Friday
Jan082010
Funny Business
January 8, 2010 NOTE: Getteth thine kiddies hence! (Translation: today's post is not for the youngun's!)
These clowns seem pretty excited about their cupcakes.
No, I mean really excited.
No, no. I mean REALLY excited.
"Oh! Uh. Hi, guys. Heheh. So, what's up?"What are we doing? Who - us? Uh...nothing? Yeah, nothing. Nothing at all. Sooo....yeah. Listen, can you close that door again on your way out? And turn the Jimmy Buffett CD back on? Thanks. Yeah. You, too. Ok, then. Bye!"
"So I says to her, 'hey, baby, don't let the tiny clown car fool you; it's not the way you throw the cream pie, it's the way you put the tutu on the dog!' And she was all, 'What?' and I was like, 'never mind.' Yeah."
And then, just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...
Something like this comes along:
Whatever you do, DO NOT click on this picture to see it full size. Srsly. Don't do it.[whistling]
Ok, now that you've clicked on the picture to see it full size - care to join me in a "I could've gone my whole life without seeing clown tinkle toys" scream? Groovy.
AAAAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!
Keith R., Will B., Jane O., Amy F., & Nicole V., I nominate "tinkle toys" as the new clown-bits euphemism for 2010. Any seconds?
- Related Wreckage: Coulrophobia Cakes
Note: The tinkle toys in the last picture were supposed to be buttons. Pink buttons.
Reader Comments (265)
"Tinkle" Toys, eh? I guess that's the 'other' thing we could be watching the clowns do here...
There must be porno movies like this somewhere. But I'm definitely not going to find out for sure.
Ahhh!!!Just just reinforced my fear of clowns!!!!
On another note, would you want to eat cake with GOBS of frosting??
This is the real horror story of clowns-- Stephen King has nothing on these bakeries.
Excuse me while I reach for the brain bleach.
Why would naked clowns need pink buttons??
whoever did the last cupcakes should go to cupcake jail. srsly.
Oh, MY! I have never laughed SO hard at one of your posts in my life! (And that is saying something, I assure you!)
Also, I completely agree with anon at 10:21:
"I second the Tinkle Toys moniker, but I pray that it never has to be used ever again. That was beyond disturbing!"
They look like sumo clowns! Why oh why would they include those parts on a cupcake? Who wants to eat that kind of cupcake?
I nominate "putting the tutu on the dog" instead!! rotfl
p.s. Still singing "War Cake" today. Thanks a lot...
This was hilarious!! Thanks for the laugh! I love you guys!!!
Mwahahahahahahaha SNORT ahahahahahaha snort snort snort..
That was the funniest .... hahahahaha
Buttons. .... ahahahahaha
pink...fleshy buttons...
ahahahahahahahaha
Do you ever wonder if the "decorators" actually make these mistakes on purpose? Who in their right mind would BUY these cupcakes unless it was a special order? I can just see it now........Oh, Martha those poor clown cupcakes didn't sell, so I now have free cupcakes for a week!
Shudder..............:(
Now I remember why I, like so many people, find clowns so horrifying!
Ack! Bad clown!
I'm really hoping those naughty clowns are the most disturbing thing I'll be seeing today.
But it's a big city.
I will *never* eat a creme-filled cupcake again!
My retinas! Not even staring at the sun helps.
What was seen can not be unseen!
OMG!! Those are not buttons. No way.
Amy B-H
I am so sorry I looked.
Thank you. My fear of clowns has reached an all-time high!
Boss: What?! Are those clowns naked?
Decorator: Oh, goodness, no! They are wearing fat suits, silly.
Boss: Uh, then what is with the little pink, uh, "thing"?
Decorator: That's the pink zipper, of course!
Boss: Oh! Good job! Carry on then, carry on.
oh man the word Tinkle Toys is already taken...
Apparently you put it in the urinal and take aim.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/59975121@N00/2231324278/
Well that was.. lovely.? Pink buttons you say? lovely.
Ignore my inability to use the English language correctly. It was those er lovely pink buttons that didn't seem to need pants to er stay in place.?
:( What? No g-rated today? *sniff* not funneee..
What a bunch of of deranged clowns!
I mean, "Derated."
X-rated?
isnt it so appropriate they are wearing straitjackets?
This was the PERFECT birthay post for one such as me! I had quite the laugh!
Thank you!!
wv: dipro
The clown didn't need dipro because he had di cupcake.
I am trying to picture those pieces of art on display in our local Wal-Mart bakery. Holy moly.
Tinkle toys!
*snerk*
WTF is up with the green gummy worm on the otherwise-nice chocolate cupcake in the background of the photo??
@ Jenn 12:09--
I was thinking they would have polka-dots, or maybe be shaped like balloon animals, but apparently not. More likely to have some dreaded clown STD instead.
"Those aren't sprinkles?!"
wv: misalur--- when you find yourself initially 'alured' by something that turns out to be disgusting instead. Like clown cupcakes.
Maybe if the clowns were'nt FLESH COLORED with pink buttons, there wouldn't have been such an issue. Is it really that hard to mix up a new color of frosting before piping those bodies?!
Not to pick nits, but - could that just possibly be a misplaced apostrophe in the Note? Nah, couldn't be.
What on earth were they thinking? Were the flesh-colored dabs supposed to be hands that gravity dirtified?
HAHAHA! WHAT? WHAT? Wow! Just, wow.
ROFL!
the last one... omg. In addition to the obvious, it also looks like they are naked and squatting on the cupcake. I do not want to eat that. If it's chocolate cake, I DEFINITELY do not want to eat that.
THAT was the most hilarious post EVER! OH MY GOD....Your dialogue on the one BEFORE the porno ding-a-ling clowns was PRICELESS!!!! I am going to find a way to fit that into something I say in my day. I am.
"Hence" means "to here." Perhaps you meant "thence"?
totally gonna date myself but...
Coed Naked Clown Cupcake making!!!!
(yes, I was a teenager in the 90's when these t-shirts were all the rage)
It wasn't the "tinkle toys" that got me. It was the elaphantiasitic arms and legs, The Elephant Man arms are especially tragic, since they can't reach the...
...no no no. I dare not go on.
Noni
vw "mentate" Shades of Dune.
Oh. My. Goodness. "I Don't Understand!!" (imagine Ryan Reynolds voice in the Proposal). Flesh colored icing--never a good idea.
turkey clown headed cupcakes wrecks need action too, just saying, don't hate on the playerz
wv: tifev
tiny lovin clown fever -slang for, well, you know
Sweet Mother Mary.... what in gods name!?!? AAAAAHHHHHHHHH.
I thought that maybe they were folded hands in the last picture although that did seem a little odd
This just makes me hate clown decorations even more! Bleck! Who thought this would be fabulous to put on cakes?
Buttons my buttocks - that's an employee who's sniffed just a bit too much icing sugar having a laugh. And if you need your own Tinkle Toy, they come in twin packs and I can get you one at our local supermarket ;)
WV - Dentelov. What you're showing by eating a clown's icing Tinkle Toy
Well, the clowns' toys are funny but the clown in the middle certainly looks like he is pointing at the guy to the right. Hilarious!
And those are definitely not buttons......
Funny, I sort of like cupcakes now...
Based on what else we've seen going on in this bakery, I'd wager that's not a gummy worm, per se.
"Tinkle toys"? THAT'S a new one! Thanks, Jen! Can't wait to start teaching that one to my 3 year old nephew ;)
Man, now I'm REALLY afraid of clowns.
Nudie clown cupcakes? Seriously? I can't even begin to imagine WHY anyone would want that...
While I can easily imagine most of these to be happy and delightful Dead Clown Cakes, in the last one I can't get over the huge muscles and the fact that all the clowns appear to have their hands tied behind their backs.
Way too funny!
Linda
http://mrsjaybob.com
What.... The.... Heck?
Um, wow. Those cakes could seriously scare kids and make them hate clowns forever.