Thursday
Oct042018
5 Kids' Cakes So Creepy They're Actually Hilarious
October 4, 2018 [dramatic announcer voice]
From the wreckers who brought you... Monkey Ball!
;)
Handsy McStrangles-A-Lot:
;)
Bee-Elzebub:
;)
Ham Head!
;)
And this candle:
;)
Comes the most terrifying children's birthday cake of 2014.
She's not here to be sweet.
She's not here to be your friend.
She's here...
["But mooo-ooooom! I want a PRINCESS CAKE!!"]
;)
...for just desserts.
Thanks to Deirdre M., Anony M., Charesse, Tiffany Z., Emma P. (who found the candle in a vintage cake decorating manual), & Angela F. for the perfect princess-craze antidote.
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Reader Comments (31)
That looks like ET when he was dressed up; is that what it's supposed to be?!
Those are...priceless?? Given the Roman numerals on Ham Head I realized it had to have something to do with the Super Bow(e)l, but what, exactly?? Aha! It’s a football player wearing the worst-looking helmet ever to appear in cake form. *sigh*
You shouldn't be so mean to Princess E.T.!
1) Is this baker just monkeying around or what? I guess this is a chimp off the old block. I certainly wouldn't go ape over this one. That this one is creepy is just a gibbon.
2) Oh, how cute. Thing's sisters came to visit.
3) Are those wings or ears? If those are ears, the hive would certainly be abuzz about them. I think the baker who made this one flunked biology. He certainly didn't get a "Bee" in it.
4) Okay, what's he doing in the kiddie pool - brining?
5) This is Medusa's ugly blond sister, Medula. She's so ugly that all her snakes became cyclops and got pink eye.
Can't sleep, cake will eat me. Can't sleep, cake will eat me. Can't sleep....
Is it just me, or does that look like ET in a princess crown?
...the tiara nipples are staring at me..... O_o ..... (.) (.)....
I think the last one is E.T. being attacked by nipple worm brain parasites.
That first one is the scariest :^O
That "princess" cake looks an awful lot like what would happen if E.T. dressed up as Cinderella.
It's the face of Bo...but PRETTY ;-D
https://goo.gl/images/jMqcbB
Anyone else see this?
That "princess cake" looks like ET when he was in the dress and wig. https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjWwdTBm-3dAhXiUd8KHdyWCIwQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fshittymoviedetails%2Fcomments%2F8ma9us%2Fin_et_1982_et_is_seen_wearing_a_wig_and_lady%2F&psig=AOvVaw1EArCu00xzYd22kQrAnAxA&ust=1538757228766150
Is that... is that Trump with a tiara?
Jennifer took the words right off my keyboard!
Did ET have brain worms?
The manicure / nail polish one is actually done very well . Yes , it might be terrifying to some people but the work is excellent and realistic ( perhaps TOO realistic )
I agree with others who have commented . The last cake DOES look like ET - a squished ET .
And that ......... thing on its head is bordering on obscene x/
@Jennifer My thoughts exactly: Trump with a tiara. Plus he's a bit worn out from a long day of bragging, grabbing and air punching.
Are those.... boobs on her crown???
My thought was "Princess Cthulu"!
And, um, hands. A hand with five fingers and no thumb. Whooah, that's a bit of "The Beast with Five Fingers"!
Aaaaah!!!! Now I can't unsee Trump with a tiara!
Yes, Jennifer, it IS Trump with a tiara! Except I didn't see a tiara, I saw some sort of sea creature, like an anemone.
The one with the hands is obviously for a girl who loves nail polish. It's so obvious.
I'm pretty sure the first cake is an unholy crossbreed of a monkey and a frog. What hath science wrought?!
Can we put the ham helmet on creepy ET princess?
For Mike re: #5, naturally her middle name is Oblongata.
ET and Barbie had a child.
Did someone just stick a princess crown on a Donald Trump cake?
I know I shouted oh my gosh what is that thing when I saw that last one lol. Looks like the "princess" really wants to eat the next person to lift the lid on that.. oh man lol.
That poor duckling! It's weeping in despair as its brain slowly melts. Setting fire to cute animals has to be up there with serving slices of baby butt as signs-the-modern-world-has-lost-the-plot. Or is this the price we pay for no longer having public hangings and bear-baiting? *sigh*
E...T... phone... bakery...
My eyes are burning worse than that poor chicken’s from that image!
# 4 is obviously a Sontaran celebrating someone's 47 birthday.
The "Trump" "ET" cake looks more like grumpy cat to me.
That is all.