Why On Earth Did You Buy THAT?
July 30, 2010 
Well, ok, then.
"It beats jello"
"95% of diets fail anyway"
"Cheaper than therapy"
"It was this or rhubarb pie."
"The end MIGHT be nigh"
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Only $5.20 on Amazon! Woot! Stock up!Now, quick, go BE FUNNY. Chop chop!
UPDATE: Here are some of my favorite entries so far, in case you don't feel like scrolling through the 1000+ comments:
"Think of the laughs you'll get" - Anony 10:09
"You could always send this to Cake Wrecks" - TechyDad
"Eatable" - Kathyrn R.
"Mostly Harmless" - Cat Beiber
"Get Used To Disappointment" - Lynn
"My Other Cake Has A Witty Saying On It" - Tessa Beers
"D***n it, Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a cake decorator!" - Becky@whatslifewithoutwhimsy
"It's not as old as it looks" - Jen (3:44pm)
"I quit" - Donna
"It was this or death" - M.A.
"Think of the children" - Tracy
"Like you could do any better." - Tami
"The bananas in your cart look lonely." - Charlie's Mom
"As seen on Cake Wrecks!" - Ashley
"We only would have screwed up your custom cake order, anyway." - Julie
"Don't act like you've never settled before." - Bryan & Jessica
"In some foreign countries this is actually a compliment." - Dolores
"Suck it, Trebek." - Janebabes
Reader Comments (1396)
"It's the thought that counts."
"End of Shift"
Cake- it insinuates you care.
"Maybe the sperm balloons are a fertility omen."
"It's not 'like' your getting any thinner."
"generic cake"
-Katie
"For those who dont care enough to send the very best"
How 'bout damning with faint praise:
Not Bad
Oooh, ooh, ooh my word verification is baker!
"No cake for you!"
It's cat hair-free!
I was hungry
The bakery told me to.
The monkeys told me to.
I just got dumped.
Cake. It's whats for dinner.
I said no to the cookies, brownies, doughnuts and candy bars. So I wanted to celebrate.
better than that chocolate rice cake with carob seeds on top you were planning on making for dessert
Cake: it's not just for breakfast!
wv: burli: a nice way to describe the heft of people who eat cake for breakfast
The crack isn't THAT big.
Happy Earthquake Day!
(celebrating shifting tectonic plates around the world)
C'mon, I wrecked this cake, you can wreck your diet!
"the new salad"
or
"Health Cake"
At our office, we refer to donuts as 'health cakes', cause, you know, it makes them so much healthier.
because I like big butts and I cannot lie
"Marie Antoinette said to."
A few for you:
"Just Eat Me"
"You could get hit by a bus tomorrow!"
"Mmmm...frosting"
"The kids won't notice or care."
WV: salipsem
I salipsem a fast one with this wreck.
"Crack Kills"
-Denece
You could get hit by a bus later.
Because the crack down the middle matches my broken heart.
or...
To prove that this day *could* get worse.
It's better than a fork in the eye.
it's cheaper than a divorce :)
THE CAKE IS A LIE
Why the %#*& not?
Suggestion:
It was cake!
"Shut up and just eat it."
You want sprinkles.
It's red dye, not blood.
It was this or meatloaf.
Cuz your husband forgot to pre-order.
It still tastes OK!
Derp... cake.
Failcake 1/2 off!
-Ethan
"It's what all the cool kids are eating"
OR
"Like your going to think up something better?"
"5 second rule!!!"
jnj2214@aol.com
WV: deroph (I swear)...I derophed the cake but put it back into the box in under 5 seconds, LOL.
Oh, another one.
Hey, starving children in China would love this!
You didn't ask for votes on the comments, but "It's Still Cake" and "Now Dolphin Free" both made me laugh out loud.
"It's almost past it's use by date" amirite?!
"it's what's inside that counts" or "it's what's 'underneat' that counts" or "i've had better"...that's all i got for now. :D
At least it's not a CCC.
"Don't feel bad, it's not your fault!"
"(it doesn't affect the flavor)"
"Happy Home School Coop Sizemoligy (sp?) Day"
It fit the budget.
They're going to smush it in each other's faces anyway.
It was the only thing left that wasn't a CCC.
Day-Old Cake. Must Sell. Half Price.
"This is all you're getting."
"Oops!"
"It could have been that vegetable you hate" (and they'll probably spell it "vegeble")
"Contains absolutely no fungus"
"Stock up now for your next holiday/celebration/emotional catastrophe"
"It's (probably) not poisoned!"