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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Monday
Apr072014

Hawaiians Weep Tonight

OK, everybody! Sing it with me!

We-e-e-e-EE-EE-e-e-e-we-oh-mum-a-weh
We-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-we....

What does
that saaay?

A wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh

 

In the bakery, the mega bakery

Hawaiians weep tonight


In the bakery, the mega bakery

Hawaiians scream in fright.

 

A-weeee-e-e-e-eeeeee...

... flip-flop dismaaaaay.


A-weee-e-e-e-eeeeee...

... Those. Aren't. Okaaaaay.

 

Near the village, there's lava spillage

They may not last the night...


Near the village, the gummies pillage

Hawaiians flee their plight.

 

A-weeee-e-e-e-eeeeee...

... beach disarraaaaaay.

 

A-weee-e-e-e-eeeeee...

... throw that awaaaaay.

 

[wailing and instrumental solo]

 

Hush my darling, don't dare, my darling

That pineapple's not right...


Hush my darling, don't stare, my darling

HAWAIIANS WEEP TONIGHT.

HEP HEP!

 

Aloha OY! to Anony, Deirdre, Susan K., Melissa V., Lisa & Kate & Rob, Sophie J., Karen H., Alyssa B., Patricia M., Samantha M., And Christy J., for braving their various bakeries to send these to us. It's a jungle out there.

*****

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Reader Comments (57)

FABULOUS

April 10, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterStoich91

Favourite line EVAH: 'near the village, the gummies pillage'
aaand now its an earworm.

April 11, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterHoraldo

Lol throw that awaaaaay haha

April 12, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterEm

Dear cakewrecks, you owe me a pack of Depends...that post made my day! I'm sitting here doing that wheezing laugh, like an old man, and now I gotta pee.

April 15, 2014 | Unregistered Commentermandy_Reeves

Please make a song! It would be like "what's this", but awesomer!

April 17, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterElli

I seriously just peed myself! It's after 1 am, and I woke up my husband by laughing and springing from the bed in hopes to make it to the bathroom in time! I need more!

April 19, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterChristina A.

I love that last cake, it looks like me on a bad day!

September 17, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterPatent Attorney

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