Redefining "Poo Poo Head"

We all knew this was coming, minions.

With the simple-but-lovely unicorn cake still all the rage:

[By Vero Cakes]

...it was only a matter of time until a baker tried to make one on a cookie cake.

And to be fair, it almost - almost - worked.

Well, kinda.

Yep.

It's a Cookie Cake Poo-nicorn.

Thanks to Carey G. and everyone else who did NOT buy this cake... for not giving a crap. [Ba dum BUM!]

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Comments

[Mike]

I guess if another baker decides to make one of these poo-nicorn cookies, the one who did this can say, "Been there, dung that!"

[mindy1]

These bakers are big poopy heads, na na na naaa na

[Colin]

Is the mane made of carrot sticks?

[Chas]

Amazing. Not only are the horn and eyes the color of poo, but somehow they arrived at the color of borderline diarrhea poo. That cannot be accidental!

[sendingtheclowns =^-.-^=]

..........Mike...you've outdung yourself!
A job well.......you know.
=^~.-^=

[sendingtheclowns =^-.-^=]

..........Mike...you've outdung yourself!
A job well.......you know.
=^~.-^=

[sendingtheclowns =^-.-^=]

..........Mike...you've outdung yourself!
A job well.......you know.
=^~.-^=

[Arlene Marie]

Oh man lmao!!!