A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
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Reader Comments (274)
Urk. You're absolutely right. Horrifying. How do I unsee THAT one??? I thought the Lenin cake was nasty!
WV: ussesed: What on earth ussesed someone to think that was a good idea?
Merry at Annie's Book Stop
They say Bacon makes everything better.
Gotta draw the line there! Never be able to view bacon quite the same from here on out...
LOL
That is the creepiest thing I have ever seen. WHY? Why would you make a meatloaf baby??? WHY?!?!
omg. they could have at *least* given it pupils. Wow, horrifying is right. bleh.
WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!
Well, I can name a couple of men who would enjoy wearing bacon.
Ew.
The horror. The horror.
Meat Monster.
I almost barfed my dinner out... omg. My boyfriend's reaction was worth filming, he almost jumped out of the sofa. For the love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, what were they thinking???
well, bacon underwear is a first....
OMG. That is so creepy.
Kate
www.idreamloudly.com
I think it's hysterical! But I have a sick sense of humor, and bacon is one of my favorite foods. After GOOD cake, of course.
I. Am going. To hur- *excuse me*
MY EYES!
I think I'm grateful that you didn't show it after it was cooked, though.
Wow. I am...wow. Am I most disturbed by the bacon diaper, or the unseeing zombie eyes? I do know I am disturbed.
That is just wrong wrong wrong!!
Oh my goodness...Until this I'm not sure I've ever seen anything here that has made me throw up in my mouth. First time for everything!
Oh my gosh. That's so much worse.
I'm horrified and really want to share this with most people. That's the problem...not everyone, just most people.
Sad thing is, it looks better than most baby cakes (artisically speaking of course)
Sweeney Todd had to have words with Mrs. Lovatt after she nearly blew their cover with her new marketing ploy.......
I have some friends who make a meatloaf man to eat for Halloween dinner every year. Course, theirs isn't as detailed or as disturbing because it's a man, not a baby. All they do is stick a knife in it and have the sauce oozing out. It's actually quite cool. That baby...is creepy!
That is disgusting!!!
Man Meatloaf. In bacon speedos.
Oh, this could go so many directions...
Susie
What occasion calls for a zombie baby meatloaf with a bacon diaper? I would only make this if I was trying to horrify my family into going vegetarian!
Am I the only one who wants to see what it looks like cooked?
OHMYGOSH you almost made this pregnant woman run to the bathroom and puke!!
Absofreakinlutely horrifying. Wonder what side dishes you would serve with it? Nightmare on a plate...bacon as a diaper? Kinda turns me off on bacon now...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
I think that is the grossest thing I have ever seen. - BTW - I actually attended a baby shower once with a tiny baby on the cake made of fondant (made by the dad's mother) and the mom to be was freaked out by the thought of eating a baby. Do people even consider that when they order these cakes?
I can't add anything. The title to this post says it all.
As Eben (twolumps.net) has said, "Holy Ganesh's Hairpiece!"
This is one of those times when I wish my brain worked like an Etch-a-Sketch, and that if I shook it hard enough I could erase what I just saw.
Ah well. I guess I know who's hosting the zombie party this year.
Those EYES! This is the stuff of nightmares...
Oh, the horror... the unspoken horror...
That was the hardest I have ever laughed while viewing your fabulous blog. I think that is one of the nastiest things I have EVER seen. Nasty... yet hilarious!!!
*speechless*
*searching for words*
*shakes head and gives up*
Dear GOD!
Did anyone else immediately flash to Lady Gaga in her meat get-up?
Yiiich.
NO NO NO
This is DISTURBING!
omg...my eyes! my eyes!!!!!!!
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth... My god.
Ow...Ow....Ow...my eyes are burning!
Ohmygod! Those eyes will haunt me!
I thought it was some weird new icing technique...then I realized it was meat....
Bethe
OMG!! It's bad enough that someone actually MADE such a thing -- which I simply cannot understand doing. But now they have to put that thing in the oven!!! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!?!?!
AAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!
I wish they had used boiled eggs for the eyes! That would have been awesome.
My eyes!!!!! It's eyes!!!!!!
AHRGHHHHHHHHH... I will have nightmares tonight! The eyes are the worst and most terrifying thing! Uurrghhhh...
What did it look like cooked? And what are the eyes, pearl onions?
oh. oh my.
YEARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!! That is without a doubt the creepiest thing I have EVER seen... the eyes, the baby, the grin, the hands, the bacon diaper. Must go look at pretty pictures now.