Tuesday
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I'm Guessing They Didn't Have a Matching Card
July 21, 2009 
Well, at least it didn't say "Happy".(And you have to admit: the glowsticks are an inspired touch.)
Mmmm, cancer rat.
Slice of dead Lenin, anyone?I mean, it looks just like Lenin's perfectly preserved corpse, so I know you're salivating already. Why, just look how excited the kiddies are!
"No, not the cold shoulder; I want a slice of the iron fist! Now quit Stalin and get me some Lenin-ade to wash it down with, or this joint won’t be getting any high Marx from me."
Ah, a little jawbone with a scoop of ice cream on the side... [kissing fingertips] magnifique!
Ellie P., Whitney G., & Ann W., I think I'm going to need a Unicorn Chaser, stat.
- Related Wreckage: Any Occasion Will Do
UPDATE: Wow, thanks for all the entries in the dead Lenin caption contest, guys! The winning caption is a combination of what Taylor, Jenniffer, the Suttons, & Anne S. wrote. Oh, and my friend Abby came up with "slice of the iron fist."
And here are a few more that made me laugh:
"Lenin cake again?" - Ivory Girl
"I said I wanted a LEMON cake." - Judy
"Well, it’s better than cancer rat.” – Chris
"Crotch, please!" - BookTender
Reader Comments (549)
"Wow, this cannabalism thing isn't nearly as gross as I thought it would be!"
"But I wanted the goatee!"
Oh! He's a CAKE?!? Yeah, I'll just have some ice cream, thanks.
Mum! My cakes got hair in it!
That is seriously disturbing on so many levels . . . I think the little girl should be saying "Did he move? I think he moved!"
"I want to eat his eyes!!"
"Can somebody give me a hand here? Hey, why are you giving me the cold shoulder?"
I thought that modeling a cake on living beings was disturbing. It turns out that using a corpse as inspiration is so, so much creepier.
mr.ska said In Soviet Russia, mustache wears YOU!
I can't believe we got this far in the comments without an "in Soviet Russia" joke.... Which of course, naturally leads to: in Soviet Russia, cake eats you.
{Deep excited breath} "Oh! Oppressive Communism!?! My favorite! With sprinkles too? Awesome."
"Hey! Can we get a cake like that when Grandma dies!!!!!"
Or at least that's what my daughter would've said. :)
Never mind, I see the "in Soviet Russia, cake eats you" joke popped into a lot of other heads too once Mr.Ska opened that door.
Girl "This funeral is A LOT different from the one we went to last time!"
"Augch! I got a tooth!"
AHHH.... It's just cake. I thought it would bleed or something!!
"I thought you said I couldn't have a guy's tongue in my mouth until I was 20!"
"Stop Stalin and break me off a piece of that Lenin!"
:)
So THIS is what happens when you combine Marie Antoinette with Communism.
Im pretty sure the girl is saying, "Am I really going to eat that!"
little girl: "MOOOOMMMMMM, I think he's still breathing!!"
"Daddy?!"
More Flesh Please.
The girl is singing, "Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svodbodnoye, Druzhby narodov nadyozhny oplot!" (Which is the first 2 lines of the chorus of the Soviet national anthem).
I love this blog.
"NO! No, comrade! Vant little pinchy nose, not overgrown mustache. "
"Ohhhhhhhhhhh, it's a CAKE!"
Thanks for cheering me up, its raining,life is C*** and then Lenin Cake!! I really did LOL.
the little girl is saying
I want head!
when we had bunny mould blancmange my kids used to argue over the bum and the head
The girl is saying, "If he wakes up, should we stop eating him?"
Susan
Can I have a slice of Adam's Apple?...or should that be Lenin's Apple?
"Judy said...
No Mommy I said I wanted a LEMON cake for my birthday!!!!"
Best. Caption. EVER.
If my vote counts, put me down for Judy!!!
Caption:
"Grandpa? All these years Grandpa was a cake, and no one told me?"
For my birthday, can we have a grandma cake?
Why on Earth would you need a cake that looks like Lenin?!? It reminds me of the preggo woman in the tub. Both are very disturbing... Ordering a case of the unicorn chaser now!
Is it going to bleed?
Phyllis
Little girl: "OMG! Sweet! Grandpa died and turned into cake! This IS heaven!!"
I'm not easily grossed out, but that corpse cake nearly made me lose my breakfast.
I said "lemon cake!"
this was taken right before the vomit started to project out of her mouth...BLECH!!!!
Mmmmm. Cancer Rat.
Cxx
ooo ooooo I want the nose !
"I don't think you understood ... I want his 'joint'."
Unicorn Chaser...hysterical. I love that listed amongst the feel-good herbal ingredients you find GLITTER! I'm happy already!
Is it wrong that I'm hoping the dead Lenin cake is red velvet?
Lol! @ Amberella's comment :)
"Is this kosher?"
Let them eat cake!
Annie astonesthrowfrominsanity.blogspot.com
That's beyond wrecky....it's disgusting! I would eat the glow sticks before a piece of "dead man" cake. Bleck!
(singing) "Someone left the Bolshevik out in the rain ..."
My first comment was supposed to be a caption but I forgot to put the quotation marks.
So, for a second shot "Hrumph, it needs sprinkles"
"Oh, I wanted grandpa's rotor cuff"
Ewwwww, not the heart!
MUST...CRUSH...CAKE'ITALISM