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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

I Hear These Migrated About A Foot And A Half

Today is National "No SpongeBob" Day, a day when all the residents of Bikini Bottom left to enjoy a day... without SpongeBob.

Womp Womp.


I think they were on to something.







And my personal favorite:


I have a sudden, irrational desire to make this my new profile pic on everything.

Just me?


Thanks to Kit F., Darcy G., Heidi S., Lizzy, Susan, & Joseph N. for the absorbing finds (HEYOOO SPONGE JOKE) and for the excuse to make an obscure Ghostbusters reference in the title. (If you got it, let's be friends.)


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Reader Comments (31)

Have these decorators ever even SEEN SpongeBob? And I hate to ask, but what is that mysterious little blob sticking out of ol' Bob's britches on the 4th cake?

August 15, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterLady Anne

So what we have are Bob's cousins;
Sponge Bob Squished Pants,
S.B. Soiled Pants,
S.B. Too-Tight Corduroy Pants,
S.B. Blob Pants with mysterious tightie-whitie blob peeking out in front,
S.B. No Pants (just a belt),
and S.B. Old-Guy Pants belted just below his chin.

August 15, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterShirley

You forget, I was there at that in-bakery unexplained mass Sponge Bob migration.

August 15, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterMary Jayne

I like the first one the best, followed by the fourth one. Not bad for homemade!

August 15, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterNatalie

1. looks NSFW, with the way that 'tie?' is positioned.
2. must be SpongeBob as Frankenstein's monster
3. I hope it's not contagious.
4. Looks like he ripped his pants again.
5. SpongeBob impersonating Gossamer from loony tunes.
6. What ever he had on 3 really took it's toll.

August 15, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterThor

Forget the fourth cake... I want to know what that small red thing is sticking out of Spongebob's pants on the first cake.

... .. ...

Or maybe I don't...

August 15, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterBADKarma

The Sponge Bob Musical is coming to Broadway (No, it's not a joke. "Cats" is a joke,) and I would like to propose that all of you come and stay at my place so we can go see it together. We can bring cake to the stage door. Actors love it when total strangers bring them gifts of questionable baked goods. I'm not sure what's going on with Cake #4, but I'm sure the cast would appreciate it.

August 15, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterSuBee

One, two, three, four, five cupcake cakes.

What's up with all the CCC's, please? I thought you didn't like them.

August 15, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterBea

On the 4th cake, it's the smile, his "hair" standing up, and his legs spread, that makes it seem like he's happy to see someone. Definitely an "Oh Lordy", *headdesk* cake. 8-/

August 15, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterKaren

I call dibs on Blasphemous SpongeBob #2 for my profile pic. He's one funny wreck!
These are all just...awful. Were these really "professionally" produced? Time to revisit THAT definition.

August 15, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterSmarie

That red thing is a tie. As in necktie. Look at the pictures and you'll see it!

August 15, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterWanda

I think with a good (or bad) enough genetic sample, we could clone a Simpson out of Mr. S.Pants....
(Or vice-versa.) Too much time on my rubber gloves, here... =^-.-^=

August 15, 2016 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

1. I believe that is Sponge Bob Garfield Pants
As for the others, I just...uh...have to go clean the gutters.

August 15, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterJennifer

@BADKarma You didn't know Spongebob wears a red necktie??

August 15, 2016 | Unregistered Commenterguest

Wanda - Thanks. We knew that. We're not talking about the pictures, we're talking about the sad attempts at imitating the pictures. Do you need some assistance in understanding how this site works?

August 15, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterBADKarma

The one with the green spots actually looks the most like him.

August 15, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterBrenda

It's a tie. It just doesn't look like enough of one for you to tell what it is. Maybe you need the assistance in explaining how the site works?

[Editor's note- I'M RIGHT! NO, I'M RIGHT! AAAAND scene... I LOVE being a moderator. john (don't make me turn this blog around)]

August 15, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterWanda

Poor Spongebob. Poor Spongebob.

August 15, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterMaria

I'm so ashamed I didn't get the Ghost Busters ref right away.

August 15, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterLindarella

That third cake must commemorate the time SpongeBob came down with the pox.... And why does the first cake make me want to eat it like a toddler, fist straight into the head!?! Nom nom nom!

I must admit I never liked Sponge Bob but a musical and some suspicious cake sounds wonderful. You're on SuBee ;) (Plus #4 has the added zing of having its head on fire... I think it's a nice touch.)

August 15, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterNaughty Nautilus

That's not a tie, he's eating earthworms & nightcrawlers.

August 15, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterAdo_Annie

Oh, and don't forget the Tungusta blast of 1906!

August 15, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterAdoAnnie

Am rather proud that we have kept the Bob from our home. My kids saw a SB cake im the bakery dept once and thought he was a piece of cheese. We r from WI, what can I say!!

August 15, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterRb

No Jen. please, enough! Make them go away and I'll talk. I'll tell you anything you need to know - anything you WANT me to say! Please, just make it stooooooooop!!!!!

August 15, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterSaskfan

Oh man they must really hate SpongeBob. Lol dying here. .

August 16, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

I'm not a SB fan. In fact, I kind of like most of them better than the real thing.

August 16, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterNobodee Home

Poor Chris! Imagine getting no.1 on your birthday. "I know it's your birthday, Chris, but Mummy said a week on the naughty step and Mummy always sticks to what she says, doesn't she? Never mind, I brought you a cake."

August 16, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterMorag

I really like the arms on the last one!

August 16, 2016 | Unregistered Commentere.t.

Aaahh, Episode 437: Spongebob welcomes Nuclear Power to his neighborhood, and becomes Spongeblob!

August 16, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterJMixx

2nd one looks like DoodleBob. Somebody grab an eraser quick!

August 16, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterAbbeyRoad77

We MUST be friends. I got the undersea unexplained mass sponge migration reference immediately!

I have no knowing of SpongeBob. I am not sad about my lack of knowing. Especially not after seeing these.

August 18, 2016 | Unregistered Commenterkrunchifrog

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