Tuesday
Jul212009
I'm Guessing They Didn't Have a Matching Card
July 21, 2009 
Well, at least it didn't say "Happy".(And you have to admit: the glowsticks are an inspired touch.)
Mmmm, cancer rat.
Slice of dead Lenin, anyone?I mean, it looks just like Lenin's perfectly preserved corpse, so I know you're salivating already. Why, just look how excited the kiddies are!
"No, not the cold shoulder; I want a slice of the iron fist! Now quit Stalin and get me some Lenin-ade to wash it down with, or this joint won’t be getting any high Marx from me."
Ah, a little jawbone with a scoop of ice cream on the side... [kissing fingertips] magnifique!
Ellie P., Whitney G., & Ann W., I think I'm going to need a Unicorn Chaser, stat.
- Related Wreckage: Any Occasion Will Do
UPDATE: Wow, thanks for all the entries in the dead Lenin caption contest, guys! The winning caption is a combination of what Taylor, Jenniffer, the Suttons, & Anne S. wrote. Oh, and my friend Abby came up with "slice of the iron fist."
And here are a few more that made me laugh:
"Lenin cake again?" - Ivory Girl
"I said I wanted a LEMON cake." - Judy
"Well, it’s better than cancer rat.” – Chris
"Crotch, please!" - BookTender
Reader Comments (549)
the little girl is saying, "oh my gosh! he had a heart?!"
"Daddy?!"
blurk. ycuck. blorg.
"Woooah...this is like that class trip to the morgue! This guy tastes much better! *nom nom nom*"
The Lenin cake is disturbingly well done. Did the bakery have "Lifesize replica of Lenin's body" on their list of cakes they could do? What occasion was this for!!
The Lenin cake should have been an entry on it`s own, everybody seem to forget sweet poor old cancer rat...
No fair! Everyone gets a slice that's the same size!
1. "Stop trying to feed me your Bolshevik."
2. "In Soviet Russia, cake eats YOU!!"
3. "Oh, my favorite! Red Terror!"
4. Wreckorator to shocked family:
"Oooh. You wanted PROFITEROLES, not PROLETARIANS."
"Excuse me, but aren't you Michael Palin from Monty Python's Flying Circus?"
"i've always dreamed of eating lapel!"
"Just squirt the blood right here, baby"
No! Wait! He's not dead!
C. Bhoff
Little Girl: "Well, at least it's better than that cancer rat."
"Tastes like chicken!"
WV: unmwads - the trouser-area serving *wink wink nudge nudge* of the Lenin-cake.
Hey - I heard my mom say that she needed a piece of man meat once. NOW I understand..
I imagine the little girl saying "YAAAAAY!! Dead Commie is my favorite cake flavor! Can I get an eyeball?"
Is it sick and twisted that I hope this cake was made of red velvet? Probably.
"Is it just me, or is it extremely odd that the server looks 20 years younger than the cake counterpart we are about to indulge in...*shudder*...maybe I'm not so hungry any more. No offense, food server, but I wouldn't want to eat you...dead or alive!"
Egads,that is a horrid cake. I thought it was bad in the first small pic, I was like "dead guy....ew". THEN I saw the other pics and realized it was life sized. *shudder*
Here I thought that life sized bride cakes were gross.....
"He looks SO much tastier than the Mao Tse Tung cake we had last year!"
"Oh my GAWD! He looks like Daddy!"
Wow! He is filled with preservatives! Mom...do I like the taste of embalming?
Girl: "Comrade Lenin, your sacrifice to the proletariat...it looks delicious!"
"Lemon Creme Lenin? This is the best meeting of the Fine Young Cannibals yet!"
"There's nothing better than a nice piece of a**."
Go for the heart!
"Oooh! Raspberry filling for the masses!"
"(Gasp) His blackened heart is made of chocolate lava cake! How realistic!"
-jt
.....i have no idea what i just looked at.
Little girl in whispery voice: "I eat dead people"
Can I have the whole arm?
umm...who in the right frame of mind wanna bake and eat that cake in the first place?
Anyway, here's my caption :
"Can I have the heart please? I love hearts!"
"Mom, is this what Mr. Lenin meant when he wanted to feed the hungry masses?"
Love the glowsticks.
Nice. A corpse cake. Ugh.
~Amy B.
"Worst. 'Got Your Nose' Game. Ever"
"Who knew communism could taste so good?"
"USSRific!!!"
'I'm here to eat your brains, Lenin'
NOTL style
Little girl: I got a shoulder piece last time...NO fair!
Little girl:
"The spleen is not that high you dummy!"
communist maniFEASTo
"GOSH, I HOPE IT BLEEDS. I like it when they bleed."
Little girl comment "Oh No, my piece is an eighth of an inch bigger than your piece - that will never do!"
Miranda is my new hero for "fillet of dude".
I can totally see her saying "This is great! I'm totally saving this idea for Mom's funeral."
-Jared
"Oh.My.Gosh. That mustache is all frosting! DIBS!!!"
"No, I want a slice of his cold, dead heart!"
Oh no no no no! I wanted his HEART. Not the suit over it. I want the heart with blood dripping from it!
Caption: "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs. I need a good piece of ass..."
This reminds me of the old "Mommy, mommy" jokes:
"Mommy, mommy, I don't want to visit Grandpa!"
"Shut up and keep digging!"
"Mommy, mommy, I hate my sister's guts!"
"Shut up and keep eating!"
guy with beard and glasses behind server: "Emily, this is just like we practiced in class. Dissection is the same whether human or frog."
girl: "OH. MY. GOSH. Don't be so gross, Dad. That's not even funny... AHHHH! he's bleeding! Oh? Red Velvet cake? Yes, please."
i think she's saying..."um...yeah, i uh....*THINK* i'll just have the ice cream...(*gulp*)....THANKS, though...."
"No fair! He always gets the shoulder!"