9 Realistic New Year's Resolutions

Chances are you've all completely failed at all your New Year's resolutions by now.

Well, good! Who needs 'em? Round IS a shape! You know plenty of stuff already!
And really, if God didn't want you in debt, he wouldn't have given you so many credit cards!

So I say, let's try some realistic resolutions. Stuff that tells the world, "Hey, I'm BEING the change I want to see... in my spare time and when there's nothing better to do."

- Celebrate the little things.

Preferably with cake.

- Stop Saying "That's What She Said,"

0.o

... at least so often.

(The order was: "Happy Birthday Oliver, below that 24.")

- Drink more water.

There's water in beer, right?

- Be more enthuseas... inthusiast... positive.

Also work on spelling.

- Change all my passwords to something besides "password."

Sure. That works.

- Pluck

- Learn the names of my coworkers.

Nicknames count.

- Win more staring contests.

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And finally, for a little fun:

- Find a new hobby!

Thanks to RJ, Megan H., Diane C., Tonya, Alisa G., Julie B., Shelley M., John Paul, & Betty Ann, who thinks you look fabulous in that new blouse.

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