughing. I can only imagine what the bride thought looking at this... lol
@Susan: Wouldn't that be "Hi-Ho, *Lothario*, the groom feeds the bride!"
Jen, you might want to be careful with all those puns. It sounds like you're developing "Turret's Syndrome."
@JMixx: That was hilarious! Turret's syndrome. Chortle, laugh, guffaw!
Let's not overlook the cockles strewn about.
While reading that hilarious narrative, I was thinking, "Oh no... there won't be any puns left for Mike!" But I should have known he "wood" be able to "come" up with one more.
She left angry....giving them (wait for it).....just the tip.