Friday
Jan082010
Funny Business
January 8, 2010 NOTE: Getteth thine kiddies hence! (Translation: today's post is not for the youngun's!)
These clowns seem pretty excited about their cupcakes.
No, I mean really excited.
No, no. I mean REALLY excited.
"Oh! Uh. Hi, guys. Heheh. So, what's up?"What are we doing? Who - us? Uh...nothing? Yeah, nothing. Nothing at all. Sooo....yeah. Listen, can you close that door again on your way out? And turn the Jimmy Buffett CD back on? Thanks. Yeah. You, too. Ok, then. Bye!"
"So I says to her, 'hey, baby, don't let the tiny clown car fool you; it's not the way you throw the cream pie, it's the way you put the tutu on the dog!' And she was all, 'What?' and I was like, 'never mind.' Yeah."
And then, just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...
Something like this comes along:
Whatever you do, DO NOT click on this picture to see it full size. Srsly. Don't do it.[whistling]
Ok, now that you've clicked on the picture to see it full size - care to join me in a "I could've gone my whole life without seeing clown tinkle toys" scream? Groovy.
AAAAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!
Keith R., Will B., Jane O., Amy F., & Nicole V., I nominate "tinkle toys" as the new clown-bits euphemism for 2010. Any seconds?
- Related Wreckage: Coulrophobia Cakes
Note: The tinkle toys in the last picture were supposed to be buttons. Pink buttons.
Reader Comments (265)
Re: #3
But wouldn't Cupcake-Humping Clowns be a great name for a rock band?
Well, really...How did you think they got the creamy filling in those?
Flesh tone a no-no. No-No. NO. NOOOOOO. Augh, tsk tsk, wreckerators. Shun. Shuuuuuuun. P.S.~~ Jen, whadda ya say we kill it with fire? Huh? Huh? :D
That last pic made my eyeballs burn. I am not kidding.
There are no words.. seriously... *wipes the scarring image from brain with a trowel*
So I follow Dana J. Gould on Twitter, and literally five seconds after checking out this old post on CW, I went to Twitter and his latest tweet was: "There's nothing like a clown with a boner to remind you that you're having a nightmare."
I seriously about crapped my pants, since this is an older post so that tweet probably had nothing to do with it BUT SERIOUSLY THAT MANY CLOWN PENIS REFERENCES IN ONE SHORT PERIOD OF TIME, WHAT DOES IT MEEEAN??
Augggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!! I made it full size!!!! Dear god where is the bleach!?!?!?
i looked at the full-size version!!!
scarred for life...
I just want to see the red "three-legged" clown walk on stilts. You're welcome for that visual ;)
As for the straight-jacketed lil cupcake clowns with tinkle toys... I love 'em! hahaha I (even before I clicked the pic and found the tinkle toys)was cracking up just at the thought of clowns in straight jackets.
X72ryiz
OMG. I clicked it. Bad mistake. I was just to go to bed, too.
note to self..next time follow the instructions.. arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
........put out my eyes!!
AAAAUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eye hurt. I has it.
wv remody = Nothing can remody the eye hurt.
The clown picture no longer is linked to a full size version D:
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. I have laughed until I have cried!