Hey, Bebeh
January 8, 2009 "Girl, you lookin' fine. Why don't you come over here, and give daddy a lil' sugar?"
"Check it. I've got a spiky polar-bear-skin rug for us to lounge on, and some suh-weet champagne glasses the size of water coolers. I even put on my navy blue tighty-whities, 'cuz I know how much you dig those.
"What's that, kitten? You like the light blue ones better? No problem."
[patting rug] "This cracked concrete floor is hard, baby, but not as hard as...er...my...devotion to you? Yeah. Yeah, that's it. Hey, kids! What are you doing in here? Amscray, will ya?"
"That's better. Now, where were we? Ah, yes, talking about how lucky you are - or at least how lucky you're gonna be. [waggling eyebrows] Aww yeaaah. This sea I'm lying in is the ocean of my love, and it's all for you, girl, it's all for you. [wink wink]
"What's a matter, doll? Still not convinced? How 'bout if I do some leg lifts?"
"My sticker may say 'yellow', pudd'n, but this here treat is pure chocolate, if you know what I'm sayin'."
I don't know about you, Aimee T., Lisa C., J.B., and Becky B., but I am definitely in the mood - for cake.
Reader Comments (323)
oh my, I had that cake for my 16th birthday!! Thanks mom for the rockin' cake and years of emotional scaring!!!
Did no one else see the "Bettis getting old" mistake? Betty's not the only one getting old. Her friend's misspelling and punctuation errors are too.
Omg that's the funniest thing I've seen all day! Love the commentary! ROFL!!!
my mother got me one of these for my 16th bday....sigh..
OMG I have had one of these hunks for years and did not realize he had such a high profile pedigree. He used to live in my kitchen in the fruitbowl along with the apples and the avacados which refused to ripen.Last year I began taking him on adventures and the rest is history. FruitBowl Tony now has his own FaceBook page. I am sure he will be referencing your blog in the future with his usual braggadocio
I don't know which is better, this post or lynettepleasant's comment.
Also, do these cakes remind anyone else of Ken from Toy Story 3?
What the heck is the name on the third cake???
This blog is absolutely awesome! And these cakes are atrocious! great mix! bahhahahaha....keep doing what you do :)
I just had more images of Austin Powers...Groovy Baby!
WOWWWW!
this is the Funniest Website Ever!!!
I just discovered this site last night and I haven't stopped laughing yet! :D -
but my favorite so far still has to be the "Congratoletionsj Jamij on your blandle OFJOY !" - I laughed so hard I cried - my cat actually came to check on me last night because I was wheezing and gasping so much - I've started off again just thinking about it! I'm weeping while I'm at work and I can't catch my breath...
when (if) I recover, I'm going to send a link to this site to every friend I have!
CRIPE! That first one looks like it should be called Romancing the Sheep! I guess these are groom cakes? Then-it would go really well if he rented a movie dubbed in Rosanne's show-Romancing The Bone. It went over REAL well for Dan that night!
Next thing you know he'll start doing the wiggle. WIGGLE,WIGGLE, WIGGLE, WIGGLE, WIGGLE YEAH! DO THE WIGGLE MAN! yeah,um no I DO THE WIGGLE MAN! really? well, good for you mister lmfao.
so glad when i did this cake for someone it looked better than these >no offese to the ones who did this cake<.. i made my bear have a cute face and ears lol!! oddly enough the girl pickd it out for her birthday party!!! i thought it was going to be a bachlorette party or something along those lines!
I don't think the last guy is doing leg lifts. I think he's performing the move that allows him to fart in someone's - anyone's - general direction.
Is it just me, or does anyone else notice the disney princess napkins in the background of the first picture???!!! What parent in their right mind would give their little girls a naked man cake for their birthday???!!! they shouldn't be thinking about the sort of stuff yet!!!
Could it be some sort of reference to Sergey Veremeenko, the Russian Oligarch? . . . http://www.kyivpost.com/guide/people/documentary-looks-into-day-in-life-of-russian-billionaire-327122.html
This cake. Is best cake.
And OBVIOUSLY, this is all from the same bakery who's townspeople "appreciate" this Ken on the marshmallow bearskin rug because they KEEP ORDERING THEM!!!! Whyy????????
I don't understand, why does the run look like a winged maxipad? Is he lying on a feminine hygiene product?? Why?? Who designed this cake??
Also where can I buy one????
Why are there... so many of these?
Cheap Action Figure + Dead Yeti = Nightmare Fuel
Such easy but delicious looking recipe. Love the cake design and flavor in these especially. Wish I could use in our picnic.
"DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS"