Is That A Baby In Your Pants Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

Kids today, with all their weird hobbies:

(PS - Oh! Hey! Think this is Isabella?)

Ariel's company wanted their vision statement written on a cake, but made the rookie mistake of e-mailing a cellphone photo of their office wall plaque as a reference. [shaking head] Tsk tsk, guys.
TSK TSK.

The result was predictable, but their vision statement makes it delightfully ironic:

Now if only we could empower technology to transform wreckerators.

One question, oh-so-many answers:

Let's... START... withhow... MUCH... I hear William Shatner... RIGHTNOW.

And finally, that awkward moment when you can't tell if the cake is for a baby shower or a bachelorette party:

For the record: I still don't know.

Thanks to Claudia R., Ariel D., Aubrae W., & Amanda F., who aren't happy to see me, but DO have bowling balls in their pants.

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Comments

[Grrly Girl]

The red one; "it might be a tumor"

[Shirley]

YIPE! Get that child to a psychologist STAT!!!!!!

[mindy1]

That last one...I can't even. O_o

[Catherine Kellogg]

Jen, you are the spoopiest!!! You never cease to give me reasons to make my own cakes! That one in the red shorts won't bulge from my mind!

Catherine

[Cathy]

I just don’t understand why these people who receive photos of the desired cake design insist on putting a piped border around the said photo.

[Lizzie]

..Is that company on the cake called Vecna?? As in Eye,hand, etc of?

[Yet another Jen]

That last one…why can't it be both?
(My best friend had a combination wedding/baby shower…they do happen!)
Speaking of which, her anniversary is next week. Thanks for the reminder!

[Borg]

It's got to be a bachelorette party. Right? If that's a pregnant belly, the mom-to-be would be wearing some sort of bizarre onesie; that's definitely a crotch so it must extend to the legs, and if the top isn't a waistband then I don't know what it might be. Wreckerators wouldn't put the mom-to-be in a bizarre onesie, would they?

Would they?

[Heather]

That picture of the little girl in front of the fire is perfect - and kind of spooky. And is that supposed to be the Berenstain Bears' house on fire? Because that's all I'm seeing.

[Arlene Marie]

That last one sent me into hysterics. I think it will be the stuff of nightmares now but I can't stop laughing at it lol.

[Chicago]

But that last one looks like part of the bottom of a Santa Claus suit... i can’t shake that image of him being happy to see Mrs. Claus... spoopy!

[The One who remains nameless]

Grrly Girl, IT'S NOT A TUMAH!