Batter UP!

Frankly, Carianne, I don't think I can top the genius of the pun that is 'batter up', so I'll just quit while I'm ahead.
PS: Take that, Failblog.
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Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)
Frankly, Carianne, I don't think I can top the genius of the pun that is 'batter up', so I'll just quit while I'm ahead.
PS: Take that, Failblog.
- Related Wreckage: Freud Would Have a Field Day
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Reader Comments (163)
Wacky fallic poo-bats!! My favorite!
Now there is certainly SO very much wrong with this cake... but what about that great label? "The Moistest Cake You've Ever Tasted!"
Yes, its the poo-bats that make it moist. They're fresh.
Since when is baseball played with a pickaxe and male genitalia?
I don't EVEN want to know how it got to be the Moistest Cake Ever.
{{shudders}}
You know, on that last cake...
The combination of the phallic bat and the "moistest cake you've ever tasted" label is making my mind go places it REALLY doesn't want to go.
Somebody please pass the brain bleach.
Ah, I see, its ugly because someone has ALREADY tasted it! How else would they know its the moistest one ever? Yeah the poo willies really add to that.
EDIT: "mogishn", as in "get that monstrosity out of mogishn"
Stop! OMG...STOP! I can't...breathe...the laughter!
The poo! That HUGE balls (compared to the poo wang!) hahahaha
I think the funniest thing about this is the label on the package that reads: The Moistest cake...it's cupcakes all glumped together with scary colored frosting, not a cake !
Sharleen
"The moistest cake you have ever tasted."
Nice reference to the left...
it looks "moistest" i mean, the iceing is shiny.
Umm. I'm thinking it's baby batter.
Is that turd base?
Im having a hard time with controlling my laughter! OMG have no idea if its a penis or crap so that makes it ten times better!
I find it incredible that no one ever catches the sticker on these cake boxes. i used to work at the place where this cake cake from and "moistest" is not a word. I love it.