It's been six months since Valentines day, minions, so CLEARLY you need a refresher in romance.
And CLEARLY I am the one to give it. Because CLEARLY I am a giver. (Shush, John.)
Maybe try one of these?
- Play some sexy music
When in doubt, go with the classics.
- Recite a romantic poem
Why are there only 2 ducks? I'm so glad you asked.
Because you put the 3rd somewhere... wet.
Like the bath tub.
- Wear something daring to bed
Like clown pants.
- Play Doctor
AW YEAH PASS THE BLEACH BAY-BAY.
And finally, if you're feeling really adventurous....
- Try picking up hot chicks together
Now, let's go spark some romance, peeps!
Thanks to Jan B., Katie C., Jillian I., Jude M., & Liberty for discovering true poultry in motion.
Note from john- Jen assures me that the kitty simply had a booboo and the nice vet was making it all better so it could frolic with its friends.