Tuesday
Jul212009
I'm Guessing They Didn't Have a Matching Card
July 21, 2009 
Well, at least it didn't say "Happy".(And you have to admit: the glowsticks are an inspired touch.)
Mmmm, cancer rat.
Slice of dead Lenin, anyone?I mean, it looks just like Lenin's perfectly preserved corpse, so I know you're salivating already. Why, just look how excited the kiddies are!
"No, not the cold shoulder; I want a slice of the iron fist! Now quit Stalin and get me some Lenin-ade to wash it down with, or this joint won’t be getting any high Marx from me."
Ah, a little jawbone with a scoop of ice cream on the side... [kissing fingertips] magnifique!
Ellie P., Whitney G., & Ann W., I think I'm going to need a Unicorn Chaser, stat.
- Related Wreckage: Any Occasion Will Do
UPDATE: Wow, thanks for all the entries in the dead Lenin caption contest, guys! The winning caption is a combination of what Taylor, Jenniffer, the Suttons, & Anne S. wrote. Oh, and my friend Abby came up with "slice of the iron fist."
And here are a few more that made me laugh:
"Lenin cake again?" - Ivory Girl
"I said I wanted a LEMON cake." - Judy
"Well, it’s better than cancer rat.” – Chris
"Crotch, please!" - BookTender
Reader Comments (549)
The body cake reminds me of a Tom Petty video. Just can't remember which song it was...
"Can I have a slice of trechea? Can I, can I, can I?"
Hehehehe....
Wv: suphi. Wow..someone obviously was trying to speak with a broken nose here...
"but mom he's putrified!"
"But it's oozing!"
"Do I have to eat it?!"
"I have never seen a cake look like that! Is it supposed to look like that?"
"it makes me StalinGLAD!"
"Is that bone?!"
"oh you got lucky! I wanted the armpit!!"
Can you imagine getting the lips and chin???? Bleagh!
"When I die I want to be turned into a cake, too!"
"Why does Randy get the spleen? He always gets the spleen! I wanted the spleen! MOMMMMMMMM..."
"Can we please have Kruschev next year?"
"I want the drumstick! I want the drumstick!"
I want the heart...I want the heart
My caption:
"I think I saw his eye move. Are you sure that this is cake?"
Or
"I always wanted a piece of him!"
*yawn* "this cake isn't as good as Aunt Thelda's last year. At least I could ask for a gum-eyeball..."
"OMG!! HE BLINKED!"
Lenin? LENIN? What were they celebrating?
little girl: "Hey, quit Stalin and give me another piece!"
OOOHHH Can I pick my own piece??? Then I pick the nose.
I think the little girl is the great-granddaughter of the screaming guy in that Edward Munsch painting ;)
Jesus said "eat of this bread, for it symbolizes my body"
Marie Antoinette said "Let them eat cake!"
Lenin said "Let them eat cake, for it IS my body!
"Eek! Mommy said that only happens in movies!"
Also, I think the glow sticks were an inspired move, but that might just be me being weird...
Daddy, I want a piece with lots of icing- and a rose!
So I sit down for my lunch break, take a big bite of turkey sandwich, and scroll down to see... rats and corpses in cake form. Thanks for ruining my appetite!
I think she's saying " Sure, as long as there's no cream filling?"
I want the mustache!
"Ew, is that a worm coming out of his nose?"
I hear the eye is the BEST part!
-JessicaT
"Seriously? You gave Robby the carotid artery last time! This is just SO UNFAIR!"
"Can I have a piece with a rose on it?"
WV:swonde...this website is swonderfully evil and delicious
Oh, and the "quit Stalin" entry....brilliant. :)
"I'll have the clavicle!"
daddy no! I said I wanted elbow...NOT shoulder! i HATE you!
Oh my, so many things that child could be saying...
"Holy Kremlin! That's just offal!"
"Crotch please!"
"Thanks Dad! This is the best birthday party ever!"
"Does anybody smell formaldihyde?"
"Great suit, man..."
"Waiter deoderant: Fail! Fail! Fail!"
"What? No giblet gravy?"
"Did this happen to grandma when she went to heaven, too?"
"Great and Glorious Soviet Socialist Republic WIN!"
"I can't believe it's not corpse!"
"Cannibalism is fun!"
Dad: "We're commerating the Siege of Stalingrad. Grandma told me they had to result to very creative cookery for the glorious Union of Soviet Socialist Republic in those dark days of hunger and struggle."
"Down with the proletariat!"
"I want the nose piece! I don't care if James Lipton* already called dibs. Fine then, I get the cochlea."
(*see bald, bearded man behind her)
Girl: Please to give me blanket or pillow. I don't want to eat an old man's arm.
Her Father (glasses, beard, behind the server): Is Lenin! Our great leader! You vill eat the arm and like it!
(sorry for the Boris & Natasha accents - I'm a child of the 60s)
Whoever thought to make a Lenin/Han Solo mashup cake is a GENIUS
"Mmmm...Socialicious!"
"Moooommmmmmm!!!!......What are you doing???"
Little Girl: How come I have to eat the armpit?!
"Mmmmmm....Lenin! Nom...nom...nom...nom...nom...nom...."
"In Communist Russia, cake wrecks you!"
Any Eddie Izzard fans out there? Just goes to show that you don't have to choose between cake or death.
"I wanted a cake shaped like a horse, not John Lennon!"
Well....at least they aren't making me eat a Michael Jackson cake.
Look, Dada, there's a quote:
"Any COOK should be able to run the State...."
"I wanted shoulder, not some icky toe fungus!"
Well.......at least it isn't a Michael Jackson cake.
"These pretzels are making me thirsty!"
"Dead dictator cake? What a 'revolutionary' idea!"
"Mommy,they're stabbing the sleeping guy!"
"In Soviet Russia, cake wrecks you!"
I promise I'll be good! PLEASE don't turn me into cake!