Hey, Bebeh
August 28, 2017 "Girl, you lookin' fine. Why don't you come over here, and give daddy a lil' sugar?"
;)
"Check it. I've got a spiky polar-bear-skin rug for us to lounge on, and some suh-weet champagne glasses the size of water coolers. I even put on my navy blue tighty-whities, 'cuz I know how much you dig those.
"What's that, kitten? You like the light blue ones better? No problem."
;)
[patting rug] "This cracked concrete floor is hard, baby, but not as hard as...er...my...devotion to you? Yeah. Yeah, that's it. Hey, kids! What are you doing in here? Amscray, will ya?"
;)
"That's better. Now, where were we? Ah, yes, talking about how lucky you are - or at least how lucky you're gonna be. [waggling eyebrows] Aww yeaaah. This sea I'm lying in is the ocean of my love, and it's all for you, girl, it's all for you. [wink wink]
"What's a matter, doll? Still not convinced? How 'bout if I do some leg lifts?"
;)
"My sticker may say 'yellow', pudd'n, but this here treat is pure chocolate, if you know what I'm sayin'."
I don't know about you, Aimee T., Lisa C., J.B., and Becky B., but I am definitely in the mood - for cake.
*****
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Reader Comments (17)
It's official; I'm naming every last one of these guys Lenny.
I knew this one had to appear sooner or later! One of my favourites. What do you bet the caption to cake 3 was meant to say 'Betty's getting old'?
WHAT are people thinking!! ??
Second one from the top - why are his head and body different colors?
I've never heard of people lounging on a polar bear skin rug. A brown or black bear, yes, but this is odd? I guess brown icing isn't the most appealing thing?
Is it just me or is that last one look like a midget relaxing on an albino squirrel which got run over?
As usual, the wreckerators put the bearskins in physically impossible positions, never mind the strange spiky fur. It goes along with Mr. Cool, though.
This is so much better if you imagine Barry White is narrating for you! LOL!!
At LEAST, these *models of manhood" are consistent to some degree. All of their "Ken-doll" heads are bigger than their other hea....
I'll just say. "dinky little feet", and call it a day.
(Pssst! Anyone else see how excited the last rug looks?? There's something on Kennyboy's belly button.....)
=^>.<^= ick!
Dang dry cleaners bleached out all the bearskin rugs. Never spill pink champagne on those things.
Pretty sure its a homage to the famous Burt Reynolds bearskin nudie pic.
I have the burning urge to record myself reading this, except I'm afraid I'd crack up laughing right in the middle.
No. Just .....no.😂😂😂😂
MaryO1230
Oh man these make me wanna laugh and cry lol.
I keep seeing the Stay Puff marshmallow man and not a bear skin rug
WHY is this a "thing"? Seriously... WHY!!!!
I read all of that I'd Barry White's voice! Can't get enough! Bahahahaha!!!!!