Wednesday
Dec112013
Winter Blunderland
December 11, 2013 Those bell things
;)
Are they listing?
Yellow snow
;)
Stomach's twisting
Unusual sight
;)
He's happy tonight
Gawking in a winter blunderland.
Gone awaaay
is the bluebird
;)
In his plaaace
is a reinturd
My feeling is strong
;)
That this is all wrong
Gawking in a winter blunderland.
This is really quite the bug-eyed snowman!
;)
I'd just rather not see him around
He'll say, "Won't you buy me?"
I'll say, "No, man!"
;)
"You've even got the penguins feeling down!"
We should kiiill
this with fire
;)
I think thiiis
is expired
;)
The way Rudy's splayed:
;)
He may need first aid.
Gawking in a winter blunderland.
Let's sing the praises of Mike M., Lena C., Grainne A., Adam S., Tara K., Jessi C., Michael B., Kendra M., Dan E., and Amy N.
Reader Comments (88)
"We should kill this with fire." Bwahahahaha!!! :-D
THIS NEEDS TO BE SUNG!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE... we need audio!!
This is absolutely stupendous.
Really well done - thanks for brightening the day!
Fabulous post, Sharyn.
Don't mind me, I'm just singing along with the occasional "Ew. Ewww. Ewwwww." thrown in.
That is AWESOME!!!! XD The parody is PERFECT!!
thank you
Byrdie
I think the Poodusa reindeer up there needs to start turning
the werckerators into stone.
This is by far my favorite version of this song. If only I could
hear this one at work.
I totally just sang my way through this post. You're a genius.
Mmoooommm!!! The first cake is staring at me!
That was awesome, Sharyn! If the decorators had the same genius with frosting that you do with words, there wouldn't be a Cakewrecks. Who knows what would happen then? I guess it's best to keep it the way it is.
By the way, am I the only one that looks at the cookies with penguins on them, and wonders how anyone can eat that much frosting?
Urk, those cakes look as though they were decorated by animals with stomach bugs D:
In the immortal words of Frank Zappa: Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
LOL I lost it when you reached the "We should kill this with fire" line. Love the song!! Keep them coming!
[TRY to "hear" "Oh, Holy Night" music)
Oh, holy crap!
The cakes are slightly whining;
It is the sight of the cake wreckers' mirth....
Long lay the mess, in bins of error, whining-
And then I leered, and the cakes felt their worth...
wah-wah-wah-WAAH, and yucky yucky yucky
et-cet-er-RAH and I have HAD enough!
FALL on your FACE,
Oh HEAR the anguish RISE--ing..
The siiight's not diviiine--
This sight is NOT divine--
Oh NAWWTT dee-VIIIIINE...
Oh! Not! Divine!
=^e.e^=
I want to give that poor penguin a hug. Then I realize just how messy that would be, and I back away. Poor little guy.
The sad penguins are kind of cute. Maybe they just need a cuddle.
Omg! I agree we need audio. Brilliant! Totally made my morning!!!
Hahahahaha....a tip of Frosty's hat to you, Sharyn! Bravo!
Funniest parody song I've heard (in my head) in a while. Kudos!
And just thinking...who is going to actually eat all those unappetizing wrecks? I often wonder if those ever get sold. If so, why? If not, why are they still being produced day after day? (Le sigh!) I have much to ponder.
Sharyn, this is a masterpiece of genius! BRAVA!!!!!!
That poor penguin. I want to take him home and love him and cheer him up.
"He's Happy Tonight"
LOL -- well done Sharyn! Thanks for bringing laughs to this Wednesday.
Sharyn I love you; you are awesome! :D And yes, I will be singing this (at least mentally) all day today.
Great song!!
Make It So, Make It So, Make It So!
Brava, Sharyn, brava! That was fantastic!
Does this mean that it's open season for a Cake Wrecks Christmas Song Competition? Pretty please?!!!
That's really really well done. Unlike those cakes.
Hahahahahahahahaha**gasp**hahahahahaa
I just love you @Sharyn! Nice job @sending! I sang my way through that one too!
Wasn't there someone one time that recorded one of @Sharyn's songs and posted it for our listening pleasure??? That really happened, right???
Love.
The first cake looks like it's yellow legs and feet, wearing brown flip-flops.
brilliant!
Reinturd.....omfg this is gold...pure uncut internet gold :-)
"Gawking in a winter wonderland",Perfect!
Love the song!
And the penguins!..."I realize just how messy that would be' ha ha!!
OMG you definitely need to sing this!! I nearly spit tea all over my laptop at "reinturd." This is one of your finest. :)
I don't comment all that often, but I absolutely busted up at "reinturd". I am totally going to have your version stuck in my head when my students attempt to play this at our holiday party next week...
Ha! Perfect! "Winter Wonderland" came into the radio just before I started read this!
Brilliant, as usual, Sharyn. Thanks for this!
I was singing along till I got to "reinturd" and I burst out laughing. :D
I totally read this singing. A big round of applause for the lyricist!
I say a lyrical Video is what is needed here. :)
'Kill it with fire'.... Love your page!
You have no idea how amused I am; I sang that song in my head as I went along.
Kudos. *claps*
Hahaha, does anybody else think the penguin looks kind of like "Wheezer' in Toy Story 3? (or was it 2?)
That was awesome.
I need to figure out a way to work the word "Reinturd" into my everyday vocabulary. The whole post is hilarious
Grading these exams,
remembering to exhale,
I am the penguin.
Ya got me at "reinturd"! Guffaw!
Sharyn, you are amazing. I sang my way through it and it will haunt me, as it is better than the original. I also want to cheer up that poor little penguin!
Sharyn, I'm so glad you work for CW now. It's nice to sing your songs while looking at the pictures instead of just in the comments section. Nice Work!
Bravo Sharyn! Best ever!
And may I add:
I'm very afraid,
of the cakes that they've made
Gawking in a winter blunderland.
Tears! I am laughing so hard I've spit tea on my keyboard. I'll be singing this all afternoon, sans tea mishap, I hope!!
+1 Interwebs for "reinturd." It not only perfectly describes that...thing, it fits perfectly into those wonderful lyrics. Inspired!
Reading this while getting a pedicure bc it's my birthday and who wants to be at work the day they turn 30? Just scared the poor girl making my winter feet more merry and less nightmare before Christmas from my sudden outburst of laughter. Thanks! I'll send in my amazing nightmare before Christmas birthday cake for a Sunday sweet!