A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
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Reader Comments (274)
God. That's -- ಠ_ಠ
WHAT. WERE. THEY. THINKING?????
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*breath*ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Thank you. I hadn't yet been motivated to stab out my mental retinas with a soldering iron, now I have.
Whiskey.
Tango.
Foxtrot. Over?
WHY, OH WHY, DID THEY GIVE THE MEATBABY GLOWING YELLOW EYES?!
My eyes!!
What Lady Ga-Ga's baby would wear.
The worst part is the pearl onions they used for eyes.
No, I take it back. The worst part is that when meat cooks, it shrinks, so when this monstrosity is done it's going to look even more monstrous. Not to mention the uneven baking--by the time the torso is done, the legs and feet will be burned.
No, I take it back yet again. The very worst part comes when it's time to serve that thing. The tastiest part would be the bit wrapped in bacon. I'm just imagining someone saying "Can I have a slice of the diaper, please?"
GAAAHH! I can't believe I'm thinking about this!!
Please pass the eye bleach!
(apparently, it's already made it's way to the meatloaf baby)
Just disgusting!
Um, the babies legs are backwards. Or are they supposed to look broken? Gross.
I'm pretty sure there's a DVD at Blockbuster with this picture on the cover.
Wow...a cow died for that? LOL
Are the eyes hardboiled eggs???
UGH... it's like watching a train wreck... I couldn't stop looking at it - yet it was so HORRIFYING!
LOL It's actually quite well done, I do agree on some pupils for the eyes though, it's a little alien looking without them.
Is that what Jonathan Swift was talking about?
What does it look like cooked???
wonder what the eyes are made of...?
I'm fascinated by the detail -- they must have used a creepy baby mold, which makes me wonder all the more. And the eyes -- what are they made from, do you think? (Someone said pearl onions possibly, but I dunno.) And yeah -- what does it look like cooked? All greasy and crispy edges and sort of shrunk up and ... ew!
I think everyone is overlooking the absolutely stellar meat sculpting skills? No? That's all I've got. I always try to be a glass is half full kind of gal though...and strangely enough...I kinda do want to see the cooked version of it.
And has anyone tried the sound verification before? It's kind of frightening...
Wow, zombie meat baby, NOW I've seen everything!:-p That's just twisted and wrong LOL
I really really really really really really reallyreally want to see what it looks like after it's been cooked, and with a li'l ketchup on!
Jesus, that IS scary!!!!
So very very wrong.
@Susie: "bacon speedos" - love it!
That is so disturbing on so many levels!! Those vacant eyes are staring right into my soul......
@The Suburb Experiement: I think a better question is "What occassion *doesn't* call for a zombie meatloaf baby with a bacon diaper?!" That this is soooo awesome... and sooo gross.. I can't take my eyes off of it.
Pearl onions? I thought the eyes were garlic cloves. But I guess a zombie baby wouldn't have garlic, would it? That really is distressing..yetch.
Scarred. For. Life.
Well, I think I can say with authority that this creation...
*puts on sunglasses*
...is in poor taste.
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Is this a tribute to Meatloaf's (get it) character in Rocky Horror Picture show...you know him having been eaten and all...only he wasn't wearing bacon undies (I don't think).
WV: anifig - some people will try to bake anifig
I wonder how many people decided to go vegan after seeing that.
It kind of reminds me of the Mini-Me guy off Austin Powers. But the eyes...omg...the eyes!!
After reading through all the comments, I am apparently the only one who thinks this is awesome! lol I am a Halloween junkie and this is the ultimate in creepy food. I feel so boring simply turning my kids' mashed potatoes green.
Melissa:)
What I want to know is; if they went to the trouble of making such a horribly taboo thing as a meatloaf baby, why the decorum of a bacon diaper? Why not just go whole um...hog?
*gasp*
Those eyes...I...I...I taste bile in the back of my throat...
*gulp*
WV: hulfm: the sound of me vomiting after seeing Meat Baby
Oh my god... I honestly don't think I've ever been more horrified in my life.
You know the german expression for "having a bun in the oven"? To have a ROAST in the oven!
...eew.
WHAT are the eyes made of?!?!?
Now that is a food baby.
My Husband has spent the last two minutes laughing at this...He loves it! I'm beginning to wonder who I married!
MMmm, I'll take a slice of the head.
That is nasty! Who would even eat that - I'd feel like a cannibal - gross!!!
Cheryl
*Raises hand* Another pregnant lady that almost lost her lunch. I think you need a warning before the post. I need to go lie down now.
wv: inesang Whoever made that "cake" is inesang
wow. downright creepy. but really, what would be more horrifying for halloween than a creepy zombie meat baby?!
I thought this was a site safe for lunchtime reading. Usually there is only the risk of creating a sugar craving. And I've alreadyopened the Halloween candy. But now? Whom can I trust?
i guess that's for people who are considering cannablism but want to try it out this way first?
Most frightening thing I've ever seen.
The horrifying thing is there are more out there!!
this one shows it cooked:
http://www.quirkycookery.com/2010/01/meat-loaf-baby-with-bacon-diaper-don.html
What the..... heck! That's...uh... well...
parting thought: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!