Wreckage Of Unusual Size
January 29, 2018 In honor of one of the greatest movies of all time, I'd like to tell you a story.
It's a story of the man in black:
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Who may or may not look like the Noid from those old Domino's commercials.
And also a beautiful princess:
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It's a tale of fencing and fighting,
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of torture and despair,
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"I've just sucked one year of your life away.
Now I need a glass of milk."
...of chases, escapes, and, of course, twoo wuv.
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Also known as "Twoo huv"
There's also a subplot of a son avenging his father's murder.
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to... What's this? A cake?"
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"Oooh, are those cherries?
I mean, uh...
Prepare to die.
And also pass me that fork over there."
Together, our heroes will defeat an evil prince, a wily Sicilian, a six-fingered man...
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and, of course, Rodents Of Unusual Size.
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"Hi."
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"Btw, you may want to watch out for those popping noises. Trust me."
Bye bye, Jennifer B., Emily M., Jefferey W., Colin & Jen, Jan Y., Jennifer W., Nicole V., Rysha M., & Melanie H.! Have fun storming the castle!
Oh, and before I go: Anybody want a peanut?
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Reader Comments (29)
And these are from professional bakeries? Yikes!
Jen, truly you have a dizzying intellect.
That has to be the sympathy card to end all sympathy cards!
Ahehehehehehehe
On cake 7, are those Lee press-ons on the five knuckles?
I always LOVE TPB references. ALWAYS. Thank you for my morning chuckle!
Does the peanut cake say Happy "21 + tax Birthday Desiree?" Haha! Now I want a cake that says my age + tax just to confuse everyone. I don't have parties for my birthday, but I would just to confuse people!
No more rhymes now, I mean it!
(Fun fact: my grandmother once got to meet Andre the Giant, and at exactly 5” high, she came up to...his bellybutton. Which she was very self-conscious about, always being touchy in the matter of her height, but he was so incredibly sweet to her, she at last gave up her embarrassment and hugged him, as best she could. Both my grandmother and Andre are gone now, but the story is too delightful to be forgotten. Much like The Princess Bride.)
Best. Movie. Ever! This post had me laughing the whole time.
I really wish I could believe those don't exist....
Inconceivable!
This post cracked me up. *Runs to DVD cabinet to dig out "The Princess Bride."
Have fun storming the castle!
But Miss Peanut has a certain je ne sais quoi.
Dear God what is that thing?!?
Have you read As You Wish? It is AMAZING! https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/21412202-as-you-wish I am going to have to buy a copy to go with my movie.
Does that cake actually say "Sorry about your dead dad"? Or does it say "Sorry about your dead dnd"? I can't tell and I'm really hoping its not the former because I can't think of any circumstances in which that cake wouldn't be insensitive at the least.
As English people no doubt know, the only true Hove is a seaside town on the coast of the English Channel...
That peanut... I've never seen that much attitude before.
I want another TPB quote along show at Alamo Drafhouse Theater but with all these cakes and y'all there.
I realize that I may be alone in this, but...I sorta think that the thing of Unusual Size is cute. Even though the pig nose is a little, well, gross.
I hate to say it, but the Beautiful Princess looks, well, mostly dead, to me.
TPB rules.
I have a weakness for anything with a good Princess Bride reference, especially now that I'm reading Cary Elwes' book. :)
The beautiful princess looks dead to me, too-especially as her arms have been cut off. Love the references!
Oh man I am dying here. Hilarious and scary at the same time. Wreckerators really outdid themselves this time.
Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist.
I want a peanut cake for my birthday now. Hope you are happy.
you missed a perfectly good opportunity to use "i'm not a witch, i'm your wife" on a witch cake
so what was the occasion for the giant rodent cake????
So, my husband and I use ROUS for all rats because if you think about it..... it could stand for Rodents of USUAL size as well.......... Just sayin'
I agree! The thing of unusual size is cute, in a wreckesh kind of way. Now I want a cake with a real flame spurt!
These are my favourite cakes in all the world, though I have never eaten them.
Carina the capybara is a rodent and it is three feet long. Don't be scared though. It lives in South America.