Tuesday
Sep302014
Make Mine Crafty
September 30, 2014 Oh, so you want your cake to look like this?
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Nooo problem.
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Thanks to Tish B. for proving, yet again, that a picture is worth a thousand facepalms.
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IMPORTANT ELEVEN O'CLOCK UPDATE:
(Because John was really bored.)
WE CAN GO DEEPER!
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It's a picture of a picture of a picture of a cake on a cake.
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IMPORTANT UPDATE TO THE ELEVEN O'CLOCK UPDATE:
DEEPER!!!
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It's a picture of picture of a picture of a picture of a cake on a cake.
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IMPORTANT UPDATE TO THE UPDATE TO THE ELEVEN O'CLOCK UPDATE:
MWUAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
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It's a picture of a picture of a picture of a picture of a cake on a cake on a cake!
IMPORTANT UPDATE ETC.
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CAKECEPTION!
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Reader Comments (74)
And they even creased the paper to make the foil tray look more realistic. (Humor me)
Oy.
Yup. Easy, Peasy, … sleazy!
I'll bet someone's going to take a picture of the picture on the cake and put that picture on a cake!
I took a photo
of someone else's paper.
That should earn an A.
And they say that careful craftsmanship is dead.
@SuBee> Easy for you to say! *!wink!* =^~.-^=
Facepalm indeed. Oy...
=^-.~^= It's all done with mirrors. =^~.-^=
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You gotta be kidding me.
Minecraft picture + cake + green border – any real decorating skill = Nocraft
Stellar customer service! They delivered the goods.
Well, you know... they're always telling people to play to their strengths. Apparently, this baker excels at edible (we hope) images.
Why do people keep taking these elaborate cake designs to cut-rate bakeries that only make sheet cakes?
You order a cake from a grocery store that only does sheet cakes and you only wanna pay $15 for it? This is what you get.
They couldn't even stick it on the cake vertically? They had to compound the stupid factor by putting it slap-dash horizontally. Holy cow.
The wrinkle on that edible paper is what really sells it.
Remember Goofus and Gallant from that magazine at the dentist's office?
GALLANT:
Customer: I would like to purchase a cake like the one in this picture.
Grocery Store $15.00 Sheet Cake Decorator: I'm so sorry, but we are unable to make cakes such as the one in your picture. I could place a photo of your cake on a $15 sheet cake if you'd like.
Customer: Yes, that would be fine. Thank you.
OR
No that won't do, but thank you for being so honest.
GOOFUS
Customer: I would like to purchase a cake like the one in this picture.
Grocery Store $15.00 Sheet Cake Decorator: Okay. That'll be $15.00. Pick it up on Tuesday after 3:00.
The End
*headdesk*
Looks like that image was applied using a wooden pick-axe.
Wow......I've made a minecraft Creeper cake recently. Sometimes these cake makes me wonder if some people are actually androids.
So if you bang on that cake hard enough, do you get wood, or stone?
@SuBee So then do they mail it to themselves and *smash it with a hammer*?
I was looking at it thinking what's wrong with it? I couldn't see much difference except the colour of the icing.
Then I face palmed lol.
Who does that lol. Let's just take a pic of a cake and stick it on a sheet cake
Hold up.. I got this.
Nailed it!
Cake-ception
Its a cake within a cake
and I'll put that box in another box and that box in another box... And Smash it With a Hammerrrrrrrrrrr.
I actually prefer this kind of wreck as opposed to some poor wreckerator trying to actually make the cake and failing beyond all recognition. At least this way you can tell what it is! Silver linings, and all that.
Please tell me that the 3rd one was someone trying to recreate a wreck. A wreckerator can't be that stupid (writing decorating instructions on cake, word piped partially onto a balloon, picture of wreck on a cake that already qualifies as a wreck.)
Is the last picture of a real cake? At the top, the writing goes off the top edge. At the bottom, the last letter climbs a multicoloured nodule but shows little evidence of having done so. Maybe this is an unworthy suspicion, but I smell Photoshop, and used carelessly too.
It's more surreal than MC Escher.
http://www.mcescher.com/gallery/most-popular/reptiles/
Let's tesselate!
Well, I hate to say "I told you so.."
The Starbucks video guy is right. They really are just $%#@ing with us. There is no way people are *actually* that dumb.
CAKECEPTION!
I would really love to be a fly on the wall when some of these cakes are picked up. The conversations between the "baker" and the customer when they first see it would have to be just as priceless as the cakes!
This is a haiku
of a comment in haiku
just like a comment.
How these things happen really is a mystery, wrapped in a riddle, inside an enigma. Or if you prefer, a cheese filled hot dog, wrapped in bacon, inside a bagel.
Jon, is that all photoshopped, or did you actually go out and order a cake like that for the 11:00 update?! Either way, kudos to you, and...bwah ha ha ha ha!
We love you, John. Someone put that last picture on a cake!
I'd like to place an order for a t-shirt with a picture of a picture of a picture of a picture of a cake on a cake on a cake t-shirt, please.
I retract my unworthy suspicion about picture 3 being Photoshopped. The second view of the cake from another angle shows that it's all too dreadfully real.
Check out his new Wedding Cake from Disney Expo - Michelle George Vazul - on Face Book.
Sry I don't know how to do links to their page but it is an amazing cake they have recorded at Disney.
Yup, I knew someone would accept the challenge ;p
SuBee might have just broken the world. Fasten your seatbelts, everyone, and hang on to your t-shirts/cakes/pictures.
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hvideo-xaf1/v/t42.1790-2/1725117_10154191618681515_1616884969_n.mp4?oh=33c49e110372c1961fef49d11c1fe297&oe=542B6406
This is one incredible cake, for sure
You guys are awesome!! :D
A "hall of mirrors" picture needs tout be started!
That second cake is threatening the time / space continuum. This is worse than a particle accelerator. Please destroy by incineration ASAP.
I feel like this is about to turn into the "Seven Nation Army" video.
It takes a special kind of stupid to do something like this!
@Haiku Joy FTW!