A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)
November 19, 2009 
Frankly, Carianne, I don't think I can top the genius of the pun that is 'batter up', so I'll just quit while I'm ahead.
PS: Take that, Failblog.
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Reader Comments (163)
OMG. Those are the most phallic looking "bats" I have EVER seen. Truly. Somebody didn't even try NOT to make them look like penises.
Hmmm, a wang and a turd....who WOULDN'T want that cake?!?
Becky
Well at least they didn't try to ice the 'bats' in wood tones. 'Cause we all know how that would look.
RECIPE FOR A WRECK
ingrediens: poop, phalluses, poop phalluses, ccc (ptooey), puntastic label, baseball 'diamond', and two balls.
Bake at 350 for 25 minutes, serves 12 uncomfortable looking people standing at arms length from the table, whipering to eachother, "is it just me, or...?"
So instead of diamonds, we've had triangles and ovals. Now a CLOVER? are you kidding me? This is supposed to pass as a baseball cake? oh wreckerators, you've got to be kidding.
Not to mention the wonky bats are a little phallic, especially since they are so much smaller than the balls! scale, anyone?
The wonky CCC clover of baseball despair!
Penises made of poop. How appetizing!
Oh my goodness. The...bats, I guess they're supposed to be? The one on the left looks like male genitalia, and the one on the right looks like...umm...
Wrong on so many levels.
I can deal with the suggestive "bats." But why do they have to put the word "moistest" on the box? I hate that word. It's up there among the worst words ever, along with "sixths."
oh.
dear.
lord.
i'm blushing and it takes a lot nowadays to accomplish that!
wish i could think of some clever baseball/sexually-related innuendo to insert here. but i'm hard pressed to think of one.
this wreck is definitely a home run!
Let's see, what's wrong with this cake?
- it's a CCC (ptooie!)
- it doesn't look much like a baseball diamond
- the "bats" are poopy-looking
Need I go on?
FAIL on many, many levels.
WV - legrin: What a French person has on their face when they're happy.
At least it's moist.
hehehe
The combination of "decoration," your pun, and the label reading "The Moistest Cake You've Ever Tasted" - I don't think I could make myself eat this, even if the alternative was the coiled-poo-hound cake.
Poo bats! GREAT!
It's moist because nothing can get through the wall of icing >_<
WV: extert. "Put some extert icing on that cupcake monstrosity, we don't want it drying out!"
Oh good, a poo penis lying in a bed of grass. It's a hit!
Sadie
Is "moistest" even a word? It just sounds weird...
A misshapen four-leaf clover with baseballs and poo-flavored dog bones*-- if that doesn't turn out to be the moistest (?) cake I've ever tasted, I'll want to know the reason why.
* Yes, I know that the dog bone on the left is subject to another interpretation, but please don't tell me about it.
Holy chocolate penis, batman!
I'm sorry, that 'thing' on the left is surely NSFW.
Oh. my. goodness.
What worries me most is that it's "The moistest cake you'll ever taste!".
Ew.
Can't. Stop. Laughing!!!!
For me, the best part about this is the label reading "The moistest cake you've ever tasted". It just leaves too many disturbing thoughts goign through my brain. Out damned thoughts, out I say!
Left over from Saint Paddy's Day too! Yum Yum!
Not to mention "The moistest cake you've ever tasted!" Pretty suggestive, too.
I was looking on in horror until I saw the "the moistest cake you ever tasted!" and cracked up!
Really, why would you put that out for sale!
Oh good lord! Where to begin...I'm with Becky on this one.
hmmm those shapes are definitely not bat like and more like phallus's or even turds.... so funny tho.
.....poopdick
Oh the joy Cakewrecks brings each morning.
I think this cake is positively influencing my diet plans as it's made me a little sick to my stomach.
OOHH Poo and Penis on a mutant shamrock leaf! I dread to think why its moist...
That one on the left just CAN'T be an accident. It looks nothing like a baseball bat, and everything like a penis. I think some grocery store's been cake wrecks-baiting!
I *love* that it says "moistest cake you have ever tasted".
Yeah, I bet it's the moistest cake you've ever tasted too, for all the wrong reasons.
Looks like bases on balls.
I'm so glad to find out that I'm not the only one that sees those "bats" as highly inappropriate! jajajajaja
Um, there is totally a pee pee on that cake made of poop. Hahahahahahahaa
::snort::
OMG - Miranda, I was already howling about the cake and the comments until I read your take on poopdeck - then I lost it and tears started streaming!!!
That is definitely a penis. That's an on-purpose penis.
It's "Hammer and Penis," the new flag of Belarus.
The "bat" on the right looks like something in my cat's litter box...ewwwww!
those browns thing DO NOT LOOK LIKE BATS!!! WTH!
No, no, don't give me one from the sides, I'll take one of the balls inst . . . um, actually, I'm just not very hungry right now.
At least they were resourceful in recycling their St. Pat's Shamrock cake in time for baseball season (or maybe a little early?) Lucky it was green so they could make it "sporty."
Judging by the scale of "bat" v. ball, it could have been leprauchan-inspired. Right, Tiny?
ugh, poo-....oh, Lord, I can't go on; this is a family-friendly page. I have to go gargle my eyeballs now.
A phallic poop on a green cake labelled moist...I'll just have a dry biscuit instead if that's OK...
(I think I just cleared up a couple of those 'bats' while walking my dogs.....)
Yep, I see peepees and doody.
wv: expolin
This wreckorator's got some expolin to do!
Oh, my goodness. I can't believe the decorator couldn't see that!
Well, at least there are 2 balls...
Hey Jen, I'd just like to say that I have enjoyed Cakewrecks since the moment I found. I remember the first day of looking through your archives a laughing for a good 2 hours minimum. And while there were some inappropriate cakes, but usually they were very mild and you took care to give us a heads up before showing the picture, I just simply glossed over them, but lately it seems unfortunate that these even more disgusting cakes seem to be becoming the general rule, and I don't find them very funny.