These Two Cakes Make The Perfect New Year's Eve Poem

Sometimes a serendipitous moment occurs in the Cake Wrecks archives - and this one was too perfect not to share.
So without further ado...
AN IMPORTANT PSA FROM CAKE WRECKS:
Happy New Year's Eve, minions.
And hey, keep it OUT of your pants, "Diame." [warning glare]
Thanks to Dianne M., Sarah F., & Megan W. for the old slang rhyme.
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Reader Comments (7)
Your AND you're used correctly for a win! What is the context of the first cake though?
Omg talk about a gift from the blogging gods XD
John don't sell your cats
Even when they're noisy brats.
Jen don't stop the bloggin'
Even when you cannot log in.
Happy New Year
To all on here!
Well the wreckerators got drunk way before New Years Eve lol. Guess they can't miss out on the fun either but these cakes .. even they look drunk lol.
omg that made my new years thus far!
I don't even want to think about what kind of junk Dianme might have tweeted! Ewww!