Tuesday
Apr152014
Take A Wild Guess Day!
April 15, 2014 There's really only one way to celebrate this, so...
TAKE A WILD GUESS, GUYS:
;)
Just so you know, I honestly and sincerely have no idea what this is supposed to be. I know what it LOOKS like, of course - (A baby shower cake. Eh? EH?!) - but it's so badly done, with those inexplicable pom-poms and zig-zags - and why is it blue? - that I just... I can't even... no.
Just... no.
What's that, John? Today is also "That Sucks Day"?
Aaaannnnd SCENE.
Thanks to Jennifer C. for submitting this with no details whatsoever, and also for proving once again that I couldn't make this stuff up even if I tried.
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Reader Comments (116)
Why, it's clearly a blue, double-tailed bunny with white heli-ears, recovering from spinal surgery (hence the stitches), seen from the back, that sucks.
Rotate 180 degrees, and...the slightly evil / rabid lovechild of Cookie Monster and Snuffleupagus?
My initial thought: a dress a la Cinderella's dress when it's being made by the birds and mice?
It's obviously inspired by the movie Frozen, since I haven't seen the movie and have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about.
Or is it a cookie? So the Dreaded Polar Vortex in Cookie Form??
I think it is somehow related to the movie Frozen.
I'm going with the totally obvious. Am I the only one that knows what happens to untreated "Blue Balls"? I know this is the end result because my surgeon husband told me so. I think this is how we ended up with Cupcake #3. Thinking back, I'm pretty sure this is how we ended up with Cupcakes 1,2 and 4 as well.
Space shuttle hurtling through a sky filled with wispy clouds?
Butterfly emerging from a cocoon with damp wings not yet spread out?
Pogo stick?
Er. . . Wittgenstein's Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus?
Happy "Get Screwed It's Tax Day"
Are you kidding? It's OBVIOUSLY a fluffy blue penis doing what, ahem, comes naturally.
I thought it looked like a Sharknado..
So....Yeah, my first thought was Cookie Monster is really REALLY "excited". Then my husband saw the picture from across the room and said, "What is that? A cross section of (a male organ)!?" Ha ha! Yes, dear, I'm afraid it is. Ugh! Seriously? I don't know what it's supposed to be but that's exactly what it is.
Um....I'm guessing: an elephant superhero (thus the lightening bolt on its trunk and its need to dress in blue spandex) surrounded by cauliflower bits.Cauliflower is a vegetable. Vegetables are evil. Evil things must be battled and overcome. Yeah, that's my tableau and I'm stickin' to it!
Elsa used her powers on Hans's crotch.
At first I thought this was the British symbol for Tallywacker Tuesday, but then I looked again. This is a sign used in cinema advertising. When you go to the movies, in the lobby they usually have a bunch of posters for not-yet released films. If you see this sign in the lower right corner on one, you know the movie is coming soon.
I looked at the larger version of the photo and I THINK the label says MESSY COOKIE. That explains it.
"Happy "Get Screwed It's Tax Day""
miss_paper wins this round. LOL!!
My mind is clearly in the gutter today. Blue balls, and yes, Jan's Sushi Bar has it right. <headshake>
If you peer closely at the label, it says "Mess (something?) cookie." In which case, Nailed it!
It's obviously a baby shower cake. The mother is expecting tiny white cauliflowers. Oh, okay, maybe I'm just making that part up. But I'd rather go to s baby shower with this as a cake than one with those creepy babies or pregnant bodies.
It's a mermaid. The broccoli and blobs are seashells
An airplane breaking through the bad taste barrier?
Of course it is a baby shower cake and, as evidenced both by colour and what is depicted on cake, IT'S A BOY!!
1) A (very) poorly done Easter basket
2) An inexplicably colored baby blue military jet flying through itsy-bitsy clouds
3) The Hideous Bugblatter Beast of Traal
Take your pick.
It's _obviously_ Trash the Prom Dress Day. I mean, can't you see the laced back, and random bit of torn fabric flying around the cake?!
What on earth.... D:
Is it a terrible Father's Day tie, viewed upside-down? The blue globs on the side could be the collar, and the white pom-poms are buttons. I can't explain the other white smears.
first impression - a blue lobster standing on its tail ..
can't help what i saw.
Elsa from Frozen.
Obviously what US Airways meant to tweet to their complaining customer instead of what they mistakenly posted.
You'll get no more details from me......... Google it. (really, REALLY NSFW)
its a tornado cookie - it's marks the rememberance of lost trailer park homes all over the world.....everyone knows that, sheesh...!!
I wanna say a shower cookie because of the pastel blue. I'm thinking baby booties? An umbrella? Maybe Harry Potter Easter Bunny of Doom? Yeah, I got nothin'.
My vote is airplane and the bits are skydivers jumping out. If it is not that, then I do not want to know what anyone thoguht this was supposed to look like.
I think maybe it's an airplane????
I think it looks like a blue lobster. The clumps are cauliflower on the side, but maybe I'm just hungry.
I think maybe it's an airplane????
Is James P. Sullivan's weener.
The Blue Angels breaking the sound barrier?!
I think its obviously the Epcot ball.... ;) dont hit me
And this, besides being Tax Day (dun-dun-DUN!!), the day Abraham Lincoln was assassinated, the day the Titanic sank, is the day Madame de Pompadour (or The Girl in the Fireplace for the cool people) died.
I believe the label is "Message Cookie" which means this cookie was probably blank and meant for a message. But it was probably near its expiration date, so the bakers got creative.
And there, folks might not be a fun answer, but a logical one. :)
This is a prom dress of course. Mermaid type, can you see it, huh huh?
It's an ad - or a thank you? - for Viagra.
It's a #1, probably for a boys birthday. Regardless, it's awful! Poor kid :-(
Jen, it is exactly what you think it is.
It looks like a 'Frozen cake' lol
Upside down caduceus, of course.
It looks to me like an upside-down Thor's Hammer attempt complete with lightning, rain clouds, and raindrops.
That, to me, looks like the Ralph's (or wherever) cake decorator was trying to get all her sh*t done and her boyfriend came to pick her up from work.
She was like "ugh babe, I still have like 10 cakes to do!"
And he was like "here, I'll help."
Then she got fired.
I'm going to guess that the picture is upside down. It is Thor's hammer Mjollnir done in blue because why not? The white flotsam are the rain clouds and lightning bolts and such.
My brain likes this explanation because any other possibility leaves me speechless.