Anybody Wanna Peanut?
August 13, 2013 [WARNING: Very mild adult humor ahead. Hide the children-folk!]
John and I like to chat via Instant Messaging when we're across the house from each other. (Because AMERICA.) Below is our actual IM conversation from last night over today's cake:
Me: Well, this earned a triple-take: [attaches photo]
John: What is that??
Me: You'll figure it out.
John: Is it a number 1?
Me: Noooo...
John: Seriously, what the what?
Me: Look closer.
John: I literally have no idea.
;)
Me: *sigh* It's Thor's hammer, ok?
[short pause]
[loud guffaws echo from the other room]
[short pause]
John: Ok, so why the heck is there a peanut on the tip???
Me: I have no idea. Maybe he's a Princess Bride fan?
And before you all mention it, yes, this IS a pretty great cake... minus the surprisingly obscene topper, of course. Personally I like to think that Clayton is just a fan of the Avengers and Princess Bride.
Thanks to Melanie K. for letting me hammer home another dong joke.
Reader Comments (60)
"The hammer is my... cake topper"
Hulk mad! Hulk rampage!
Hulk's pretty, pretty hairdo
has gone awry. Smash!
Wow that it is a really, really wrecky top to that cake! It doesn't even begin to look like Thor's Hammer.
+1,000 for the Princess Bride references
@Ian: HAA!! Love it! You'd think by now I'd have learned not to drink my breakfast while reading CW. Smoothie just doesn't taste that good in the nasal passages.
Star and stripes, evil Pikachu, FrankenTorte, giant wing nut, and a super-shiny, threaded dildo holding a peanut. Perfect~just what I ordered. (Hope Clay Tom likes it.)
=^e.e^=
that would be an interesting title for a porn flick "Thors HAMMER." or "Hammer of the GOD" funny, twisted but funny.
So there's a Peanut on the tip, 'riding' one might say, Thor's hammer?
I should be embarrassed at that joke.
I'm not, but I should be. Probably.
Clayton? Who dredged up that name?
@Haiku Joy, you "hit it on the head" this morning!
Decorator 1: Wow, this cake came out great! But wait, Thor's hammer looks like a penis. We can't send Clayton a penis hammer. What will people think?
Decorator 1"s Colleague: They will think that we mistakenly placed Thor's penis on Clayton's cake.
Decorator 1: What can we do to camouflage the penis???
Decorator 1's Colleague: Here you go. Put this peanut on the penis. That should do the trick.
Decorator 1: Perfect!
Suddenly Princess Bride becomes much more than "a kissing book".
Haiku joy bwahahahaha :D it's too bad about the topper-the rest of the cake is decent
I think men just become desensitized seeing "it" so often is why John had to look a few times to see "Thor's hammer's handle". We women can spot such things in a flash because we don't want to be looking at it for any length of time anyway...LOL Now I've also got "found a peanut last night" playing in my head too.
@Ian You win the internets for today with that comment!
Since coming to Earth, Thor realized he had never told the others how much he liked peanuts.
@Ian: I rarely laugh aloud at these comments, but yours caused me to snort. Well done, sir!
"letting me hammer home another dong joke" ** GUFFAW **
@HaikuJoy --- love it!
"Hey! Hulk not a d*ck head!"
When looking at the cake as a whole, it *sort of* looks like Hulk has a beehive hairdo. Does Hulk have a female counterpart? There's Supergirl and Batgirl...
Anyway, then I look solely at the topper. It does look rather like male genetalia, but I am also getting a touch of cork-screw-bottle-opener-thingy, which are two things that should never go together.
That is the only hammer I have ever seen with a head on each end!
@Sendingtheclowns, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that was Pikachu in the middle.
Clearly, that's not a peanut, but the handle of a corkscrew. No doubt the cake was a movie party dessert, for showing during that 70s classic "Sounder."
(squirm, squirm, my pretties)
I was having a horrible day & really needed a laugh. Fortunately, Cake Wrecks came through, as always!! Thank you!!
Don't call Hulk "d*ck head", that juth maketh him thor!
Wow. Whoever gets hammered by Thor's special hammer is going to hurt. A lot. Ow. . . .
As a former co-worker used to say about his brother: "I guess someone was thinking with their little head instead of their BIG one, weren't they?"
I think that might be Captain Hammer's hammer, not Thor's
It really does look like someone put a corkscrew in Thor's "Hammer". Poor Thor.
reminds me of the cake we had for my son's first birthday, except our topper wasn't as... phallic.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/163062_683866928603_6417128_n.jpg
I just don't even know anymore. The cake is very nice, as you pointed out. I just thought it was for a rather... enthusiastic female fan. And as phallic substitutes go, that one is rather well made. XD
Just last night, Mom and I saw a bug in the house (not a big disgusting bug, but one that deserved to die) -- Mom whacked it with a flyswatter and I observed, "it's only mostly dead."
Princess Bride FTW!
Oh, and Uldi's comment about the peanut "riding Thor's Hammer" made me giggle. Because apparently I'm 12 today.
Found a peanut, found a peanut
found a penis la-ast night
La-ast night. I found a penis
Found a penis la-ast night...
Wait...what?
I thought the "peanut" was a cocktail wiener on top of a .... This also reminds me of that meme where the child goes: "I'm a unicorn!" to his moms friends with a dildo on top of his head...It sounds kind of threatening with the Hulk's voice in my head going: "I'm a unicorn".
is it only me or does the yellow part look like a stoned Pikachu?
How old was Clayton turning? Hopefully not old enough for that
Looks like a dildo with a peanut on top :)
I love the first comment by Ian. That is awesome.
I actually think it looks more like a cashew than a peanut :)
Okay....I normally just come and laugh and giggle over these. But today I just had to post for the first time. Perhaps this might be an appropriate theme song for the cake (....or maybe not :-) ):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcjR782RtxI ["Shake Your Peanut"]
I always did think Hulk was a d*ckhead!
Captain Hammer is now an Avenger?
@Erica:
Yeah...that ship has sailed.....
(heehee!)
=^~.~^=
@Ted C
What's wrong with the name Clayton? O_O
It's actually not that uncommon in Australia. I'm surprised at your reaction! :D)
@Just Andrea: Hulk's female counterpart is his cousin She-Hulk.
@fran_kly ~ I thought I was the only one who knew that song! (thanks a freakin' lot for the earworm!)
Poor Hulk, I thought "I'm a unicorn!" too!
@WooHoo ~ I don't suggest checking out whatsthatbug.com to find out what kind of bug it was. No, seriously...DON'T DO IT!!! btw, Thanks guys for pointing me in the direction of rainbow pooping unicorns yesterday. My nightmares had rainbow colored bugs which aren't as scary as the regular ones. O.O
And @Someone who shall remain nameless, You're forgiven :-)
Maybe he likes all of the Avengers except for Thor. He is just a d**k.
Never knew Thor's ... er ... hammer was so ... veiny.
Thanks @Netasha and @fran_kly for the return to the childhood church bus ride to summer church camp--with a decidedly un-church-like twist. I will be singing @fran_kly's version all night!
@ted C, Clayton is a respected old name here in the US south, and there is an upswing in the use of historic names like it for new babies here. I'm hoping this is a child's cake with a big mistake, otherwise it is somewhat disturbing.
I'll post something clever when I stop laughing- unless I die from laughing. :)
@Jodee -- I LOVE Whatsthatbug! Some of them are creepy, true, but some are kinda cute.
I am still trying to figure out why that peanut is on there. Lol I think I will be at it for a while trying to figure out what a wreckerator thinks about peanuts on phallic shaped things. Poor Hulk.
I believe that the peanut may actually be the leather strap on the end of the handle of Thor's hammer, it may look less wrecky from a different angle.
#unfortunateangle
@Cyberjar88: Thanks for that! I thought there was a female Hulk somewhere out there.
@Elaine: Aha!