Hawaiians Weep Tonight
OK, everybody! Sing it with me!
We-e-e-e-EE-EE-e-e-e-we-oh-mum-a-weh
We-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-we....
What does
that saaay?
A wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh
In the bakery, the mega bakery
Hawaiians weep tonight
In the bakery, the mega bakery
Hawaiians scream in fright.
A-weeee-e-e-e-eeeeee...
... flip-flop dismaaaaay.
A-weee-e-e-e-eeeeee...
... Those. Aren't. Okaaaaay.
Near the village, there's lava spillage
They may not last the night...
Near the village, the gummies pillage
Hawaiians flee their plight.
A-weeee-e-e-e-eeeeee...
... beach disarraaaaaay.
A-weee-e-e-e-eeeeee...
... throw that awaaaaay.
[wailing and instrumental solo]
Hush my darling, don't dare, my darling
That pineapple's not right...
Hush my darling, don't stare, my darling
HAWAIIANS WEEP TONIGHT.
HEP HEP!
Aloha OY! to Anony, Deirdre, Susan K., Melissa V., Lisa & Kate & Rob, Sophie J., Karen H., Alyssa B., Patricia M., Samantha M., And Christy J., for braving their various bakeries to send these to us. It's a jungle out there.
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Reader Comments (57)
FABULOUS
Favourite line EVAH: 'near the village, the gummies pillage'
aaand now its an earworm.
Lol throw that awaaaaay haha
Dear cakewrecks, you owe me a pack of Depends...that post made my day! I'm sitting here doing that wheezing laugh, like an old man, and now I gotta pee.
Please make a song! It would be like "what's this", but awesomer!
I seriously just peed myself! It's after 1 am, and I woke up my husband by laughing and springing from the bed in hopes to make it to the bathroom in time! I need more!
I love that last cake, it looks like me on a bad day!