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October 28, 2010 I thought it couldn't get any worse. (At least not legally.)
I
saw
this:
Michelle M., I am never eating meatloaf again.
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Reader Comments (274)
WOAH! nightmares.
Oh holy bleepedy bleep! What the...? What's worse? The blank, soulless, staring eyes? The bacon diaper (don't get me started on the wrongness...it so does NOT make that better)? The (((gulp))) *meat* baby?
Horror! Terror! BLECH!!! ((shudder))
Bacon diaper... oooh yum. *gags*
Oh wow.
That startled me.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*takes breath*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ack! I'm blind! I'm BLLLIIIIIIINNNNNDDDD!
I think this belongs on Meatloaf Wrecks, not Cake Wrecks ;)
WV: gurni "Somebody quick get a gurni, this one's not breathing"
NO WAY!!! THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!!!!WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!
I think it's funny, actually. Amusing.
Maybe I'm sick, LOL!
What does it look like after it's baked?
I wonder.
I'm so weird!
*cries* Why??
"Never eating meatloaf again"... I'm toying with never eating ANYTHING again... at least, not tonight.
I guess you could name it "Chuck"...
Gross. Just gross.
just because you can doesn't mean you should...
my friend just made this his profile pic on fb. i think he actually LIKES it...shudder...
Baby Gaga.
Re: the link to the other baby meatloaf--that one was actually kind of cute, and I thought the head on the lettuce was really funny. But it wasn't realistic at all. The one here. . .I may have nightmares!
wv casmo. . .Make a baby meatloaf realistic, casmo realistic it is, the less you'll eat and the skinnier you'll be
Isn't the saying "Never SHAKE a baby"? Now there's "Never BAKE a baby"?
Wait..that's not a real baby? *Phew* Carry on, then.
The lack of pupils bothers me more.
Meat. Loaf. Baby. Bacon. Diaper. *headdesk*
I am here to tell you it's possible to barf and laugh at the same time.
WHAT THE EFFIN' CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? THAT IS SO GROSS!!!
Er. Yikes.
I have no particular fondness for babies (although I don't find them objectionable), and I don't eat meat. This is kind of a two-fer of "no".
Was this for some kind of Modest Proposal luncheon?
You know.... They were so realistic with the little fingers and everything. I have this terrible curiosity if that realism extends to what's under that bacon diaper. *shudder*
All they needed to add was green food coloring. Soylent Green is people!
I think if you served that to a family with children in it you could be arrested for child endangerment if not worse.
I know many children are ghoulish, but let's not encourage THIS sort of thing.
Good grief! Bacon underwear!
I literally just said, out loud "what IS that? who the hell even does that???". I would like to know the answers to my questions.
My God. THE EYES...The eyes are so terrifying!
Hilariously horrible.
Like I'm not sure whether to laugh or go O-O.
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!
WV: bleret. As a vegetarian, I feel I want to bleret at this horrific image. It's like a baby was burned alive, then put into a bacon nappy and is about to be put into the oven... This is *SICK*!!! I think the baker has some serious issues...
I don't get creeped out easily, but this ... thing ... bypassed creeped and went straight to freaked. BRB, I need to have a unicorn chaser to get that image out of my head.
AAAAAUGH! I have to sleep now! That. Will haunt me till the end of my days.
How could you do this to me?!
Also; LOL
ok, I need some unicorn and rainbow sparkle fairy juice to wash out my eyes. If only there were an 'unsee' button. sigh.
I never liked meatloaf. Now the next time someone asks why, I will point them to this blog post. Those eyes are just disturbing. I will never forget them...*shudders*
Well, this is a downside of free will.
Gah! That is terrifying! I have a feeling that meaty little devil will be haunting me in my sleep tonight.
MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!
I feel like it's going to eat my soul while I'm sleeping!
baby, the other other red meat!
I think the bacon diaper is what moves it into the realm of the truly horrific.
It actually looks like something out of a Junji Ito manga. I will be having nightmares.
Yucch. But still less horrifying than the hand shape meatloaf I ran across last year:
http://www.notmartha.org/archives/2009/10/27/meat-hand/
OMG
What...the....?
No nothing makes up for the tiny cocktail onions as the eyes!!!!!
AAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just to add a note to the "baking this baby" comments: When properly cooked, that bacon will shrink a lot, squeezing that 'baby's' middle until it has a wasp's waist. You could add sliced olived for the pupils of the eyes & get an alien monster to put out for dinner.
Eeeeewwww.
Glad I am a vegetarian...
I was unable to say anything other than "WHAT??? WHY??? WHY?????" for a bit there... and I still can't stop thinking it... just WHY???
And I always thought children tasted like chicken....
Maybe it's just me but it's kinda cool, well, it would be if it wasn't a realistic looking baby. It gave me a great idea for Halloween dinner....Muahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Ahhh my browser froze for a few seconds while I was scrolling down... right when the picture was centered in the frame! I think that image is burned into my brain forever.
Best cake-made-of-meat ever.
Yes, Monique, that's exactly what Jonathan Swift is talking about. And the baby is even "modest". I'm not good with horror films so hope I don't relive this tonight - shudder. Norine
When I first saw this, it looked like a suma wrestler wearing a bacon "mawashi". I wonder what it looked like after it was cooked.