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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Song (51)

Monday
Jun252018

HEY JUDE, Don't Bake It Bad

When I find my cake's in times of trouble

Cake Wrecks Jen, she comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom:

"Let it bleed."

 

And when my flower's oozing darkness

 

Or icing balloons spring a leak:

Cake Wrecks Words of Wisdom:

Let it bleed.

 

Let it bleed

 

Let it lean!

 

Let it seep,

 

Then let us see!

Cake Wrecks wants to laugh, too

So let us see.

HEEEEE!

 

Happy World Beatles Day!

Thanks to Sarah, Brandy R., Michelle L., Diane B., Adria P., Lisa J., Valerie O., Lisa P., Kerinsa M., & Ann for helping us COME TOGETHER for a DAY IN THE LIFE of wreckage IN MY LIFE. You CAN'T BUY ME LOVE, but you can buy cake, which is sort of the same thing.

Oh, almost forgot! John wanted me to include this for extra smiles today. Enjoy!

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Thursday
Jun212018

It's A Von Trapp!

Go ahead, sing along...

 

D'oh! A deer, a wrecky deer:

 

Rays, what has your baker done?

 

Steve, a name, I call my Elf:

 

Fa, the way the frosting runs!

 

So, I think the bee is deeead.

 

La, I can't hear you, no nooo!

 

Eee! This dog fills me with dreeead!

 

That will bring us back to...

NO! No, no, no...

 

How do you solve a problem like a Cake Wreck? You send it to us! So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, and THANKS to Naomi Z., Robert B., Crystal, Rachel N., Mary J., Rob S., Claire B., and Sarah M.

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