John's Birthday Suit
November 2, 2010 It's my birthdy! And by "my" I mean it's john (the hubby of Jen)'s birthay. Granted, I don't usually speak of myself in the third person (unless I'm in the midst of seduction [which, admittedly, rarely works (but John never knows unless he tries!)])...but...um...where was I?
Oh, yeah: It's my birhday!
I originally wanted to write about those Canadian Nazi carrots you can buy at Epcot, but then I figured I'd just show you a bunch of misspelled cakes, so my own misspellings look international. Because I'm crazy like that. And giving. Yep, John's a giver.
[eyebrow waggle]
I believe it's spelled "Shirk." And since I did avoid seeing the last movie, this kind of works.Isn't this called an oxymaroon?
Although if you roll the "r" while reading it out loud, you'll sound just like Sherk! Go on. Try it.This one also seems a little contradictionary:
"Stop that right this second! Don't make me pull this event over!"And since you long-time Wreckies know how fond I am of Earth Day cakes...
Listen! Do you smell Epcot?And finally, this is not a cake, but I've gotta say...
...I pay way more for Jen's pasties.Hm? What's this? Jen's telling me "pasties" are also British meat pies.
John thinks she's trying to tell him something. [eyebrow waggle]
John also would like to know why Jen rolls her eyes so much.
[duckface]
[Barry White music]
Awwww yeahhh. Mmmmmmm, baaaby. John knows what you want:
In fact, because I'm such a giver, we're going to give stuff away every day this week, with even *more* give-aways on Facebook. Who loves me? Who is it? Oh yeah, it's you. Mmmhmmm. Happy briday to ME.
Check tomorrow's post for the winner's names, and also for your next chance to win stuff. Also watch the CW Facebook page this week for more chances to win exclusive CW pin packs and assorted goodies.
Reader Comments (768)
Happy Ear Day!!! Bring on those pasties!
Oh John, those eyebrow waggles...I can only imagine them with a tilt of the 70s porn mustache I see you sporting...
Do I make you horny baby; do I?? Eh??
"Happy Brithday" John! Hope its' Greet!
-Laura M.
Felicitious birth anniversary!
Eat your carrot riding baby with joy and humor.
Vavoom!
Happy Birthday John! You did a Greet Job!
Happy Birthday John!
Hoppy Birfday Jon!
Mony Hapy Retums.
Hey, Aramis Troche- yesterday was MY birthday too! What happened 9 months ago?
Either way, happy b'day John!
Happy irthday, John! Thank you for brightening our unbirthdays, everyday. ...The editor in me is celebrating by ignoring misspellings and adding some of my own, so menny appy returns to you! That's a pretty good present, eh? EH?
wv: wudizatu - the best misspelling of 'birthday' I've ever seen.
pasties are delicious! Hapy birthday!
it's my birthday too!
i believe john and i should combine our forces of nov 2nd-ness to stop the politcal ads and phone calls.
that is our present to the rest of you.
you're "welcome".
~m
Yesterday was my birthday! There were wardrobe malfunctions with many pasties involved!! ;)
Hey baby, how 'bout you bring those pasties on over here. What? these aren't pies! I thought you'd bring pie. ;-)
Have a Happy Birthday Anyway!
~Erin
Who sure does love her meat pies...*sighs* and thinks wistfully of New Zealand.
Happy birthday, you great big hunk of cheesecake! Wishing you a year full of carrot jockeys and baby cake...
Happy birthday! Always sherk maroon pasties ... I've heard they're liable to carry a wrecked gene in them somewhere!
Happy birthday John! Always sherk the maroon pasties ... I've heard they're liable to carry a wrecked gene!
Ros said...
"Okay, sorry about this but, being Irish, I have no understanding of 'pasties' beyond the meat-and-potato-pastry-thing. Would anyone care to explain? I feel I am missing out on the joke."
In Britain, Ireland, Canada, and some parts of the U.S., a pasty is something like http://www.barnettfare.co.uk/cart/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=6" rel="nofollow">this .
But in the U.S., the more common meaning of "pasty," and especially the plural, "pasties," is something like http://www.sillibee.co.uk/images/products/ling_1737_rd_bg_M.jpg" rel="nofollow">this
or http://www.nightshadecorsets.com/accessories/pasties.htm" rel="nofollow">these .
Thus all the hilarity over the name.
I Voted!! (now, that is Sexy!!)
Oh, and Happy Birthday Week!!
CHayes :o)
"comment...comment" purrrrrr.....
Happy BJ!
Yeah, that stands for "Birthday John." What were you thinking? ;)
Hugs,
Becca
I'M SO SEXY TOOOOOOOOOOO! Pick me, pretty please!
Kittens and rainbows (and poorly-spelled cakes),
Kelsae
Hey, it's my daughter's birthday this week as well! She likes her half-birthday better though, this year I'd made her a cannibal meatcake with little meatcup villagers. It was awesome.
Happy Birthday John --
My husband also was disappointed when I said I was bringing pasties home for dinner and I'd show up with meat pies from the bakery.
Happy Birthday! In honor of the occasion...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coIv4gwXlIo&feature=player_embedded
Dear John, For your birthday, I'm frosting my epcots with nazi pasties so your carrot can jockey to Canada and back! Want me to blow out your candle for you? ;)
HAPPIE HAPPIE BIRFDAY
FROM PASTIE PIES TO YOOOOOU
I WISH IT WERE MY BIRFDAY
SO I COULD WEAR THEM TOO!!!
Hey John, it's MY birthday too! Hope you're having a very happy birthday.
(p.s. pasties are delicious, would you prefer cheese and onion or Cornish?)
How gracious you are on your Birthday!
May your B-day be filled with Pasties and Cake ;)
Umm, this is a little weird, since I'd be more qualified to make such a comment for Jen, but John, I really want a book. I like books, so, I'll check my pride at the door, ready? Okay:
You can really frost my cake! Oh, you hot cake guy, you know how to make icing HOTT! Let's have a slice of your creamy filling and why don't we add some ice cream for a little more fun. I think your carrot jockey is showing, cupcake! don't forget to blow out the candles! Happy Birthday!
ugh, I feel dirty.
You must have been waxing poetic on the "Happy Ear Day" cake...*sorry*
Hope you have a GREET Day!
Happy Birthday and thanks for sharing the cake, John! Congratulations also on sharing a birthday with my niece, who is a pretty rockin' 10-year old today!
Happy birthday, John! I hope you get your carrot jockied. *eyebrow waggle of my own*
Also, it's my birthday too. No foolin'.
I don't know about you, John, but meat pies are the kind of pasties Laura wears... happy birthday!
Laura
From one saxy Scropio to anthre, hapy brithdy!!!!! Did I get your pasties all hot and bothered???
Have a greet birfday
And a very happy briday to you, John (hubby of Jen)!!!! I wonder if you can get some pasties for Ear Day, too.
I'm, too sexy for your cake, too sexy for your cake,
Cake's going to leave me...
I'm too sexy for your wreck, too sexy for your wreck,
So sexy it hurts!
And I do my little turn on the CAKEwalk,
Yeah on the CAKEwalk, on the CAKEwalk,
Yeah I shake my little tushy on the CAKEwalk...
That's enough. :-)
~ Cynthia
Happy Birthday, John! Many more, and lots of cake - with sprinkles.
I used to work at a pasty (soft "a") shop in the UP of Michigan (I am now a vegetarian and make my pasties with tvp - and rutabagas). I used to get the giggling and eye-rolling about "pasties" all the time!
I am wearing my "sexy" face. If you were stalking me, you would be able to see it right now!
Happy Birthday John! Its my husband's birthday too. Great day for winning something!
Today is my son's birthday. He's 8. Yeah, I know, it's not sexy, but since y'all seem to share the same sensibilities, I thought I'd chuck it in anyway. So, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ETHAN!!!!! Oh, & John.
I always like to cease the Ear Day and enjoy a few pasties after doing a greet job on that awesome Sherk cake while thinking of wishing John a sexy birthday!! Have a good one John!!! I hope Jen gets you the wreckiest cake she can find!!
Happy Birday John. Hope Jen gets you some meat pasties ;)
I hope you have a Greeet Birthday John.
Pamela
Were the pasties on sale for National Breast Cancer Awareness month? It would only stand to reason. $1.00 pasties with every mammogram. YES!!!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday John!
A very sexy Happy Sexy Birthday to the Sexiest Male Sexy Cake Wreck Sexy Blogger!
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Happy Birthday, John!