The Easter Bizarre

I know we've been seeing some odd Easter treats this week, so today I thought we'd get back to basics.
After all, nothing beats a nice, time-honored, classic Easter...

Yep, Easter is now infecting spreading its cheer throughout the entire bakery!
Just look at this happy character:

"I'm your monkey fighting FANTASY! Just check the tag." [sniff]
Other bakeries are endorsing bunny-cide in more...creative ways:

Speaking of which, this one gives a whole new meaning to "Alien face hugger":
When it comes to spotting Wrecks, he's all ears.
Next we have the traditional Trojan Rabbit:
Just don't leave it unsupervised come nightfall.
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Reader Comments (13)
1) This bread is really to dye for.
2) Why does Jefferson Airplane come to mind?
3) Either that's his ostomy bag or that rabbit is just a big dip.
4) This looks like something out of a lousy horror movie - skinned zombie rabbit?
5) I don't carrot all for this one. And I don't see a rabbit, either. Ears are wrong, fur is wrong. It looks like a sheep to me. And that leads me to believe this wheeled vehicle is used to break down doors. So that would make this critter a...battering ram.
Fantasy. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Fantasy Bunny must be high on something. $25.00??? For bread dropped in flour???
After all, three shall be the number that thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.
That's not much dip for all those veggies and all that bread. Other than that one tiny flaw . . .
I feel like you’ve been have way too much fun for your Easter posts. You have too much material to work with!
Why oh why are the eyes in the ears?!?!?
The last one looks more like an Easter lamb (with headphones), though it is riding in a carrot that just crashed into shrubbery (Nee!)
Your cocaine bunny....I think he is the illegitimate child of Jeff Dunham's little buddy Walter and a loose hare!! That expression is pure Walter!! Too funny!
Oh those poor bunnies lol especially the angry one that looks like someone spilled powdered sugar all over it's front. And the face hugger one is shriek worthy for sure.
Heeey, everybody, Happy Eaee--WHOOOAAA!! I'lljustbefleeingnow,thanks...
My son said the last one looks like it's crying blood.
I said "it's a lamb in a carrot car I think?"
And he said "Oh, it's a "Lamb-orghini"
I think it's now awesome😂
"Lamb-orghini" FTW!!