The Final Countdown

Look, bakers, I'll be the firth to admit I'm not so great with numbers...

...but something here just doesn't add up:

Major props for helping "Keydunce" celebrate such a special milestone, though.

The kind of milestone, in fact, that most of us will spend the next few seconds trying to pronounce.
(I'm going with "three-und." Or maybe "Thirnd.")

Hey, is it just me, or have you noticed families having LOTS of kids these days?

Not to mention getting super lazy naming them all.

(Johnny Five's sister? We can only hope.)

Ok, now you're just making stuff up.

Maybe if you skip the number superscript all together...

Nope.

Well, bakers, I guess you're just going to have to spell them out. That way there's no chance of any of these piddly little technical errors, you know?

I don't... how could... WHY... Oh, never mind.

Happy Liberation Day, Kanaan.

Thanks to Kajal, Kailey S., Anony M., Moira B., Beth M., Tyffani C., Alison U., & Crystal T. for putting two and two together... and getting all sixes and sevens. (That one's for you British mates. Smoochies!)

*****

Do you shop Amazon? Then how about clicking through my affiliate link to shop? Visiting Amazon through that link will help support the site, and costs you nothing. Thanks, guys!

And from my other blog, Epbot:

Sox It To 'Em

Eileen's hubby Ralph is a big Red Sox fan, so she asked the bakery to put that on his birthday cake.

And just to be safe, she reminded them that "Red Sox" is spelled with an x.

(Can you guess where this is going?)

NAILED IT.

You can always trust Peter Venkman to put into facial expressions what you can't.

Thanks to Eileen P., and hairless pets. WEIRD.

*****

Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.

And from my other blog, Epbot: