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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Do You See What I See (184)

Tuesday
Apr302019

This SHOULD Be NSFW, But... Nope

Minions, you ever get the feeling your baker has a one-track mind?

I mean, Sweet Stay Puft, the only way this could be more obvious is if it came with a tunnel and a Playgirl subscription.

(Also there's a caboose joke in here somewhere, I just know it.)

 

Then there's all the sports stuff! C'mon, guys, you're not fooling anyone with your "scoring" and "hole-in-ones" and "dribbling down the court," which Google tells me is an actual sports thing...

...and also a pretty accurate description of whatever's happening here.

 

o.0

Nope. Not touching that one.

 

We all like to think graduates have a good head on their shoulders, but then again...

... we don't usually have to specify how many.

 

Still, it's nice to know that if someone wants an ACTUAL cake phallus, we can trust bakers to provide something that is almost, but not quite, exactly unlike a one-eyed trouser weasel:

Wow.

The grassy patch and bubbles are inspired.

::head tilt::

Though by what, I have no idea.

 

Thanks to Samantha A., Tanya S., April W., Miranda, & Tiffany V., who thinks her bakery needs to make more Thomas the Train cakes to beef up on their ding-a-lings.

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Wednesday
Mar202019

Sorry, Kermit

Someday we'll find it
The rainbow...
Erection

The lovers [SMIRK]
The dreamers
And me!

 

Thanks to Myra D. for proving rainbows really do have nothing to hide.

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