Hey, Bebeh
January 8, 2009 "Girl, you lookin' fine. Why don't you come over here, and give daddy a lil' sugar?"
"Check it. I've got a spiky polar-bear-skin rug for us to lounge on, and some suh-weet champagne glasses the size of water coolers. I even put on my navy blue tighty-whities, 'cuz I know how much you dig those.
"What's that, kitten? You like the light blue ones better? No problem."
[patting rug] "This cracked concrete floor is hard, baby, but not as hard as...er...my...devotion to you? Yeah. Yeah, that's it. Hey, kids! What are you doing in here? Amscray, will ya?"
"That's better. Now, where were we? Ah, yes, talking about how lucky you are - or at least how lucky you're gonna be. [waggling eyebrows] Aww yeaaah. This sea I'm lying in is the ocean of my love, and it's all for you, girl, it's all for you. [wink wink]
"What's a matter, doll? Still not convinced? How 'bout if I do some leg lifts?"
"My sticker may say 'yellow', pudd'n, but this here treat is pure chocolate, if you know what I'm sayin'."
I don't know about you, Aimee T., Lisa C., J.B., and Becky B., but I am definitely in the mood - for cake.
Reader Comments (323)
OMG! I laughed my ass off at this. Absolutely hilarious.
This has to be one of my favorite posts!!! :) I can't stop laughing at the oddness of it all.
So...where can I get me one of them puppies? :) LOL
Danielle D. you almost made me puke. At 7:30 in the morning. On a Sunday. Thanks. :(
Word Verification: conau Con au of these people simply not manage to make a good cake. You know, like ones WITHOUT Mr. Big Sexy on top?
OMG Bakery Crafts needs to update their merchandise. My store isnt allowed to sell this guy or his leading lady!
Great commentary Jen! Fabulouly funny as usual!
My hubby was looking at me as I was LOL and just shaking his head.
Linda
Definitely one of the scariest post I've seen on this blog! Why do I hear the Flight of the Conchords in my head when I read these captions??
So very scary.
FLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK! i can see why this one has SO MANY COMMENTS! holy crap! i was peeing my pants!! lmaoaoaoa!
LEG LIFTS!! i DIED!! lmaoa!
OK.. so i just googled to see what the hell is up with those cakes and i saw more pix.
http://www.fortheloveofsugar.com/sitebuilder/images/SexyManCake-448x334.jpg
and here you can BUY THE CAKE KIT with INSTRUCTIONS included!
bahahaha
http://www.bakingshop.com/bc/cakes/icx-ck-47.htm
OMG.
OK, as Jen Lancaster would say: I've just laughed myself in to a pants wetting asthma attack.
God, you are funny.
How to Catch a Predator...
Jen you are the bee's knees.
I thought the cake was hilarious when I sent you the 1st picture but man...you made it THAT much better...you're hilarious!
I NEED to know where you get this cake from. I LOVE IT!!! I have a friend's birthday coming up and she needs to have this. lol
This cannot be Burt Reynolds. Not enough HAIR!!!!
That has got to be one of the funniest things I have ever read. You have no idea how much I appreciate your humor and your blog.
Erin, oh, my gosh, that is one UGLY baby!!!! It is a baby, isn't it???
wv: trefeat... C'mon, bebeh, have I got a trefeat for you...
OK, that commentary had me a-gigglin'...
Perfect.
Who's bringing the courvoisier? Anybody?
Is Chocolate Love lying on a Stormtrooper??
Word verification ulabint. Dunno WHAT she bent, but she must have been pretty strong...
Anyone notice the Disney princess napkins in the first one? I really hope this cake was for a little girls birthday party!
A couple of commenters have said they want to make a "hey bebeh" cake of their own, well now you can!
I found this, and thought I'd share...ready, set, wreckerate!
http://www.bakingshop.com/bc/cakes/icx-ck-47aa.htm
laughed all day because of this post!
:) hahahahahaha
Do they all have to be on top a bear rug???
OMG just hilarious!!!!
tnk god for this website.
I laughed so hard I nearly fell out of my chair! The cakes are not only hysterical but the narration - OH MY GOSH - Girl, you are SO FUNNY!!!!!
OMG LOL! I'm sorry but the first one looks more like he's laying on the Abominable (sp?)Snowman. The last few look like he's saying,"Hey, look what I just killed- booty call, anyone?"
Now pass me some of that cake ;)
I am in *tears* from laughter! Your commentary is just tooooo much! LOL
I am just in shock at how many mostly naked men laying on polar bear skinned rug cakes there are out there in the world.
Is it just me, or is the guy talking like Boba Fett on the Robot Chicken Star Wars special?
Ah. Just me then.
I did not make the bearskin rug connection until you said it. Up until that point, I thought there was a yeti lying face-up on the cake.
I haven't laughed so hard in ages - OMG!
Just a minor detail, but for the dude to be laying on a polar bear skin in the ocean, wouldn't the bear still have to be alive to float?
At first, I genuinely thought the Michelin Man was giving that scantily-clad man a hug.
Does nobody else think that "Betti's getting OLD" is a slightly less than appropriate sentiment??
I wonder if someone actually paid $24.99 for that last one. Because really, it's priceless.
OMG! I saw these horrific plastic dolls in the clerance bin at Kroger and wondered what they were for! This makes that disturbing find make sense and also makes me thank God that they must have retired this cake at my local grocery store. Crisis averted.
I want one of these for my birthday. ;)
Jen, I think these may be my favorite cakes yet! Your little story line was hilarious!! WHERE do people find these things...hopefully NOT on their own birthday.
OMG. I've looked at this page like 5 times and it makes me laugh EVERY time!!! Stinkin' hilarious!
here is the kit if you want to attempt it yourself lol they show the blue background with a shaggy bear skin rug
http://www.pastrywiz.com/cakes/cake47.htm
interestingly the African-American version seems to come with a white fella too lol
http://www.pastrywiz.com/cakes/cake47aa.htm
you guys! (nsfw) http://www.johnnygoodtimes.com/archives/burt.jpg
My cake looked like this. They drew a goatee on him so he looked like my fiance. xD
LOL My husband "surprised" me with this cake a few years ago for my birthday at a party in front of everyone, I still have the glasses and the man...
HAHAHAHA! oh my gosh, my friend and I died laughing the moment we read the words "Check it." such a hilarious visual. I LOVE it!
OMG! That made my day!
OMG I was presented this same cake at my wedding shower!!! I had completely forgotten!
omg....this is possibly my favourite blog....EVER!!!!!!!!
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Apparently there's a regular demand for this cake design?
Ya know what's really creepy? There's more than one of it.
I am having an extremely difficult time reading your blog at work and not bursting out loud in laughter. Love it!
WOW, there were actually MORE THAN ONE of these things?!?!?! :O
You know that this copies the iconic centerfold of Burt Reynolds. See http://www.cinematical.com/2005/07/18/vintage-image-of-the-day-the-burt-reynolds-centerfold/
I'm crying right now looking at these cakes and reading your comments. LOL!!!!