8 Creepy Easter Cakes To Haunt Your Dreams
April 16, 2014 Ahem hem hem.
Kill da waaaabbit
Kill da waaaabbit
Kill da WAAAAAbbit....
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With fire, if you please.
Hey, remember when the Easter Bunny didn't have giant claws?
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Or a hump?
Invasion of the Bunny Snatchers:
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How much you wanna bet it glows in the dark?
The longer you look at this, the creepier it gets.
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Right?
Right??
This rabbit has smashed spiders for eyes and a ripped off Peep face for a nose:
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No doubt he also has 'UUGE POINTY TEETH.
RUN AWAAAAY!
When you see it:
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o.0
[shiver]
Gets me every time.
Ok, picture this: You're home alone, Easter eve. A sudden storm blows in, knocking out the power - just as you hear a slight scuffling coming from the hall closet.
You slowly walk over, creeeeeeaaaaak open the door, and see:
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"'Ello, guv'na!"
"Mind if I hop on in and eat your face?"
Thanks to Jacquelyn H., Laureen V., Emily W., Stephanie E., Lisa F., Anony M., Tami N., & Tracey S. for the sweet dreams.
And now, your Moment of Jen:
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Reader Comments (65)
Someone help me out . What am I supposed to be seeing on the weirdo lamb cake?
Sung to "Peter Cottontail"
Here comes Easter cookie fail
Kill with fire, or impale
Clickety, clackety, bunny claw dismay
Neon bunny kills your joy
Chick wants souls he can destroy
Seriously, you should run away....
Evil sheep will stalk your Mommy
Cockney bun' will kill you, too
Back away from Pink Eye calmly
'Cause he's hatching plans for you
Here come Easter Bakery fails
Easter plans will be derailed
Yickety, yuckety, take those things awaaayyyyy...
Aiyeeeeeeeee!
Cake no. 5 - as a result of using the peep face for a nose, he also has 3 nostrils!
The last one looks like a high furbie...
@Longtime Fan - (I think Jen may be referring to..) when you first look at the cake all you see is the blue with plastic flotsam and then you may glance up and then see - the head. The creepy head with pink eyes. I didn't see the head at first and when I did it was a bit spooky.
The lamb has evil eyes on the back of its evil head!! AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
On the bright side, the "moment of Jen" is kinda cute. In a highly plastic kind of way. :-)
The peep-nosed rabbit looks like Liza Minnelli!!!
Longtime fan: Weirdo lamb cake...isn't that enough?
'Moment of Jen' Hahahaha!
That creepy, creepy lamb! It's worse than the zombie rice crispy lamb I made a few years ago....*shudder*
What is #4 even supposed to be? It looks like a strange clown head to me, but as that's not Easter-y, I think I may be missing something.
I dunno. the second to last one is kinda cute. the last one reminds me of something from Wallace & Gromit.
It's time for the Easter Bunny to retire 'cause clearly he doesn't give a crap any more if he approved that pig-cow-bunny cake thing.
I Literally GASPED when I saw the lamb cake. I was like, what, are they drowning, what is GASP!!!!
Hey, the decapitated-Peep-nosed monstrosity is Easter bunny approved, so who are we to say what evil lurks in those smashed-spider Robin Egg eyes.
And there's no reason to assume the blank-eyed Lamb of Doom has evil intent just because both the bunny and the chick seem to be peering over their shoulders in terror.
Oooo, classic Looney Tunes AND Monty Python? Nope, still can't unsee the blank-eyed stares of neon-colored fluffy spring animals. Run away, run awayyyy!!!!!
That second-to-last one -- so close, yet so far. Sigh.
Lol@sharyn :D. Makes me glad I am jewish so we do not have wrecks of this magnitude D:
Cake #3 - First saw the lizard alien that Kirk fights with in Star Trek:TOS
@Longtime Fan: I think it's that you focus on the flotsam on the wave-like blue background, thinking this is just a strange loaf cake, then suddenly you see the lamb's head with glowing eyes staring at you. Yikes! It's ALIVE!
Oh, the memories. Years ago at Easter time, my sister gave me & my little family one of those darling little ("Silence of the-") lamb cakes. It looked really yummy, but the little ones didn't want to "kill" it. A day or two later, when we were all -I swear on a stack of MAD magazines- asleep, the little scamp (cake) *apparently* got up and went "out" for a gambol, and was *urp* never seen again. We explained to the kiddies that it must have been very unhappy in the fridge, was surely better off in a warm, sunny field, munching on sweet clover somewhere, as free and happy as a ...you know. =^u.u^=
I'm totally with you guys on your assessments of the creepy lamb cake. And, may I also add, those eyes are enough to give you nightmares!
The peep-nosed cake looks like a demon pig.
Did the purple ribbon around the 5th one make
anyone else think it's in a straight jacket?
#5 looks like a demon cow to me. No matter how much I head tilt, I don't see "rabbit", bunny approved or not.
@SaraV -- you mean Gorn
Epic wrecks today! Can't imagine what you will have for us the rest of the week, but then my very active imagination couldn't possibly have come up with any of these wrecks.
But I am all ears to see what kind of snarky comments you can come up with to fit the wrecks, so wriggle your tails and hop to it, CW team!
"Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!"
The third cake reminds me of that optical illusion of the woman in the mirror. I had to look at it five or six times before I was able to see anything other than an alien.
On the plus side, if you were have a Futurama themed birthday party (and why isn't this a thing? because it totally should be...) it would work as a Kif cake.
Hilarious comments today! I didn't notice the "Easter Bunny Approved" part of the tag until I read your comments, and then all bets were off as far as keeping my composure. I just . . . I just can't believe someone tried to sell that, even with how disillusioned I am from viewing this blog on a daily basis. It's just too outrageous.
And yes, that lamb cake . . . (shudder). So creepy and inexplicable.
Am I now afraid of the Easter Bunny? Yes...but just a hair......
The Moment of Jen bunny looks like it has a baaad hangover. You wonder what could give an Easter Bunny a hangover--too many jellybeans? Go home and sleep it off, Petey.
And the chick cake reminds me of the baddie in the movie "Hop"--you know the little insane dude who tried to take over Easter since the Easter Bunny heir ran away to play drums. You may question his sanity, but you couldn't fault his ambition. Personally, I sorta liked him; he was definitely not afraid to try. Of course there was the sanity issue, but still he was fun. And he did have a huge point: chicks and eggs make a helluva lot more sense than bunnies and eggs. Honestly! Whoever thought THAT combo up?!?
Okay, I'll go with the theory that cake #7 is a rabbit -- possibly a one-eared rabbit -- but what on earth is the thing rising from its butt? Could Mr. Easter Bunny be the reason rabbits multiply like, well, rabbits?
Number 5: not only a torn peep nose, the torn off ears are attached to the cake's ears WHY WHY WHY
Holy Creepy Lamb!! Reminds me of "The Woman in Black", still the creepiest movie I have ever seen.
4th cake, the yellow creepy 3-winged chickie/clown creature grabbing on to the slithering poop snakes. Yeah. My idea of how to celebrate Easter. Shiver.
What hump?
kinda looks like the "when you see it" creepy lamb cake has a pretty yellow bow to hide the tracheostomy.
Wonder if it was the creepy smoking lamb cake from years past. <g>
April 2009 and it's still haunting....
http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2009/4/9/lamb-entations.html
The 6th cake: what on earth is that?
The Lamb Of Doom??
*runs and hides behind the sofa*
I say, I say, why is there Foghorn Leghorn floatsam on that Demon Lamb cake, son?
Considering that Easter collides with the other great holiday this year, you know, 420, I don't think I could touch any of these cakes no matter how bad the munchies got.
Ah, kill the wabbit. Bringing back fond memories of the year I was in Germany for Easter, then went to Switzerland on Monday to see my exchange student sister. We sat on her apartment balcony and sang "kill the wabbits" while biting the heads off yummy Swiss chocolate bunnies. Sigh. . . .
And now I want my "moment of Jen" every day. It will help me survive these nightmares.
Okay, so my husband and I both nearly wet ourselves over the second-to-last bunny. It looks just like the General in the film Watership Down - and made us think of the bit in the film where the poison gas is pumped into the warren and they're all convulsing and dying. Good find, whoever snapped that photo!
I'm just glad they can't jump out at me. Creepy cakes.
Would number 6 be "the silence of the lamb"?
I think Easter wrecks are my favorites all year. Just something about cute baby animals being creepy as hell.
Easter Bunny Approved? Go home Easter Bunny, you're drunk!
I warned you. I warned you, but you didn't listen to me. Oh, no, you knew didn't you. It's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it?
If you ignore the evil lamb head, you can look at the blue bunny head long enough that it turns into the face of a cute albino one-eyed Despicable Me minion with a pair of goggles pushed up onto the blue kerchief he's wearing on his forehead.
Oh holy wow!! Or is UNholy wow more appropriate? There is little left to say about the When You See It lamb... I originally thought it was some sort of creepy reflection on the plastic box until I noticed it was attached to the marge Simpson hair.... *shudder*
As for the Moment of Jen all I could think when I saw it was, look, it's rolling its eyes at the rest of the cakes. .. What a hypocrite lol
On the first cookie-cake, are the rabbit's eyeballs on his ears? And if so, WHY???
Oy vey.
"Death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth."