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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Song (51)

Friday
Jan052018

Like A Bridge Over Troubled Icing

[A group of Wreckerators, some in frosting-smeared aprons, walk on stage and begin to sing...]

 

When they're leery

Feeling small...

When tears are in...

... their eyes,


Why not buy them all?

All on one side...

Ohhhhh
'cause spa- cing's tou- ou- ough...

[joining hands]

When friends just caaan't beee found!

[soprano solo]

I assure you, that's "Harry Potter!"

[chorus]

Why not pay me now?

I've a fridge full of stubbled otter:

[3-part harmony]

Why not pay me now?

 

With apologies to Simon & Garfunkle, who we hope will forgive us, and thanks to Liz K., Lynnette W., Paul A., Michelle S., Rachel H., Lexi, C.H., & Katie S. for helping us appreciate the sound of silence.

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Monday
Dec112017

Winter Blunderland

Those bell things

Are they listing?

 

Yellow snow

Stomach's twisting

 

Unusual sight

He's happy tonight

Gawking in a winter blunderland.

 

Gone awaaay
is the bluebird

In his plaaace
is a reinturd

 

My feeling is strong

That this is all wrong

Gawking in a winter blunderland.

 

This is really quite the bug-eyed snowman!

I'd just rather not see him around

 

He'll say, "Won't you buy me?"
I'll say, "No, man!"

"You've even got the penguins feeling down!"

 

We should kiiill
this with fire

 

I think thiiis
is expired

 

The way Rudy's splayed:

He may need first aid.

Gawking in a winter blunderland.

 

Let's sing the praises of Mike M., Lena C., Grainne A., Adam S., Tara K., Jessi C., Michael B., Kendra M., Dan E., and Amy N.

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