The Wreckers Who Don't Bake Pirate Things
November 13, 2017 ♫ Arr arr ARR!!
We are the wreckers
who don't bake pirate things!
;)
And if you ask us
To bake pirate things...
;)
We'll just tell you...
We can't bake pirate things.
Wellllllll weeeee've ...
Never seen a doubloon
;)
And our "octopus" ain't clever
;)
And we think the Jolly Roger
is that weird guy from the mall!
;)
And our swords are always phallic
;)
Treasure Island's full of plassss-tic!
;)
And our pirate chest
looks like it took a fall!
;)
'Cauuusssee weeee're the
Wreckerrrrs!
Who can't bake pirate things
See, our skull and 'bones
will astound!!
;)
So if you ask us
to bake pirate thiiinnngggsss...
;)
We'll just tell you...
We can't bake pirate things. ♫
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There now. Arrrrrn't you glad we're done?
Thanks to Laura I., Vicki H., Cindy G., April L., Dianne P., Jeanne T., Courtney S., Sara H., Shannon T., and Steph R., who I trust have never kissed a chipmunk.
All together now, ye scalawags!
*****
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Reader Comments (26)
Five lighthouses on one island? I just hope the horse doesn't knock any of them over! Love the song, BTW. Now, I'll be humming it all day long!
Just what I needed on a gray Monday. xD
I've never been to Boston in the fall!!!!!
But then, I don't look good in leggings!
Now I have that song stuck in my head! Arrrrr (gh)
How can you get a skull and crossbones wrong?
I was too busy singing along the first time, had to go back through again to actually appreciate the wrecks. LOL great job with a fun song!
Best blog ever!
My theme song :)
Thanks for the smile - much needed!
I actually sang your lyrics to the tune out loud. It was awesome!!
We've been fans of the Veggietale gang since the 90's! Your wreckerator song version was great. I hope you made some new fans for the vegetables.
Favorite!!
It is about time!
Well done! I don't have it running through my head, but I do have some of the other Silly Songs running through my head now. "Miren el pepino..."
You're making me hungry! Love this blog!
Another great post! Thanks for providing the YouTube reference so those of us not hip to Veggie-tales can be in on the parody.
VEGGIE TALES!?!
I'M going to go and live on the island, with the critters and the turbulent water,THREE lighthouses(or four?), an elk, and Mr.Ed.!!!
Where can I catch the ferry??
No time to lose!
=^~.-^=
I once had a pirate ship cake crack apart just like the one in the first photo ... which is why I did practice runs first and sorted out a sturdy base for the actual presentation (which went flawlessly).
These wrecks may not be mashed potatoes, but they should be thrown up against the wall, anyway.
You need some Alestorm playing in the background while looking at these. "Keelhaul that filthy landlubber send him down to the depths below. Make that ba---- walk the plank with a bottle of rum and a yo-ho-ho!"
LOOOOOVE THIS!!!
So perfect. Thanks for the pick-me-up today. I needed it!! <3
That purple thing staring at me is an Octopus? Lol I still think it's a space alien in disguise. That or Jack Sparrow drank way too much rum and hit a tree while water skiing lol.
Thanks for the earworm. Thankfully, I will be losing it later this evening.
I don't look good in leggings, and I've never been to Boston in the fall.
This post made me giddily happy!
Are we sure that the pink “octopus” is supposed to be, well, an octopus? Because it actually looks like quite a passable octorok to me. Seethe majora’s mask one here: https://zelda.gamepedia.com/Octorok
My family has been huge fans of Veggie Tales since I was a child. This was a hilarious and fitting parody. I found myself singing along and laughing between photos. Top notch humor!