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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

HE SEES YOU: A Holiday Horror Story

[movie announcer guy]:  

This Christmas... 

get ready...

for a one horse...






Run as fast as you can...

[insane giggling]


And don't go outside:



And never...




"Oh, thank goodness we found you, Santa! ....Santa?"




"He's not real. He's not real. HE'S NOT REAL."


 "He's... right behind me, isn't he?

"Great. Juuuuust great."



[child singing]

He sees you when you're sleeping

He know when you're awake

He knows if you've been bad or good,

So be good...


 ...OR DIE.


Thanks to Erinn M., Aymara A., Gene H., Ben & Janelle, Chandria D., Zach R., Ann H., & Shannon S., who better watch out, and they better not cry, because wusses get left behind.


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Reader Comments (13)


December 18, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMindy1

Fortunately that Teddy Bear cake has no arms to grab me with. He can only stare.

December 18, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterLynne

1) Is this a teapot covered with icing and flotsam?
2) Someone forgot to tell the gingerbread man that stripes and plaid don't go together.
3) I think this is the em-spoor-er penguin.
4) It looks like this is where the penguin did his business. Those poor snowmen don't know what's about to hit them.
5) Poor Santa. Someone stuck some pine roping right under his nose and it's aggravating his asthma.
6) Mrs. Frosty is crying because her husband became a victim of climate change.
7) I wonder what Mr. Snowman did to get on Santa's naughty list?
8) No Christmas this year. The Bumble came back from his Florida vacation all tanned and fit. Then he got hold of Santa, ate him and stuck his head on a pike. He's saving the reindeer for later.

December 18, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMike

The 'toes" on that teddy-bear-cum-Santa resemble human fingers! Ee-yii!

December 18, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterLady Anne

I will dream about that gingerbread man tonight. I will wake up screaming.

December 18, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterFM

Thanks for this - it makes the family holiday get-together look absolutely fun and friendly in comparison!

December 18, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterSusanD

The teddy is terrifying. So is scalped, bleeding Santa.

December 18, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterDeb

This reminds me of the Weird Al song “The Night Santa Went Crazy”, long a staple in our house (yeah, we’re weird; we also always watch “A Wish For Wings That Work”, which nobody’s ever heard of either. “Wings, Mr. Santy Claus, I need new wings...”)

December 18, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterSaraCVT

It’s like Chucky reborn as the Gingerbread Man. Brr!

December 18, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMike

I kinda like the Gingerbread Man. I'd eat him.

But those eyes! [shudder!] They have to go. I don't like peppermint candies, anyways.

December 18, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterDances With Lasagna

Well say bye bye to any sleep if that gingerbread man or scalped Santa appear in my dreams lol. Wreckerators don't need a plot for a horror movie just keep making these horrors and that will do it.

December 19, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

That psycho bear has surprisingly small hands.

December 19, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMorag

Poor Santa. He tried to deliver toys to the Apaches.

December 19, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterThe One who remains nameless

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