A Mary Sing-Along
August 31, 2012 (In case you need a refresher:)
Iiiiit's....
Stupid-gobs-of-frosting-turned-into-a-scene-of-grossness
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Can’t the wreckerators tell when something looks atrocious?
This is not a cake that would be served by any hostess!
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Stupid-gobs-of-frosting-turned-into-a-scene-of-grossness!
So many times when I buy cakes I find it quite absurd
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How often bakery frosting can look like a pile of turds
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Or oozing sores…
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or vomit piles…
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or glistening, ruptured spleens
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I just want a dessert that won't turn all of my guests green!
Oh…..
Stupid-gobs-of-frosting-turned-into-a-scene-of-grossness
;)
Can’t the wreckerators tell when something looks atrocious?
;)
This is not a cake that would be served by any hostess
;)
Stupid-gobs-of-frosting-turned-into-a-scene-of-grossness!
(Move that away a little, I'm gonna die)
(Move that away a little, I'm gonna die)
Thanks to Kelly C., Paul W., Caitlin & Nanoo, Sue W., Jennifer S., Greg K., Dylan W., Lisa T., Heidi B., Jennifer H., and the always-amazing Sharyn for the song re-write!
Reader Comments (116)
More, more! Applause! Fabulous song, horrendous cakes!
Brilliant rendition! lol ...*hurk!
Blurg...umm... wow. "Oozing sores." I think I'm going to be sick! And the "green" leaves of the "carrot" on the last cake look like baby poo. Urg...
You did something amazing-you turned me off buttercream frosting O_o
Brilliant song. Even better, someone has actually taken a fork full of the last cake. Really???
I just love that movie! <3 Oh wait...this is supposed to be about the cakes....yeah...sorry...singing Mary Poppins now, I can't see any of the horror that followed below! ;)
Is that a tooth bridge on cake #3? Hooooo!! Those turtles better watch out.
OK, this might be the best post ever! You are a delight!! You nailed the song, and those last two parenthetical phrases fit so perfectly, I started laughing out loud! Oh, and the cakes were funny, too! ;-)
OK, I went through that too fast because I was trying to keep up with the song in my head. You really need a slower song to appreciate all of the wreckiness.
"or glistening, ruptured spleens"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Best line ever!
Keep up the hysterical work!
Oh my..............
Long time lurker-first time poster-Thank you for the am laughter. Guess I know what I'll be humming the rest of the day!
Bravo!!! Encore! Encore!
I will be singing that song for the rest of the day, so thanks for that :P
Brilliant!! My favorite song and my favorite blog! Thank you for turning my very aggravating morning into lovely day, indeed!!
This made my day. Now I know that the rest of the day will be awesome.
Song--fantastic! Cakes--craptastic!
Cheeky...
The little brown pellets in the first cake look exactly like the little brown pellets in our guinea pig cage. Gross!
Love the song! :)
HAHAHa... my eyes hurt before i read today's post, now they REALLLLLY hurt!! The song really helped to keep going though lol . Well done lol .... song writer & poster, not "decorators"
Bravo. BRAVO!
Truly, inspired.
(OMG, what the heck is wrong with those decorators?!)
I love this. A lot. Well done.
Oh, rodent poo!! and chocolate genache gone wrong (did I spell that right?) I"ve never commented before, but this was an awesome post!!
Spleen FTW.
The cakes are disgusting, the song is AWESOME!!
And I now will have it stuck in my head all day.
(I especially liked the "move that way a little, I'm gonna die" part as I always had trouble understand that part growing up. Your way makes as much sense as the real version!)
So. Stinkin'. Clever!!!!
Dear me. There goes my appetite for breakfast. Ruptured spleens. Must be as painful to experience as it is to eat (and you certainly may experience a ruptured spleen after eating some of this stuff! Yikes! FDA, much?! :D) Sharyn does it again! See what Cake Wrecks has done, inspiring people to greatness!?!?! :D So happy she joined the Cake Wrecks team for this post. It's like one, big, discombobulated family! hahah
The ruptured spleens are actually a Satanic Coven of spermatozoa. I mean, where DID you think Damien came from?
Pleeeeeeease set this to music/video!!! but maybe without any dogs dying... :-)
The ad at the top of the page says it all: Bleach It Away!
That was brilliant! *insert big cheesy grin here* Love it!
Well done, everyone! (except, of course, the Wreckerators.)
HILARIOUS!
Somehow, I dont think a teaspoon of sugar is going to help.
Brava! Brava! Bravissimo!
On another note, has anyone else noticed that on the ruptured spleen cake there is one shell on the border that is backwards?
BEST POST EVER!!!
This first image reminds me of a bacterial culture plate...
This is too funny. I was listening to Mary Poppins sound track as this post popped up in my Facebook newsfeed.
Really, this may have turned me off of cake forever.
OK, not really, but if anything could it would be the baby poo "leaves" on the carrot. Ack.
Great job Sharyn! I knew you had to of contributed to the post when I read the "revised" lyrics.
LMFAO!!
Those cakes were gross and great post.. but thanks for the ear worm.. Now I will be singing that song AAALLLL day!!
Ab-so-freakin'-lutely brilliant post today!!!
Wow! That first cake with the maggots writhing around in a sewer that is strangely populated with ping pong balls- what were they going for? Eeeeeeww!!! None of them look good, but that one just turned my stomach so bad.
Sharyn!!!! Woot!
"move that away a little, I'm gonna die" Heehee! Awesome!
I agree with Persephone, I can't believe someone actually TOOK A BITE of that last one. I can only hope they seek help for their addiction very soon.
Bravo as always, Sharyn. My kids love that movie and now that song is totally different for me.
Definitely Supercalifragilisticexpiali-don't-lick.
O.M.G. I thought the oozing sores was bad till I got to the ruptured spleens! The more I looked at it, the worse it got, and I couldn't even breathe! BLECH!~
I did sing along... great post today, and quite fun, and insanely gross. lol
The second cake has eyes. It has eyes. The second cake. Eyes. Cake eyes.
And it looks hungry.
Sharyn finally gets her day in the sun! Great to have her officially on the team today. I always had trouble understanding some of the words to that song anyway. For example, I thought the line that said "My father gave my nose a tweak and told me I was bad" was "..until my eye was bad".
#1: need "like" buttons on comments. #2: i can't believe that no one commented on the turkey cake with black "stuffing" coming out it's a$$.....wonder if it is red velvet on the inside...the kind with a half bottle of food dye in it.
I sometimes think that there is no way that these are real cakes in a store...but then I go shopping and there is something like that "carrot" with brown bottom....and I just have to chuckle out loud. I know people around me think I am odd....but it is OK...I am old and can get away with odd stuff...LOVE your blogs and weren't those Threadcakes awesome?
Best. Post. Ever! I'm holding you responsible for that song being stuck in my family's heads all day, as we gathered around the monitor and all did a singalong together with your new lyrics! BRILLIANT!!!
You just made my day!! LOL!!