I Hear These Migrated About A Foot And A Half
Today is National "No SpongeBob" Day, a day when all the residents of Bikini Bottom left to enjoy a day... without SpongeBob.
Womp Womp.
I think they were on to something.
And my personal favorite:
I have a sudden, irrational desire to make this my new profile pic on everything.
Just me?
Thanks to Kit F., Darcy G., Heidi S., Lizzy, Susan, & Joseph N. for the absorbing finds (HEYOOO SPONGE JOKE) and for the excuse to make an obscure Ghostbusters reference in the title. (If you got it, let's be friends.)
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Reader Comments (31)
Have these decorators ever even SEEN SpongeBob? And I hate to ask, but what is that mysterious little blob sticking out of ol' Bob's britches on the 4th cake?
So what we have are Bob's cousins;
Sponge Bob Squished Pants,
S.B. Soiled Pants,
S.B. Too-Tight Corduroy Pants,
S.B. Blob Pants with mysterious tightie-whitie blob peeking out in front,
S.B. No Pants (just a belt),
and S.B. Old-Guy Pants belted just below his chin.
You forget, I was there at that in-bakery unexplained mass Sponge Bob migration.
I like the first one the best, followed by the fourth one. Not bad for homemade!
1. looks NSFW, with the way that 'tie?' is positioned.
2. must be SpongeBob as Frankenstein's monster
3. I hope it's not contagious.
4. Looks like he ripped his pants again.
5. SpongeBob impersonating Gossamer from loony tunes.
6. What ever he had on 3 really took it's toll.
Forget the fourth cake... I want to know what that small red thing is sticking out of Spongebob's pants on the first cake.
... .. ...
Or maybe I don't...
The Sponge Bob Musical is coming to Broadway (No, it's not a joke. "Cats" is a joke,) and I would like to propose that all of you come and stay at my place so we can go see it together. We can bring cake to the stage door. Actors love it when total strangers bring them gifts of questionable baked goods. I'm not sure what's going on with Cake #4, but I'm sure the cast would appreciate it.
One, two, three, four, five cupcake cakes.
What's up with all the CCC's, please? I thought you didn't like them.
On the 4th cake, it's the smile, his "hair" standing up, and his legs spread, that makes it seem like he's happy to see someone. Definitely an "Oh Lordy", *headdesk* cake. 8-/
I call dibs on Blasphemous SpongeBob #2 for my profile pic. He's one funny wreck!
These are all just...awful. Were these really "professionally" produced? Time to revisit THAT definition.
That red thing is a tie. As in necktie. Look at the pictures and you'll see it!
I think with a good (or bad) enough genetic sample, we could clone a Simpson out of Mr. S.Pants....
(Or vice-versa.) Too much time on my rubber gloves, here... =^-.-^=
1. I believe that is Sponge Bob Garfield Pants
As for the others, I just...uh...have to go clean the gutters.
@BADKarma You didn't know Spongebob wears a red necktie??
Wanda - Thanks. We knew that. We're not talking about the pictures, we're talking about the sad attempts at imitating the pictures. Do you need some assistance in understanding how this site works?
The one with the green spots actually looks the most like him.
It's a tie. It just doesn't look like enough of one for you to tell what it is. Maybe you need the assistance in explaining how the site works?
[Editor's note- I'M RIGHT! NO, I'M RIGHT! AAAAND scene... I LOVE being a moderator. john (don't make me turn this blog around)]
Poor Spongebob. Poor Spongebob.
I'm so ashamed I didn't get the Ghost Busters ref right away.
That third cake must commemorate the time SpongeBob came down with the pox.... And why does the first cake make me want to eat it like a toddler, fist straight into the head!?! Nom nom nom!
I must admit I never liked Sponge Bob but a musical and some suspicious cake sounds wonderful. You're on SuBee ;) (Plus #4 has the added zing of having its head on fire... I think it's a nice touch.)
That's not a tie, he's eating earthworms & nightcrawlers.
Oh, and don't forget the Tungusta blast of 1906!
Am rather proud that we have kept the Bob from our home. My kids saw a SB cake im the bakery dept once and thought he was a piece of cheese. We r from WI, what can I say!!
No Jen. please, enough! Make them go away and I'll talk. I'll tell you anything you need to know - anything you WANT me to say! Please, just make it stooooooooop!!!!!
Oh man they must really hate SpongeBob. Lol dying here. .
I'm not a SB fan. In fact, I kind of like most of them better than the real thing.
Poor Chris! Imagine getting no.1 on your birthday. "I know it's your birthday, Chris, but Mummy said a week on the naughty step and Mummy always sticks to what she says, doesn't she? Never mind, I brought you a cake."
I really like the arms on the last one!
Aaahh, Episode 437: Spongebob welcomes Nuclear Power to his neighborhood, and becomes Spongeblob!
2nd one looks like DoodleBob. Somebody grab an eraser quick!
We MUST be friends. I got the undersea unexplained mass sponge migration reference immediately!
I have no knowing of SpongeBob. I am not sad about my lack of knowing. Especially not after seeing these.