John's Birthday Suit
November 2, 2010 It's my birthdy! And by "my" I mean it's john (the hubby of Jen)'s birthay. Granted, I don't usually speak of myself in the third person (unless I'm in the midst of seduction [which, admittedly, rarely works (but John never knows unless he tries!)])...but...um...where was I?
Oh, yeah: It's my birhday!
I originally wanted to write about those Canadian Nazi carrots you can buy at Epcot, but then I figured I'd just show you a bunch of misspelled cakes, so my own misspellings look international. Because I'm crazy like that. And giving. Yep, John's a giver.
[eyebrow waggle]
I believe it's spelled "Shirk." And since I did avoid seeing the last movie, this kind of works.Isn't this called an oxymaroon?
Although if you roll the "r" while reading it out loud, you'll sound just like Sherk! Go on. Try it.This one also seems a little contradictionary:
"Stop that right this second! Don't make me pull this event over!"And since you long-time Wreckies know how fond I am of Earth Day cakes...
Listen! Do you smell Epcot?And finally, this is not a cake, but I've gotta say...
...I pay way more for Jen's pasties.Hm? What's this? Jen's telling me "pasties" are also British meat pies.
John thinks she's trying to tell him something. [eyebrow waggle]
John also would like to know why Jen rolls her eyes so much.
[duckface]
[Barry White music]
Awwww yeahhh. Mmmmmmm, baaaby. John knows what you want:
In fact, because I'm such a giver, we're going to give stuff away every day this week, with even *more* give-aways on Facebook. Who loves me? Who is it? Oh yeah, it's you. Mmmhmmm. Happy briday to ME.
Check tomorrow's post for the winner's names, and also for your next chance to win stuff. Also watch the CW Facebook page this week for more chances to win exclusive CW pin packs and assorted goodies.
Reader Comments (768)
Happy Birthday John!
Bow chicka wow wow......or as my kids would say "brown chicken brown cow!" ;)
John,
You and Jen are two funny (did you notice the pun?). I love following the cake wrecks pictures and your witty comments. And since my birthday is two days from now... (not sure where Steve's going with that).
-Steve Jones
I hope you have a harppy dey. From a Canadian Nazi carrot peeler...
*Singing seductively* Happy birthday to you... you live in a zoo... you write real nice blog posts... *SCREACCCCCHHHH* crap I have to get back to work, productivity = 0 when you and Jen are seducing us with your business socks!
Hhhhaappy buhrthday to you!
Hhhhaappy buhrthday to you!
Hhhhaappy buhrthday Mr. Cakewrecks!
Hhhhaappy buhrthday to you!
Imagine the breathy voice of Marilyn singing it to you.
Now you can speak in third person.
Happy Brithday Jhon! :)
How YOU doin'?
"The sexiest comment"
:-D
Happy, happy birthday!!!
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Surely, this MUST be the SEXIEST comment posted. I already have the book, but a signed (by both of you, of course!)copy would be totally awesome! A calendar would be awesome, too, though.
Hapy Birday, Jhon!!
Happy Birthday John! I'm too sick to think of anything sexy to say (my hubby stayed home to help take care of me and our 2 year old daughter, who is also sick). We all have to get better because hubby's birthday is this weekend and I'm going to have to come up with something sexy for him!
Free CW stuff would be a great present for me, I mean him!
WV: chall - I'm sure that is sexy to a southern boy like my hubby, but I'm not sure what it means.
Happy Birthday Johnnnn :D
I would bake you a cake but I'm in Australia (feel free to read this in an Australian accent... mate)
Hope you have a wonderful day :3
Chloe Hunnisett
Epi Burfday, John!! :)
~Shelly
Oh, Jen, I wish I was your hypotenuse so I could get between your legs...
how's *that* for sexy?
Happy Birthday John!
I'm a seexy sexxy post, ya. *eyebrow waggle*
Can I have some stuff, Pleese?
A great fruit cake recipe -
You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whiskey.Sample the whiskey to check for quality.Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again.Make sure the whiskey is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whiskey. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window, check the whiskey again and go to bed.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
A most Heppy Birthdey is wished to you John.
Puns are for children, not groan readers. :o)
Happy Birthday!! Enjoy your pasties :P
A most Heppy Birthdey is wished to you John.
Puns are for children, not groan readers. :o)
You say it's your birthday????? It's my birthday too! Happy Birhtday to YOU! Lou Ann Walker
My birthday is a week from today! November is such an awesome month.
Also, I've eaten pasties. They were delicious!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Happy birthday, John! You guys never fail to make me laugh. Every day. It really perks me up some days.
Happy Birthday John, you sixy thing! (Wait, it is your 60th birthday right??? I will have to ask Jen about the jury verdict on the sexy decision!)
Pasties, one dollar, pay at waistband.
Happy Birthday.
JOHN FOR PRESIDENT! OR CONGRESS! OR WHATEVER!
Pasties ("Paas-tees" with the "a" sounding like the "a" in "apple") are British. They are a very common food item in Michigan's Upper Peninsula, where many Cornish immigrants settled in the late 1800's & early 1900's due to mining. They contain beef, rutabaga (or turnip), potatoes & onions in a crust. They are delicious! As with all things that have been Americanized, variations abound. From the time you head north over the Mackinac Bridge or cross the border from Wisconsin into God's Country (the U.P), you'll find pasty stores, pasties on restaurant menus, and churches and schools that do pasty sales as fund raisers. You really should look into this delectable delight!!
Hoppy Birtday Fred
May you wrap your lips around everything you desire!
Happy Birthday! Now pass those pasties this way.
Woot! Happy birthday! I must tell all my friends to offer giveaways near their birthdays, so they can get more greetings :).
Awesome idea John ;)
Tomorrow is MY birthday! I should totally win something. Sherk would want it that way!
May your carrot jockey never leave you for a plastic man on a frosting rug!
Happy Birthday John! Have fun in your Earth Day suit!
Pickmepickmepickme!
Happy birthday, John!
John,
I would happily cradle your third person to my heaving bosom, or possibly my heaving besom, which might actually be broom. Like all good wreckerators, I'm much too lazy to look it up. But that's the only thing I'm lazy at, if you get my drift, baby.
Inez S.
Mmm delicious meat filled pasties...my favorite :p
Hippy Birtday!
OOOOh, John, I just love a man who's good with his hands! (and by that I mean you are a pro with hand held power tools ;-) ) My husband and I are working towards building a house in a few years and I want pretty much everything decorative inside to be either recycled, antiques, or DIY projects. I love seeing all the stuff you guys do and CakeWrecks cracks me up! You both rock, Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday!
Here's a nice bottle of red for you, where are the party favors?
Ahaha, that's awesome. Hippy Berthday Jawn. Daisies!
happy britday, jhon!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEEK!
I mean...*husky voice* Happy Sexy Birthday Week *wink wink*
Husky voices are sexy right?
- RamaOtster. The Totster Overn.
John, Have great birthday, filled with "presents" and lots of "joy" with lots of people! Enjoy your "Cake" but let other people Enjoy your "Cake"! Don't be a "Cake" hog.
In other words, Courtney Hopes John Has a Great Birthday! ;)
Happy birthday, John!
Feliz Cumpleanos John! Que tengas un buen dia llena de pastel! ;)
Happy birthday!
And pasties...that's all I have to say.
Happy 21st Burfday!
Love having my dose of cake wrecks early in the morn!
P.S. Are the calendars for sale? Would be such a great gift for my cake-making friends. =)
Happy Birthday John!
It's my birthday today too! :)
yay!
~Nikki
Happy Birthday John!
ok ok...sexy comment huh...
Maple Syrup...Hockey Scars... Snowshoes...Flannel...
Wait, what? Thats only sexy to canadians like moi? ...then I go nothing, sorry
Pasties on Meat Pies and celebrating Ear Day. Did I really read that or am I just seeing what I want to see?
I bet you sure look cuuuuute in your birthday suuuuit!
Happy birthday John!! (I want the signed book!) :)
Dynelle -Mn
Happy Birthday
Pasties, a duck face, and John! Oh my! Happy Birthday to the awesome hubby of JEN :)