Princess Show & Sell
April 25, 2014 The princesses are back for National Princess Week, eager to show you their new castle!
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[Original penis castle cake removed at baker's request. Please enjoy this other penis castle cake.]
You know what they say: "One princess' doorbell is another man's ding-dong."
Hey! Snow White! HANDS OFF!
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Thank you.
They also want to show off their finger painting:
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And their... crown?
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Let's go with crown.
And whatever this thing is:
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(I'm guessing "royal spider smasher.")
Hey, ever seen a reeeeally long hairball?
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Ew.
Thanks, Rapunzel.
Some of them even got new dresses!
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I guess that's one way to be the ball of the Belle.
Of course, not all princesses are DISNEY princesses.
In fact, may I be frank?
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Awesome.
So just remember, ladies: you're never too old...
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...to be a priscess.
Thanks to Anony M., Wendy, Kimberly C., Stephanie H., Vanessa C., Carissa B., Marjorie R., Stephanie H., & Heather for that priceless priscess.
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Reader Comments (103)
Perfect finally for the Princess' out there. They all can have a "Happy Ending".
Sing along now.... "Follow the Yellow Sick Road. Follow the Yellow Sick Road."
Its the Pretty, Pretty Princess Pink Penis Palace!
i am DYING. simply DYING with pain seeing that first pink dink castle! EEKS! so hilarious. as always, providing me with such good laughs! xo
The fifth picture is obviously a pink bejewelled electric guitar (stringless).....<tilts head> ....or maybe a mirror.
I thought the royal spider smasher was a guitar! LOL! I hope no one actually PAID for these.
So I see this wreck on bbm and run to send it in to the site.... refresh browser check if any new wrecks were put up while I was away today ..... first cake..... the pic I just emailed..... note to self check for update before embarrassing yourself.
Happy 70 th Birthday
PRINCESS
We had a pink princess party for my mother's 80th.
Howdya-Doo-ah! Yes, Trudy, that it is most certainly Frank-n-Furter!
Lol. I loved the cute pumpkin on the Snow White cake. Though for the life of me I can't figure out why it was there unless the wreckerator confused her with Cinderella and even then still confuses me lol. Wow.
The first cake gave me flashbacks to a visit to the Bizarre Bazaar in Chicago back in the '80s. (I'm not sure it is still around.)
I think what bothers me the most is that the first cake would have been fine or even nice without the...err...turrets squashed on.
Thanks Jodi for the heads up on the Rapunzel cake - didn't realize that.
Thanks for making me laugh today Cake Wrecks.
If you turn Royal Spider Smasher counter clockwise for a quarter of a turn you would realize it is reminiscent of the sculpture that Raymond's mom made on Everybody Loves Raymond and would go really well with the first cake. That being said I think Royal Spider Smasher might be my new Euphemism. "Hey there Handsome! Want to smash my Royal Spider?"
"Some day my prince will come... " "Huh huh huh m heh heh heh m heh heh heh... "
The spider smasher is actually a mirror from Snow White... The things that look like spiders are meant to be sparkling diamonds!!! It's a mirror mirror on the wall kind of cake, just not that great lol
Looks like the evil stepmother mixed up her cauldrons, and dipped the apple in toxic waste by mistake. Resulting in Snow White growing a foot and partial leg from her neck.
This is the first time I"ve seen this site. OMG, I love it!! The comments are even funnier than the cakes. I will visit here often.
Loved these! My guess is the order-taker for #1 heard "phallus" instead of "palace" -- honest yet twisted mistake! ;)
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What are 3 cocks doing on the Childs cake? Teaching them how to deep throat???
The spider smasher. Is the hand mirror from the Beauty and the Beast It shows you whatever you want to see
Aha! The first cake is the disaster one. The person couldn't make the castle. All I can say is, "it looks like the man's private part times 3."
Did you see that you were shared by George Takei and credited too! Super sweet!
Did you see that you were shared by George Takei and credited too! Super sweet!
As the good Dr. Frank N Furter would say, "Don't dream it, be it!"
The best part about these bad princess cakes? Your commentary was so funny, that GEORGE TAKEI posted a link on his Facebook page. Eee!
I think we all know what was on that first cake decorators mind that day, maybe that had a good night beforehand hence where their subconscious was that day of creation lol.
Check out the look on the frog's face on the Princess Frank cake.
why does the first cake have 3 giant penices on it?
Want to know what I love? Two things actually.
1- The "baker" of the original #1 photo SAW THIS BLOG!!! AND recognized their "hard" work.
2- That you had ANOTHER penis castle cake to replace the first photo.
I think the spider smasher is supposed to be a hand mirror with sparkly diamonds! "Oooh, what's that on your ring finger?? A spider!"
Sorry, baker of redacted penis cake #1. George Takei already shared that photo on facebook, which means the whole internet now knows...
Trying to figure out why you changed out the first cake for one that is maybe less offensive. The other one was a scream. Did you have complaints?
The new first cake would actually be quite nice if it had pointy turrets instead of condom topped "towers".
Marie, it says right under the photo, "removed at baker's request". Jen will remove photos if bakers ask nicely.
I think the "royal spider smasher" is a mirror with diamonds on the handle ... not spiders. The lines are a shine coming out of the "diamonds" ...
I have seen the "Original" photo for cake # 1, and now this "replacement" photo.... The replacement photo looks like they all have shiny, partially rolled down, candy condoms in place. Practice safe....uh, "frosting" folks!
At least replacement cake is protected. From something. Or other.
The fact that there were multiple "penis castle" cakes to choose from makes #1 even funnier.
#2 is just terrible as well as anatomically impossible. And what is the name on there? It looks like "Muttighan".
#3...proving that with just a little ingenuity & effort, you can even screw up a cake with premade decorations. I can just imagine the designer of those plastic portraits, laboring away at the design, until s/he finally created a "foolproof" decoration for grocery store bakeries...only to have that mess made with them..."oh well, back to the drawing board".
#8: All hail the clown princess! Wait, does that say "Koydince" for the name? Please tell me that's horribly misspelled.
#9: So they managed to avoid the easy pitfalls of "70st" & "brithdey" only screw up "princess", wow. What a terrible thing to do to some poor 70-year-old lady!
The obvious dildo castle has been posted to my wall too many times. I'm a decorator and people have tagged me in this pic asking if I could make one lol.
I love that you had a second penis castle cake just hanging out waiting for the winner to be unable to perform its duties. Just slap that baby onto the website, no worries at all! And I would bet money that you also have several (hundred) more you could have chosen. You probably even have a folder titled "penis castles" don't you??
That baker is super lame for requesting you take down the picture. Alternately, you may be for caving and taking it down. This is a free country after all, and last I checked, cakes were not copyrighted.
Actually, CyberTychoBrahe, not only could the cake itself be considered protected under copyright laws, the photo of the cake would be protected. Copyright laws protect the intellectual property of the ‘author of original work’. Also, the work does not need to be registered with the US Copyright Office to be considered for copyright protection. Although registering the original work would aid in a copyright infringement lawsuit.
People can be very litigious and Cake Wrecks was just being careful…
It *IS* a free country after all, which is what affords you the right to voice your opinion…even if your opinion is “super lame”.
Ah, so sad. My son wanted a Wreck-plica of the Princess P. cake for his birthday/graduation/pride party.
#5 Spiders or 'crabs'? You decide.
#1 Schloss or schlange? You decide.
#5 Spiders or 'crabs'? You decide.
What is the name on the Snow White cake? Muttighan? Please tell me that's a perfectly normal name in some other country.
I laughed so hard at the "Not all princesses are Disney princesses" cake. LOVE IT! And yeah, I'm going with a mirror instead of a "royal spider smasher" lol! I've read about 15 of your cake pages so far at now 2 AM. Keep them coming!