Why On Earth Did You Buy THAT?
July 30, 2010 
Well, ok, then.
"It beats jello"
"95% of diets fail anyway"
"Cheaper than therapy"
"It was this or rhubarb pie."
"The end MIGHT be nigh"
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Only $5.20 on Amazon! Woot! Stock up!Now, quick, go BE FUNNY. Chop chop!
UPDATE: Here are some of my favorite entries so far, in case you don't feel like scrolling through the 1000+ comments:
"Think of the laughs you'll get" - Anony 10:09
"You could always send this to Cake Wrecks" - TechyDad
"Eatable" - Kathyrn R.
"Mostly Harmless" - Cat Beiber
"Get Used To Disappointment" - Lynn
"My Other Cake Has A Witty Saying On It" - Tessa Beers
"D***n it, Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a cake decorator!" - Becky@whatslifewithoutwhimsy
"It's not as old as it looks" - Jen (3:44pm)
"I quit" - Donna
"It was this or death" - M.A.
"Think of the children" - Tracy
"Like you could do any better." - Tami
"The bananas in your cart look lonely." - Charlie's Mom
"As seen on Cake Wrecks!" - Ashley
"We only would have screwed up your custom cake order, anyway." - Julie
"Don't act like you've never settled before." - Bryan & Jessica
"In some foreign countries this is actually a compliment." - Dolores
"Suck it, Trebek." - Janebabes
Reader Comments (1396)
Now why you gotta go hatin' on rhubarb?
It's cheaper than a therapist. (though I doubt they could spell 'therapist' correctly...
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
If I have to eat your mother's fruit cake one more time...
"You know you only want the icing."
Because that is the whole point of the cake, after all.
Because I wanted to submit it to Cake Wrecks.
Yummy Chocolate Inside
Beats actually having to bake something yourself. :-)
Eddie Izzard said it best "Cake or Death"
Trina
Why the hell not?
Because death seems so final.
"Cake: Better for you than smoking."
A few ideas:
"No Occassion Cake"
"Just Because"
"Share My Bad Day"
-Carrie
Der cake!!
Because you don't want to bake one yourself.
"I wanted to eat a wonky-looking cake, anyway."
And for the wrecked version:
"I wonted 2 eet a wanky-looking kake NEway...!'
Happy Friday!
-French Bean
Pink Roses but cheaper- and edible!
With as many birthday cakes that have completely passed out of my memory, I say...
"Wood u half remembird thiz f it wer splled wright?"
You can't go wrong with cake!
"It's what's for breakfast"
...or is that just me?
~Laura S
There's Crack in it.
"At least it's spelled right"
:-D
Look, we ran out of plastic crap.
"I couldn't resist!"
"You don't want this to go to waste."
or
"EAT ME."
It's still cake!
Bringing a cake means LOVE ... even if it may look like it means hate
...looks like jluidhardt and I had the same idea
"It has 15% of your daily fiber."
It's just diaper rash....
"The other white meat"
"You were never going to fit into those pants again"
Still better than a CCC!
"A Lie."
It all ends up the same color in the end.
Best line to sell a cake:
"Now Dolphin Free!"
Eat Me.
"Because I love you?"
Because I knew I'd be able to send it in to Cake Wrecks!
Underneath the ugly, I'm still cake.
:/ meh .....
Faymus kake feechurd on Kayk Rex!,!.
(translation: Famous cake featured on Cake Wrecks!)
DB
"If you think it look's bad now, wait til you see it on your mother-in-laws hip's?"
The boss said to pick up something.
It all goes to the same place anyway...
Hey, at least it has frosting!
It was asking to be put out of its misery!
WV:dedeou - Time to eat the wrecky cake, dedeou, dedeou.
When it's cracked, all the calories leak out...
Kelly K
"Pick me. The donuts aren't fresh."
(on a poo-cake)
I was having a poopy day!