Fairy Tale Endings

WARNING: Today's post is not family friendly, on account of it being a little TOO "family friendly." IF you knowwuddamean.

Ah, children. So innocent. So sweet.

So blissfully unaware of how much their castle cakes look like a gaggle of man cannons.

I believe this is from the Netherlands. (Eh? Eh?)

Oh, oh! OR, if it were in Troy, then this would be a TROJAN castle.
(Get it? See what I did there? BOOYA.)

I'd say this customer got royally shafted:

[Zing!]

I mean, just look at that top tower: totally cockeyed!

[Pow! Zam! Whap!]

Still, this next castle cake really can't be beat:

[Sha-ZAM!]

Yep, that's some stiff competition, right there. Definitely has the upper hand.

[Rat-a-tat-tat! BzzzING! Ker-PLUEY! Eckie Eckie Eckie Eckie piTANG RoooBoing ezrowsurh]

Lauri, Lisa M., & Sarah H., they say "a man's home is his castle."

Frankly, I can't top that.

Also, 3 geek points if you correctly ID the Eckie Eckie line.

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Comments

[Ondřej Vágner]

On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.

[Monica Weidner]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

[Angie]

What the heck happened to the first cake? Minus the, er, towers, that could have shown up on Sunday Sweets. Inquiring minds want to know....

[Cookiemama]

TY Jen for a post that makes one stand up and take notice (insert smirk here). My guess on the Eckie Eckie line would be from Who Framed Roger Rabbit. That would be the sound effect, when Roger sees Jessica and his eyes bug out. Just a wild guess here and I'm probably wrong, but what the heck. :-)

[Momrat3]

Good grief! Do these bakers not SEE what they have created? My eyes hurt. And clearly, that quote is from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

[nancileigh]

"We are now no longer the knights who say Ni!"

[Amy]

Pretty sure that's a line from Monty Python and the Holy Grail... spoken by the Knights Who Say "Ni".

[Jennie]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail. =)

[Buggie]

The knights who until recently said "Ni!"

[sendingtheclowns]

Goodness gracious! Great nonballs of ......well.
Those could hit a doorbell from .....again, well....Ding Dong, Avon coming? (I MEANT "calling". ...yeah.)
Ready? Set? Fire...?
Okay, enough outta me.
Anyone else? Shoot!
=^-.-^=

[Alana Skye]

Oh puhh-lease, everybody knows that's from Monty Python and the Holy Grail! (Also I love the cakes and the commentary)

[WestPADad]

You make me laugh!!!

[MamaTread]

Ni! That's all I've got.

[Renee]

and as someone who was recently on stage to change the girl who played that knight who formally said "Ni!" in Spam-a-lot you would have thought I would have caught that right away...
guess I was too distracted by the large cakes. ;)

btw: your Knights who say Ni! helmets are up for a Henry Award (Denver's version of the Tony Awards)!

[Robyn]

We waaaaaaaaaaaannnnt.........................a shrubbery!!

[Rb]

That second one has some impressive veining. I mean vining. Deff vining.

[BossyHeifer]

Even with glitter,
leaning, or flat, this image
makes adults go *SPIT*

Nice job working a Monty Python reference in there. :)

[Crystal]

You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest—with a herring!

[Pam S.]

We want...some PASTERIES! But not too expensive...

[kntate31]

I was unaware that a grouping of man wang was known as a gaggle. I feel like I have learned something new today, and I can put one in the win column.

[Mudmusher]

My sister was bit by a moose

[Zippy]

These cakes are definitely happy to see us. Wink. Wink. Nudge. Nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more. ;)

[mindy1]

*Insert turret raising joke*

[Pertigal]

These cakes all have cream inside, right?

That one has something blue inside....is it? could it be? Viagra?

[dr handle]

Ni!

[Kai Lowell]

And the majestik møøse.

[Sara]

The second one even has veins!

[aelliso]

"Man Cannons" - giggle, giggle, snort

[fobofobiac]

I can't believe you were able to spell out what the Knights said. Points to you!!

[Arlene Marie]

I still can't believe that wreckerators aren't doing this on purpose lol.

[clueless noob]

If your Man Cannon looks like that, you should probably see a doctor.

Also, how can you toss off
a Python reference and not link to the video???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9PiqCeLEmM

[FrankN.Stein]

Is "gaggle" the scientifically correct nomenclature for a gathering of man cannons?

[Miss Paper]

I thought the last one was a rocket... :/

[SarahT]

Those castles would go quite nicely with her HUUUUGE tracts of land....

[barbara]

Clearly the Knghts who formerly said "ni".

[Spazzy]

We are no longer the nights who say "Ni!"
That well endowed castle will go well with my huge... tracts of land!