Monday
Jul172017
Guess What!
July 17, 2017 It's time to play everyone's favorite game:
What...Is...THIS??
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Hm. Well, it says, "Princess," and there's a scepter and a tiara on it.
So I'm going with "uterus."
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Uh...
Also "uterus."
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"Uterus on LSD."
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"Uterus with sprinkles"
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"This is getting ridiculous."
And finally, today's bonus round is in the bag:
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The magic baby bag.
Awww yeeeeeah.
Hey, Mandi B., Elizabeth A., Vicktoria R., Caitlin & Anthony, Kelly J., & Shayna S., you know how to politely refuse a uterus cake, right? "Thanks, but I gestate."
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Reader Comments (17)
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Considering the UT Longhorns logo has long been thought to resemble a uterus, and that the Fight Back Texas campaign used a variant of same on their shirts and stickers, that may even have been intentional...
Cupcake cakes... just... no.
What does "Houk 'FM" mean, by the way?
The first one reminds me uncontrollably of Jinx's hair in "Teen Titans Go" Who else watches too much of their kids' TV shows?
That second cake is a uterus on heroin- that was my first thought when I saw the 'smack' . I realize it's supposed to be 'lips', but I agree w/Jen-; it's definitely a uterus.š²šš
@Chicago, I think it's a Texas college football slogan-hook'em is a reference to Texas longhorn cattle.
I saw the top cake, and thought "She must love Lumpy Space Princess too." :-)
@Chicago: I'm thinking it could be call letters for a radio station..?
"Uterus... Are so beautiful... To MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
"Thanks, but I gestate."
Thank you, I am now crying with laughter. :D
I thought is said "Womb 'Em" at first glance.
Oh man I think I laughed so hard I broke my uterus lol. Honestly wreckerators have got to be doing these on purpose.
Please tell me the āSmack Pucker Upā cake isnāt supposed to be lips. The kind found around someoneās mouth, I mean. Also, bakers, learn to use a little tool I like to call āpunctuation.ā Without exclamation points, it just looks like sarcasm, and it only makes your lackadasical [ahem!] ādecorationā look even worse.
..and somehow I find the hot pink "with sprinkles" cake the least objectionable of the bunch. I truly can't figure out what else the LSD cake could be. :p
On a totally different note, K`shandra, thanks for the Fight Back Texas link: that makes for some amazing reading.
Guess I'm the only one who, at first glance, thought the first one read "Princess Balls". In my defense, there was glare on the screen and the cupcakes do somewhat resemble balls.
The first cake (and I use that term loosely) - the writing looks like it says "Princess Balls"! Which makes sense with the many pink round things the "cake" is made from. The piping on the cupcakes even looks "fuzzy" somehow. All these cakes are just wrong, so so wrong.
Nobody but a certified Hapsburg has a lower lip that large.