Why On Earth Did You Buy THAT?
July 30, 2010 
Well, ok, then.
"It beats jello"
"95% of diets fail anyway"
"Cheaper than therapy"
"It was this or rhubarb pie."
"The end MIGHT be nigh"
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Only $5.20 on Amazon! Woot! Stock up!Now, quick, go BE FUNNY. Chop chop!
UPDATE: Here are some of my favorite entries so far, in case you don't feel like scrolling through the 1000+ comments:
"Think of the laughs you'll get" - Anony 10:09
"You could always send this to Cake Wrecks" - TechyDad
"Eatable" - Kathyrn R.
"Mostly Harmless" - Cat Beiber
"Get Used To Disappointment" - Lynn
"My Other Cake Has A Witty Saying On It" - Tessa Beers
"D***n it, Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a cake decorator!" - Becky@whatslifewithoutwhimsy
"It's not as old as it looks" - Jen (3:44pm)
"I quit" - Donna
"It was this or death" - M.A.
"Think of the children" - Tracy
"Like you could do any better." - Tami
"The bananas in your cart look lonely." - Charlie's Mom
"As seen on Cake Wrecks!" - Ashley
"We only would have screwed up your custom cake order, anyway." - Julie
"Don't act like you've never settled before." - Bryan & Jessica
"In some foreign countries this is actually a compliment." - Dolores
"Suck it, Trebek." - Janebabes
Reader Comments (1396)
Its tastier on the inside.
I NEEDED cake!
This is better than a coiled poo dog.
"Cake Cracks" in Green Icing.
Cheaper than the therapist!
"50% off the calories too"
"100% green eco-cake"
Because the only thing better than cake is cake with a little crack in it.
Because Cake won't get your pregnant!
Because Tapioca pudding looks like barf.
Eat your feelings
"Under Neat that write Got Carrot Jockeys?"
Only dropped Once!
"They said it was fat free"
Dumb pregnancy craving...
Because there's no better way to say cengrat... condralu... congratulat... congradutation... congradulations... errr... YAY than cake.
Think of the laughs you'll get
"Your son is gay" There.
Diet doesnt start till tomorrow.
Don't judge me,
It's what is INSIDE that counts!
Hey, rhubarb pie is delicious! Strawberry rhubarb pie is downright heavenly.
It's someone's birthday somewhere.
"cause it's friday"
"friday is the day of treats"
"it was looking at me funny..."
"why not"
"just because you're on a diet doesn't mean it has to be a 'healthy' one"
"cure for anorexia" (please don't kill me on the pire of political correctness)
Cracked, just like you.
"This is chocolate"
LeAnna Nicholson
$7.99 or best offer
Classic (Alice in Wonderland): Eat Me
It's not too pretty to eat.
It's cake! Do you need a reason?
What else were you expecting from ShopRite?
"Better than nothing, I guess."
I'm not sure it that would sell, but at least it's definitely not false advertising.
Broken cookies don't count nor do ugly cakes = #epicwinforthediet
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Cake break! (get it? get it?)
At least there's no poo on it.
"it's only 1 day past expiration."
"Meh..."
Here's mine: "Oh, like you need a reason."
Or: "It's What's For Dinner. And breakfast. And lunch."
I'm sorry...
It was all my FAULT!
"I'm broke"
with or without the apostrophe! ;)
~Carrie Phillips
This is not the cake you're looking for!
~Amber
If you come to a fork in the cake, take it.
It didn't fall on the floor.
Flaws are a feature!
"It tastes fine."
"I've felt better."
"It's my last day"
Amyzon
It's not delivery.
"It looked better in my imagination"
Because it's time you came out of the closet, Frank.
Eh. Who cares? It's cake!
"Hey, you could always send this to Cake Wrecks!"
~you don't rate
~this is all you deserve
~broken cakes need love too
~failcakes need love too
Because I care.