Open Mouth, Insert... Shoe?
Her cake business, I mean.
That is, her shoe cake business.
Um...er... Yeah.
So, how 'bout them camera angles?
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Her cake business, I mean.
That is, her shoe cake business.
Um...er... Yeah.
So, how 'bout them camera angles?
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Reader Comments (74)
Oh gosh... Seriously? If I were the cake maker, I would have asked for a second opinion on the looks of that thing!
DK @ http://sweetsbyd.blogspot.com/
I was thinking the same thing what DarkPrincess had said!
Wow. I need to wash my eyes out now. You guys never cease to amaze me and make me laugh! Where do you get your wit from?! I need me some of that!
Lovely ballet slipper. :)
There's a joke about the movie Black Swan here, somewhere, but I can't come up with it.
It's a sparkly canoe. The sparkly stuff attracts fish. You don't even need a rod and reel and hooks and stuff... just sweep up the fishies with a net. It's a very humane way to fish.
Look, I'm trying. At least give me that.
DarkPrincess...bravo! I am also deep in the gutter! Except that im concerned..are those "12"s or "21"s? Im not even sure which would be worse!
The only "shoe" that even remotely resembles is a beat up ballet slipper-and even that's a stretch. Who did this and what were they thinking?? D:
blink blink
wha?????
HOLY CARP
-Barbara Anne
wv: nocak
Nocak should ever look like that!!
No matter what angle you look at that from.. I would still run away laughing hysterically. Sorry but if that is what a "shoe" looks like I will walk barefoot from now on. Evil wreckerators sneaking body parts on cakes again.
Old enough to get genital piercings?
HAha! The code for posting my comment was "calit"...
Anonymous at 10:42 PM said:
>>The only "shoe" that even remotely resembles is a beat up ballet slipper-and even that's a stretch.<<
Ow.
Don't say stretch.
wv - boons.
Set-ups like that are boons to cheesy jokers like me.
Ever hear the phrase "Glitter is the herpes of crafting supplies"?
wanna eat that cake out?
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outSIDE i mean, on the porch, really! i swear!
I'm having flashbacks of giving birth...and expecting to see a little head pop out of that "shoe."
I thought it was Van Gogh's ear if he'd been to a piercing salon.
Oh God.
Oddly enough, I just read advice yesterday saying not to bedazzle that area. Not that I was looking for advice on that, but apparently someone was.
I guess that advice doesn't apply if 'that area' is made of cake.
*agog*
I asked a coworker, she said Mexican hat...
yiota
It's va-jazzled!
There were 69 comments when I read this post. *snicker*
... (Wheels in mind turning and smoking)... Mermermer... What the heck is it!? And why is it covered in gray pearl thingies? Sigh. No more sprinkles after 8pm for me.
-B
Someone said it looked like a canoe. Well, not sure about that, but I can definately see the man in the boat.
***hahahahaha***
Sorry, I couldn't resist!
--Bhakti
Jacobi, I know you won't see this, but I laughed SO hard at your comment!
i thought it was a tongue at first...with at lot of piercings. 0.0 no way i would guess that was a shoe.
w/o the pink thing it would have been a cute cake.