A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)
January 26, 2016 Allison ordered a cake for her boss Lisa's 50th birthday. To make it a little more fun, she asked the bakery to shape the cake like a big pair of lips.
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Uh...
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[side eye]
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...guys?
;)
0.o
Thanks to Allison W. for all the mandatory sexual harassment classes her office has to take now. But on the plus side, I DO have the perfect cake for them.
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Reader Comments (27)
To be fair, maybe she didn't specify which lips...
Obviously, the person who put these cupcakes together has no concept of what a mouth looks like.
If a CCC was actually ordered, then the buyer gets what they deserve. CCC, just say no. If a real cake was ordered and the bakery made a CCC instead, that is a whole other problem.
This however, looks like Santa roadkill to me.
What's so disturbing about a cyclops butterfly? What? :)
Um, whaaaat.... is even happening here??
Clearly the Wreckonator didn't know what lips(either pair) OR cake look like.
I would not pick this.
I would not lick this.
Looking high and looking low
These can't be lips; this I know.
Though pink and sweet like a strawberry,
That white outline looks quite hairy.
Not many experiences do I miss
But these lips I would not kiss.
Definitely Santa roadkill. You nailed it, Sue.
Did she PAY for that monstrosity? Auck! I agree with another poster, "Santa roadkill" ! Totally.
Maybe she didn't realize what kind of bakery it was . . .
Maybe it was from yesterday's Cunnilicious Cakes...
What is that thing!? (Reference to The Princess Bride intended)
Apparently the baker has never been kissed...on her face.
Kind of looks like the United States with Florida chopped off. And then made to look like ], well, liiiiippppsssssshhhh.
"Lips?" I do not think that means what the bakery thinks it means.
And, PTUI! for the CCC.
This looks like a thyroid... perhaps with some cancer thrown in for good measure... just sayin'. January is thyroid awareness month... maybe they got confused?
I thought it was supposed to the the black hole in her cold, dead heart.
I just can't take my eyes off the black hole in the middle. Something tells me that cake is about to eat itself.... It's a fitting end to such an embarrassing frosted ink blot test.... "What do you mean 'latent lesbian tendencies??' -- this was clearly a trick question!"
This is why I don't do CCC. Thankfully I've only been asked once, and I managed to talk her out of it. Smh.
Goatse. *shudder*
To me it looks like a rather oversized rib-eye steak. But I'm definitely down with the "Santa roadkill" concept as well.
Omg ,what happened to Santa?????? He's....uh.......er........I will never be the same!
@Srandall: That gives a whole new meaning to the expression "'Roid Rage"!
From the cut of view of the pic in Facebook I thought it was a Uterus. Now that I've seen it in full....I'm going to go with skin cancer.
Guess you just have to specify which lips from now on lol. Oh my gosh that looks so hilarious and wrong. I would have probably died laughing if I had gotten that cake.
Someone stood over that monstrosity to do some beautiful writing on it. Didn't they notice?
It looks like a thyroid gland.
I thought it was a liver cake. I assumed the monstrosity is also organ flavored.
My husband glanced up at this and asked if it was a Batman symbol made of raw meat with a mustache on it. Yes, darling. Yes it is.