Getting A Bad Vibe Here
August 23, 2017 Attn Parents: This post is not appropriate for young children. Or adults, really, but I won't tell if you won't.
Since I know you're curious about the behind-the-scenes workings here at Cake Wrecks, I thought I'd provide you with the actual dialogue between me and John while discussing a cake.
This cake:
;)
Me: [calling to other room] "Hey, you don't know any vibrator puns, do you?"
John: [crossing the distance in approximately .7 seconds] "What are you working on?"
Me: "Oh, it's this one. I've got the 'bad vibe' thing going for the title, but now I'm at a loss. What else do you call these things? Do you know any euphemisms?"
John: [staring] "What's it supposed to be?"
Me: "Beats me. It just looks like a giant pink finger."
[both of us pause]
Me: "Hey, I bet that's one."
John: [unable to speak due to laughter]
John: [getting his breath back] "You HAVE to write this down."
Annnnd that's about it. By the way, I feel this is an excellent time to mention that, yes indeedy, we actually get paid now to do this. Living' the dream, people. We're livin' the dream.
Oh, and neither Lis B. nor I have any idea what that cake is supposed to be. However, since it was in the "kids cakes" gallery on the bakery's website I'm guessing it's probably some perfectly innocent character from a cartoon or something. No doubt many of you are preparing to point this out in the comments, too, so that the rest of us look like pervy malcontents. So, you know, I've got that to look forward to.
Livin' the dream, man. Livin'. The. Dream.
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Reader Comments (47)
It's... A ladyfinger?
That does NOT look like any kids cartoon character that I've seen. lol.
Your not alone...the only thing i got is B.O.B.
No clue what that cake is suppose to be either lol.
I have no idea either. It looks like a pink tongue depressor to me.
It looks vaguely like the YoGabbaGabba pink character. Vaguely. Sort of like a monochrome pink dildo vs. the real thing.....
Prince Charles, reincarnation wish fulfilled.
Surf board? Nail file? lol
It looks like a pad to me. A pad only women wear.
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It's a character from an Asian silent cartoon called "Larva."
This is the female love interest, who is, you know, a larva. ;)
http://larva-animation.wikia.com/wiki/Pink
The face of Boe gets kinky?
I'm going with worm or caterpillar. With all the flowers and butterflies around it, it's going into it's chrysalis soon to become a butterfly. A very large pink worm wearing rouge and lipstick with eyebrows and eyelashes.
Yeah, I got nothing.
Ooooh, Valarie! ROFL
I've got nothing, either.
Looks like a maxi pad to me.
I'm going with worm. Does it have a...a left ear?
Maybe a butterfly without its wings? Like maybe the wings are made of something else to be attached later? Or a cocoon? With eyes? Yeah, definitely a cocoon with eyes.
Maybe it's supposed to be a number 1? For a little girl's 1st birthday? But why? Why the creepy eyes and 50's-style rosy cheeks that for some reason give me the heeby jeebies? Like everyone had Rubella back in the day. Or maybe it's a dildo. Who knows?
I agree with Katherine. Definitely looks like B.O.B., but not the Builder!
I'm seeing happy suppository more than I am surprised vibrator, but I think they'd both work here.
I think it's supposed to be the number 1 from a kids show called nu mberjacks
The closest kids' thing I can think of is the Sunnypatch Friends spider family. The show hasn't been on in a while, and the spider dude "Spiderus" is the villain of the show as is plainly evidenced by his British accent.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bz3nqq2IIAAkysL.jpg
pantyliner. *nods sagely*
It looks like a Pink Twinkie. Maybe it's a Lickitung from Pokémon Go! or Lumpy Space Princess from Adventure Time? But LSP is not pink, she's purple.
Maybe it's a "you're a woman now" celebration cake. Looks like a maxi pad to me.
and you know out there somewhere is the wreckonator who made this going "IT IS SO CLEARLY A _____"
"Moisturize me"
The 'ear' thing on the right hand side?? I got nothin.
Is that a handle in the top right or does the "darn thing have wings?"
Not a Popsicle??
My wee one suggested Peppa Pig. Perhaps as a sausage? (no pun intended)
My first thought was ladyfinger
Cassandra? Is it Cassandra?
I'm at a loss otherwise.
Female USB stick drive….
Ok I'm done…
Looks like something you'd find off pure romance.
It looks like Number One of the Numberjacks. It's usually purple, but it does look a lot like that.
Well, *I* thought it was a tampon, since on my screen it doesn't really look pink.
I got nothing, but I do agree w/everyone's suggestions. Especially the maxi-pad ones.😅🙃
Oh, my goodness, just passing through, I think you've got it!
It's character from Numberjacks, a British animated tv show for children on CBeebies.
http://www.numberjacks.co.uk/kids/
Valarie is my favorite person in the world right now.
Whatever it is I think it is cute and well done.
I think this post can really create a buzz!
And I thought that could be a tampon but I am still dying of the thought of vibrator. Sheesh wreckerators.
It's neither the larva thing NOR the Numberjacks. I've looked at both and ...NOPE.
Someone went to an awful lot of trouble and added a lot of detail to make something so unrecognizable.
A giant tic tac? Trying to get our
minds out of the gutter, here, lol!
I think it is fair to say this is meant to be numberjacks. its a similar colour and style, not sure what all the other effort was for. Still funnier to think it was a purple finger vibrator
It kind of looks like a coffin.