Patty's Checklist, Please

Right, bakers, let's go over the checklist for this week:

Amorphous Purse Dress?

Check.

Yellow Pool Float?

Checkity check.

Bewildered broccoli?

Exxxxxcellent. Better make extras of those.

Plastic Pilgrims?

Remember, if anyone asks, their names are Molly and Seamus.

And last but not least, Oogie Boogie's Money Bag*.

(*Please note this is NOT a euphemism)

PERFECT.

Well, wreckerators, looks like everything's in order! Now let's get out there and write "St. Patty's" on everything to tick off the pedants:

Unless the customer asks for a shamrock.

GO TEAM GO!

Thanks to Ida, Melissa S., Cyndi C., Liza L., Ann G., Shannon K., & Megan H. for making us all feel extra lucky this week.

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Let's hope these bakers are never on your Pictionary team.

A Barbie Princess Tiara:

All I see is a giant cat's paw. Does Barbie have a cat? Is this somehow related? Am I over-thinking this? Where are you all going?

A Bucket of Popcorn:

The "Movie Night" really sells it.

A Wine Glass:

If only we could all age like wine older, am I right?

A Mustache:

Looks like "Dad" has a hairy situation on his hands.

Kinda love the belligerent octopus cupcakes, though. They're all, "Put 'em up, put 'em uuup!"

A Fighter Jet:

I swear I'm not making this up.

And finally, a pair of lips:

NOT THOSE LIPS YOU SICKO.

Yeesh. You show a person a penis cake or fifty, and suddenly their mind is, like, ALWAYS in the gutter.

Thanks to Sharon E., Jessica R., Tiffany H., Jenna P., Wendi L., & Michelle R. for sealing this post with a miss.

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